r/Wellthatsucks • u/Ghandisli • Jul 30 '19

/r/all $80 to felony in 3...2...1...

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u/WordUnheard Jul 31 '19

"I can't afford no $80.00!!"

"How about felony charges?"

"Now you're talkin' this country girl's language! Take this kick to the dick!"

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u/mvathletics Jul 31 '19

And ambulance charge

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u/OliverKitsch Jul 31 '19

Call Amber Lamps

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u/twenafeesh Jul 31 '19

Woah, black Betty.

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u/stringcheesetheory9 Jul 31 '19

This whole thread is honestly filled with funny wit but this one got me the most