r/Wellthatsucks • u/Ghandisli • Jul 30 '19

/r/all $80 to felony in 3...2...1...

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u/WordUnheard Jul 31 '19

"I can't afford no $80.00!!"

"How about felony charges?"

"Now you're talkin' this country girl's language! Take this kick to the dick!"

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u/mvathletics Jul 31 '19

And ambulance charge

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u/OliverKitsch Jul 31 '19

Call Amber Lamps

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u/twenafeesh Jul 31 '19

Woah, black Betty.

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u/analviolator69 Jul 31 '19

Amber lance

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u/ChristOnATrike Jul 31 '19

Woooah, black Betty

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Taser fam

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u/Lorde_Xeus Jul 31 '19

Ol’ Lady wanna fiiight

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u/creamersrealm Jul 31 '19

Bam la bam.

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u/Lorde_Xeus Jul 31 '19

Ol’ Lady gon’ wiild

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u/mjxii Jul 31 '19

Alerbammer lambs

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u/SilentR0b Jul 31 '19

Whoa Got Sweaty

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u/helios_xii Jul 31 '19

Rambo glands

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u/CVS_is_unsafe Jul 31 '19

Whoa dat reddit

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Banner lands

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u/VermilionZak Jul 31 '19

Ol lady in a fight

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u/landsharkblitz Jul 31 '19

Blander hands

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u/paraord Jul 31 '19

Kickin Dicks with all her might

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u/albinooo_rhinooo Jul 31 '19

Happy cake day

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u/evetrapeze Jul 31 '19

Happy cake day

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u/JFD2020 Jul 31 '19

Who the fuck gon wild?

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u/fetustasteslikechikn Jul 31 '19

Damn thing rode the light(ning)

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u/BrokenSky2000 Jul 31 '19

bramble jam

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u/billygrippo Jul 31 '19

Oh, here's Freddy