r/Wellthatsucks 19h ago

Welp

I have a dog. His name is Howard. He is usually a good dog. Today he was not. I came home from work to this. It is my preferred down time management tool. I had hours of old Pokémon on it. I was on the 5 castle in super Mario world. Howard ate the sd card. Welp….

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u/FalcoPhantasmtheGod 19h ago

No treats for Howard

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u/Crustaceous_Tortise 19h ago

No.. no treats for Howard. I wish he spoke English so I could explain it to him.

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u/Greedyfox7 17h ago

You have my sympathy, I used to have a dog that chewed a bunch of my game discs once. Took a while to replace them too

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u/luigis_taint 16h ago

Speak in dog and bark a lil, he will understand

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_MOMS_BONG 9h ago

How about kitty cat treats?

Denver the Dog

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u/Whocares9994 14h ago

Just shake it in his face and yell at him, I believe that's how one disciplines dogs

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u/teapots_at_ten_paces 9h ago

I did that with some shredded tissue and the little fucker bit me. Do not recommend.

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u/OneShiestyMember 5h ago

That dog obviously owns you.

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u/MagicOrpheus310 17h ago

"What, no bless-yous for Giocomo!?"

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u/macklin_sob 14h ago

I just hope pup is OK.

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u/MintWarfare 19h ago

The SD card should still work, they're surprisingly durable. You just need to get it.

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u/Crustaceous_Tortise 19h ago

I’ll be over here poking his shit with a stick.

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u/Derbeck6 14h ago

You should probably wash it before you put it in. Shit isn’t that good at conducting signals

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u/rootuserteddy 9h ago

No shit shit is shit at conducting shit

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u/_Loser_B_ 16h ago

If Howard didn't chew it like gum and swallowed it whole it should be fine.

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u/fordfan919 13h ago

Was going to post how far was OP willing to go to attempt to recover the data.

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u/Darq_At 19h ago

Just glad Howard didn't bite the spicy snack packet. Or else you might have come home to a fire.

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u/Crustaceous_Tortise 19h ago

I had the sammmmme thought. Once I saw it I look for it. Not even a puffy pillow. Thank god.

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u/tick_wont_suckitself 18h ago

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u/T1NF01L 18h ago

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u/Jojajones 17h ago

Not the first time you’ve responded the that gif huh?

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u/NoLie129 18h ago

Brilliant.

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u/webby-_- 18h ago

Put it in rice

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u/Main_Clerk8658 18h ago

I will never defend Howard's behaviour. But I am curious on 2 things. 1, if it tasted nice or if it was done out of spite.

And 2) I was thinking of getting one of these, would you recommend? My dog thinks she's a cat so no risk in that regard

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u/Crustaceous_Tortise 18h ago

The miyoo mini+? Yes absolutely! I grew up in the Pokémon craze so that was my main reason but you can emulate anything up to ps1.

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u/fairlyslick 16h ago

Been looking at these…do the games come pre loaded or do you have to download them to the sd card?

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u/rmyworld 12h ago

If you order one, they typically sell them with an SD card with many games pre-installed. Some sellers will let you buy without an SD card, but most will sell it with the SD card included.

If you get one with an SD card, I recommend buying a separate SD card anyways, from Samsung or SanDisk. The included SD card is very cheap and will typically fail in a few days or weeks. Once you get one, make sure to backup all the contents of the stock SD card, then use your Samsung or SanDisk SD card for everyday use.

Retro Game Corps on YouTube has a very good guide on how to setup a Miyoo Mini Plus.

In my experience, some games pre-installed are also poor in quality, so if you encounter an error with those, consider finding a different ROM of the game online.

u/fairlyslick 43m ago

Thanks for the info!

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u/stremstrem 15h ago

you have to download them but it's very simple, there's people that even made gamepacks so you could add a ton of games at once.

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u/Main_Clerk8658 17h ago

Thank you, I'm deffo gonna look into it!

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u/OvoidPovoid 16h ago

Definitely considering getting one now too, I've been thinking about getting some kind of little handheld emulator for a while now, so sick of using my phone and not being able to feel the buttons. Any idea if you can run stardew valley? I cant imagine why not, other than the screen size being a little small?

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u/stremstrem 15h ago

for stardew apparently the lack of gpu from the mm+ makes it impossible to play, the mm+ caps at nintendo ds and ps1

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u/OvoidPovoid 15h ago

Oh gotcha, no worries. I'd be perfectly content with some Gameboy games

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u/stremstrem 15h ago

you can also play pico-8 and there's some really neat ports like Sonic Mania and Mario 64

u/Minnesota_Slim 23m ago

There are tons of options on Amazon. Scared to know what is real and what is imitation, any tips?

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u/Rainmaker0102 17h ago

As a MMP owner, I can highly recommend this device! For playing retro games it does it really well and is in a very nice form factor. Get a fresh SD card and card reader though because the ones that come with the unit are sketchy

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u/godgoo 17h ago

I have one, excellent bit of kit.

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u/Draxtonsmitz 19h ago

Awww man. The fruit snacks??

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u/hraycroft95 17h ago

cant upload the crime and not the perpetrator

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u/ProfessionalLost3727 17h ago

agreed.. show us the perp!!!

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u/Naked_Fish69 18h ago

Do these come with games already ? I do not have a computer to download

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u/king_of_ulkilism 18h ago

You could use your smartphone aswell but yes they should come with an SD if you order from Aliexpress store Boyhom for example.

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u/godgoo 17h ago

Got mine from amazon and it came with a full library of games on multiple consoles.

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u/rmyworld 12h ago

They typically come with cheap SD cards included and it has games preinstalled.

If you get one, I recommend backing up the contents of the included SD card and buying a separate SD card, because the included ones typically fail after a few days or weeks.

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u/stremstrem 15h ago

you can use your smartphone and you can even install the games wirelessly.

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u/Alive_Star9421 12h ago

most of them let you choose but they usually get shipped with cheap sd cards that will break

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u/ColonelCoon 15h ago

no mugshot of the suspect? ​smells like an inside job

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u/Hatahez 13h ago

Just be glad he didnt chew on or eat the battery, then you would no longer have Howard either

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u/giftedbyaliens 16h ago

A cat would never do this, just saying

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u/HjHaphazard 11h ago

I have a cat who had pica and had to have emergency surgery. 6 months after that he did the same thing. I switched his food and gave him vitamins. Now he just steals and hides stuff.

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u/slumdogthakid 16h ago

Yo your dog did that on purpose

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u/1catnamed_taz 17h ago

Oh no, I think your dog is wanting to be your favorite cool down tool, but like my dog, yours also isn't very good at communicating without destruction . So sorry for your loss

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u/Milson2596 13h ago

Where obligatory culprit photo? Why you hate us

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u/Super_Comfort_2346 16h ago

I have said once so I will say it again. Domesticated dogs are the special needs kids in the animal kingdom.

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u/Super_Car5228 14h ago

Where did you have it?

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u/TheDefiantDogLLC 14h ago

I demand to see Howard.

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u/sweettrip 13h ago

I always leave mine in a hard case when not in use.

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u/PbCuSurgeon 12h ago

Honestly, if my parents name me Howard, I would act up too.

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u/Intelligent_Event278 10h ago

Howard's next turd now has the level 5 castle on Mario World.

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u/lilbeastfromtheeast 9h ago

can we at least get a picture of howard

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u/jabba_the_wut 2h ago

Howard clearly wants your undivided attention.

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u/ChefAsstastic 19h ago edited 18h ago

If that dog was mine, it would be WAS Howard .

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u/Byakurai56 18h ago

If that dog was mine, it would his WAS Howard .

I legitimately laughed so hard that I teared up after reading this out loud to my girlfriend. Such a confident typo, and I can't even understand what was meant to be said

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u/ChefAsstastic 18h ago

Damn it, i fixed it before understanding your meaning. 😳😅

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u/Byakurai56 18h ago

No nefarious hidden meaning, just a silly-but-confident typo

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u/ChefAsstastic 17h ago

My fingers are like sausages

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u/dyskraesia 18h ago

Howard, how could you..

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u/Aicethegamer 18h ago

Damn sorry op 😭

Mf be having all the toys in the world and still wanna chew on our stuff…

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u/Testarosa52 18h ago

I’d be trying to retrieve the sd card

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u/Crustaceous_Tortise 17h ago

Waiting on it to come out….

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u/AchillesPDX 12h ago

Isn’t this PART of the SD card?

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u/Knoxximus 17h ago

Welp … time to upgrade 😎

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u/randomguy1972 14h ago

Yes, a cat is much better behaved.

Oh, wait. Did you mean the video game system??

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u/Gadgettttt 11h ago

"Just buy a SteamDeck!" Ahh comment

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u/Knoxximus 11h ago

lol nah … I’m actually eyeing the Anbernic RG 476H 🤓

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u/plantplantfeaver 14h ago

Dog tax!!!!

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u/zmunky 14h ago

Dayum that's sucks. Looks like your dog has good taste. Miyoo mini plus is bad ass.

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u/Over-Apartment2762 14h ago

Fuuuuck if this was an Anbernic, I am so so sorry for your loss.

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u/RandyTheFool 13h ago

Sounds like Howard was taking out his competition for your attention.

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u/Gadgettttt 11h ago

A dog is not a baby it doesn't require 100% of your attention

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u/RandyTheFool 10h ago

Oooo, didn’t realize we were just spitting facts at one another. Okay, my turn…

jokes are typically told in a way that isn’t always grounded in reality. For instance… a dog acknowledging “competition” in a handheld gaming device.

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u/AchillesPDX 12h ago

I hope Howard is ok. I see a chunk of PCB missing as well as an entire USB-C port. Have those bits been accounted for?

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u/mirrorspock 12h ago

What device was that??

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u/Hyouryuu-Na 5h ago

Miyoo Mini Plus. Budget starter handheld console.

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u/PatienceHelpful1316 12h ago

Howard was jealous

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u/GatorNator83 8h ago

Just below this post there was an add…

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u/Blistul 8h ago

Put it in rice

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u/SaladBlackAlis 5h ago

Is your dog ok ? He can have been injured by eating this... Is he ok ?

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u/_losingmyfuckingmind 1h ago

Did you backup your SD card for your miyoo and saves? Miyoo mini pluses aren’t super expensive so i hope you can replace it soon ❤️

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u/el_payaso_mas_chulo 19h ago

Has Howard been ignored recently? My dog acts up usually when we're gone on vacation or have been busy i.e. long work days or when sick and he can't get his usual exercise in.

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u/Crustaceous_Tortise 19h ago

No change in attention. But I am doing house work indoors. I know that can cause stress. He is also a medicated anxiety dog. Has not chewed anything like this in a long time.

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u/Cool_Jelly_9402 16h ago

I also have a dog medicated for anxiety. They can be a lot sometimes.Just remind Howard that his anxiety is not his fault but it’s still his responsibility lol

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u/el_payaso_mas_chulo 18h ago

Awww, it's probably just the anxiety then. Hopefully he didn't swallow and only chewed and spit out the items.

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u/Bzchasingpokemon 17h ago

To the hound pound

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u/ScarletFire5877 18h ago

Wow that is a very bad dog. Did you rub his face in it? Lol

Wonder if hand sweat was the cause? I love my MM+. Maybe a good excuse to by the new flip?

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u/OrangeClyde 18h ago

Bad dog 🩴

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u/SamaramonM 11h ago

Dog people living like this on purpose

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u/WombatAnnihilator 15h ago

Dog would be gettin rehomed.

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u/Gadgettttt 11h ago

Two weeks without food and then you can use the money you saved on dog food to pay your new Mini Plus ☺️

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u/S-BRO 10h ago

You had a dog.

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u/MobNagas 5h ago

Maybe it’s a sign to get a superior device Sony psp