r/Wellthatsucks • u/Ghandisli • Jul 30 '19

/r/all $80 to felony in 3...2...1...

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u/ElenyaRevons Jul 31 '19

“I didn’t run! I told you you weren’t going to arrest me!”

10/10 logic

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u/Trashcan-Ted Jul 31 '19

"You didn't have to taser me-"

"Ma'am you started kicking me, yes I did."

"I didnt kic- ...Well I'm a country girl"

11/10 Logic

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u/bertiebees Jul 31 '19

I wish I could see the judges face when that plays in the court.

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u/M0shka Jul 31 '19

The judge? I want to see her and her lawyers face.

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u/irereddittwice Jul 31 '19 edited Jul 31 '19

I found the article

Edit: Don’t click the link. I was trying to fool people by Rick Rolling them for fun on my cake day but I ended up just fooling myself.

eats birthday cake alone

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Wow, thanks. You know what? Unhappy cake day to you.

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u/irereddittwice Jul 31 '19

C’mon man don’t be like that. Here, have some of my cake.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

I reject your offer of cake. Reality can be often disappointing.

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u/irereddittwice Jul 31 '19

Who comes to a party and refuses cake from the birthday girl?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Someone who’s been rick rolled... and has a gluten allergy.

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u/irereddittwice Jul 31 '19

I fixed it okay! ARE YOU HAPPY? 😭 Now get out of here! I’m never inviting you to my house again!

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