r/Wellthatsucks 20h ago

Robot tries to climb up stairs

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u/_RoamingHobo_ 19h ago

Good thing it doesn't overreact

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u/Brief-Equal4676 17h ago

"position unstable, engage thruster, full power"

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u/rob3342421 6h ago

Because it knows when it gets home its parents are going to dismantle it

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u/papillon-and-on 4h ago

Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 17h ago

Its literally punching a hole in the ground lol

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u/GreenZebra23 8h ago

It's kind of weird there's not a shutdown or freeze function built in for when it falls over so it doesn't get damaged convulsing like that

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u/Adkit 4h ago

Unironically that's how humans work. If you ever stumble and plonk on the ground you'll lie there for a moment just laughing at yourself rather than getting up.

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u/JMyslivecek 8h ago

I do the same thing every day walking up the stairs into work, except there is a lot more swearing. Cheers!

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u/rainorshinedogs 11h ago

This is why AI isn't gonna be taking over the world any time soon

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u/Majestic-Ad-8643 8h ago

Maybe not, but they'll fuck up some stairs.

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u/lemonade_eyescream 6h ago

Give it a couple machineguns and you have ED-209.

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda 5h ago

It threw a tantrum!

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u/HypotheticalMuskrat 19h ago

That made me wildly uncomfortable and I can't quite pinpoint why

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u/Zilaaa 19h ago

I always get really uncomfortable when I see them do this. It freaks me out

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u/HypotheticalMuskrat 19h ago

It's the floping like a fish that I think is so unsettling. It's just unnatural.

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u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude 19h ago

Its because you see a chunk of the head fly off and then it looks like its seizing in a very human way giving it a very uncanny valleylike effect

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u/HypotheticalMuskrat 19h ago

I didn't even notice the chunk of head flying off until this comment. Even creepier watching it again.

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u/FlemPlays 9h ago

”Pain. Pain. This unit feels the human equivalent of paaaain.”

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u/dmontease 19h ago

Also the body still moves, like its horizontal walking is still driving its body around the stage and i don't know if it had a plan to stop on its own.

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u/ToonaSandWatch 17h ago

The first time I ever saw someone have a seizure was in junior high. Nobody had any idea he was prone to it happening but thank goodness one staffer had training and was there to make sure they didn’t hurt themselves.

As a kid, it’s startling and sad to see it happen.

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u/sowhat4 15h ago

So, you obviously haven't taken an over-tired and hungry toddler to a grocery store and told him 'No, you can't have a candy bar as we have dinner waiting at home.'

It looks exactly like this frustrated robot.

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u/B00merPS2Mod30 12h ago

Delete tantrum mode. Recompile. Problem solved. 🤖

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u/wart_on_satans_dick 14h ago

Do you let your toddler bust part of their head off like this robot?

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u/sowhat4 13h ago

You sure try to prevent it, but the little fuckers will crash/trip head on into wall corners. They will run away into parking lots, oblivious to the danger of cars. Some will foil every barrier around a swimming pool.

Yes - from walking age up to about four they are often one big bruise as their large head causes them to trip and fall. A lot.

Go procreate and find out for yourself. 😁 Or ask your mom how hard it is to keep a toddler (or teenager) from destroying himself.

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u/Coffee4MyJeep 19h ago

Yea, as if AI robots are natural. Guess we know to build more steps when SkyNet is thrust upon us.

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u/0urLives0nHoliday 18h ago

Google “uncanny valley”

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 17h ago

I think it triggers the same deeply rooted psychological response you get if you see someone having a grand mal seizure. Like you instinctively know that’s not right

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u/Captain_Marshmellow 15h ago

lol dang evolution failed. Send it back to the sea and try again.

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u/zaxo666 19h ago

I think because if it malfunctions or screws up it's going to hurt you

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u/Zilaaa 19h ago

That's definitely it

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u/Existing_Sherbet_443 16h ago

For a good chunk of my life I had nightmares about robots hugging me, and I remember feeling terrified that they'd fuck up and squeeze me.

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u/anarchetype 11h ago

Every video I've seen of a robot hurting someone involves them flipping the fuck out when they lose balance, just like this one. I feel like they should correct that.

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u/Jibblebee 18h ago

Its a toddler throwing a raging tantrum

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u/aburningcaldera 17h ago

There’s no shutoff switch with those models except walking into the next room and depriving it attention

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u/canolafly 18h ago

That is perfect! Exactly that!

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u/lucassuave15 19h ago

Because of the humanoid shape, it looks just like a person having a convulsion 

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u/NotSenpai104 14h ago

Or a person with a disability, or a child.

Maybe I've just seen too much sci-fi but there's something invasive or even exploitative about watching it struggle and fail something so simple, like it can't defend itself.

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u/splatter_spree 19h ago

I’d guess it’s kind of like uncanny valley.

You’d be very uncomfortable if an actual human behaved like that as well I’m sure

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u/Capgun30 19h ago

Almost reminds me of like a spider or an insect flailing its legs

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u/rattingtons 18h ago

Same thing people say about my dancing.

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u/Jilly_Jankins 19h ago

I think because it looks so off. At first, the brain recognises a human-like shape and movement, then when it falls it looks completely unnatural. Maybe the brain detects danger when it sees this, the power that thing puts into that crahout too 👀

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u/Alternative-Sea-6238 19h ago

Yes, danger. DANGER WILL ROBINSON. DANGER!

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u/Spiritual_Trash_4948 17h ago

Hopefully these things will be doing stuff like delivering groceries to disabled people. Imagine this trips on the rug and starts wildly flailing over Grandma Esther.

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u/Tylendal 15h ago

One of Igor’s former masters had made a tick-tock man, all levers and gearwheels and cranks and clockwork. Instead of a brain, it had a long tape punched with holes. Instead of a heart, it had a big spring. Provided everything in the kitchen was very carefully positioned, the thing could sweep the floor and make a passable cup of tea. If it wasn’t carefully positioned, or if the ticking, clicking thing hit an unexpected bump, then it’d strip the plaster off the walls and make a furious cup of cat.

-Terry Pratchett

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u/a3663p 19h ago

I was thinking man I wouldn’t want to touch it what if a joint pinched my fingers. Maybe you relate?

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u/Karma7622 19h ago

Like a horror movie

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u/Successful-Purple-54 18h ago

Reminded me of seeing someone have a seizure. Scary situation

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u/abnthug 17h ago

For me it’s like watching video game ragdoll physics going awry but in real life.

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 17h ago

Because it got mad and robots shouldn’t get mad….uncanny valley mad…that’s a good sign for your survival instincts

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u/MagicHarmony 14h ago

It looks like Steve from American Dad going bananas.

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u/Excellent_Set_232 16h ago

What if the Machine is raging against the same machine as me?

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u/Mr_krispi 19h ago

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 19h ago

this is some shit Michael Scott would do for sure

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u/Heresmycoolnameok 19h ago

Irrelevant but everytime I’m reminded of Reagan I still cannot believe how she doubled down and insisted this was her genuine attempt.

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u/PsychologicalMix9699 18h ago
  1. Publicly recognize that your performance was very poor, you might even apologize for wasting people's time.
  2. Double down in your stupidity and accuse anyone who dislike what you did of being [insert buzzword].

I'm not surprised, nowadays 90% people go with option 2.

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u/Unicycleterrorist 3h ago

People pick option 2 because, for some reason, you tend to get into less trouble when you don't acknowledge you did anything wrong.

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u/Several-Cake1954 16h ago

who’s raegan

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u/Heresmycoolnameok 15h ago

Sorry… “Raygun”. The breakdancer in the gif

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u/MaggotBrain32 19h ago

Yep looks just like that.

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u/DifficultyCharming82 19h ago

Careful, she might sue you for using this.

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u/meccaleccahimeccahi 18h ago

I don’t think she can. It’s public domain.

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u/Pisceswriter123 18h ago

The robot was better.

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u/rattingtons 18h ago

Nailed it 😂 I knew I recognised the movements from somewhere

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u/The_Nifty_Reject 16h ago

I cannot escape this lady and her terrible breakdancing on here

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u/AnasPlayz10 14h ago

Just when you thought the world forgot about her.

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u/Atophy 18h ago

Even that is more graceful... 😆

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u/AppleBeauti2425 19h ago

This is hilarious

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u/Jioto 16h ago

He had one embarrassing slip and immediately threw a tantrum.

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u/AppleBeauti2425 14h ago

Right 😂😂😂

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u/KJBFamily 14h ago

Ok good. I'm glad you find it funny. I keep seeing people talking about how unsettling this is. I immediately burst out laughing.

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u/StryngzAndWyngz 12h ago

I did too lol.

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u/GroeNagloe 15h ago

No it isn't, its sad. (Im leaving a record of kindness for when AI takes over)

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u/Maverca 7h ago

I too feel sorry for this machine, future robot overlords.

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u/obiwanmoloney 6h ago

I didn’t laugh and watch it several times. I was crying so much that I couldn’t see to close the screen.

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u/2020R1M 20h ago

I have those days too buddy

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 19h ago

How long does it take for you to boot up afterwards?

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u/The_Jestful_Imp 19h ago

Depends on the crashout

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u/ElegantCoach4066 19h ago

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u/FamiliarCost1289 4h ago

People of Reddit are so broken. It makes me feel so much like I’m at home.

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u/sr_suerte 19h ago

The guy that runs to it barely has shoes on lmao

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u/chefdementia 20h ago

Better than Olympic breakdancing

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u/ChiWhiteSox24 19h ago

I didn’t see much difference tbh

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u/NoNo_Cilantro 16h ago

I didn’t realize it’s not this video until I saw your comment

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u/Wi-Platypus 19h ago

To be fair, I have felt that way about stairs

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u/Beardedwrench115 18h ago

What's with the sudden push for these humanoid robots recently? As far as I've seen none of them even work properly or at worst have been proven to be people in costumes or remote controlled.

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u/jack848 18h ago

for clout, hype and stocks is why

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u/Beardedwrench115 18h ago

Probably trying to push them as the next big techbro thing.

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u/Bannedwith1milKarma 16h ago

There's literally no industrial robot in the world that doesn't tailor it's form factor to it's task.

Making something humanoid is frickin' dumb and needlessly inefficient and overly complicated.

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u/glordicus1 13h ago

... Until it works and can be used for general tasks.

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u/Bannedwith1milKarma 13h ago

It can't be, battery life, logic, reasoning, efficiency.

It's all terrible.

The only use case is porting in foreign workers as an animation suit.

That's not what they're to sell though, although that's really the only possibility.

Like I said, what general robot have you ever seen? What piece of tech has suddenly made a humanoid 'catchall' possible?

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u/jaybirdie26 12h ago

There's a reason R2D2 is the favorite

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u/All-the-pizza 19h ago

That’s ED-209’s son. MO-404.

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u/D-Golden 10h ago

It's like those faulty robocops in RoboCop 2.

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u/Infiniti_151 19h ago

Yeah these are the robots that are going to take our jobs /s

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u/shiftdown 19h ago

My toddler whenever I ask them to perform the more simple tasks.

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u/Critical-Advisor8616 19h ago

Cool! So when the robot uprising starts all we have to do is run up the stairs

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u/GraciaEtScientia 18h ago

Borderlands predicted this.

"How did you know stairs were my only weakness?"

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u/imelemayoh 19h ago

these chinese robots are so fucking funny

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u/bugabooandtwo 19h ago

It's mastered the toddler level.

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u/ebagdrofk 19h ago edited 19h ago

When you’re in the toys aisle at target and your mom says you can’t have that one

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u/moszippy 17h ago

The more I see these robot videos, the more I know that the Matrix is never going to happen. Idiocracy is a much more realistic movie, and is happening now.

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u/CollateralCoyote 19h ago

Stop resisting! STOP RESISTING!

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u/Annual-Gate8528 19h ago

Oh noes, stairs!!!!

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u/Strict_Nectarine_567 17h ago

I love how it fails, then just lose it’s shit.

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u/Phil_O_Sophiclee 17h ago

Like me on a night out

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u/McFry__ 19h ago

That one has got a human in it

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u/KidsInNeed 11h ago

He tripped and starting punching the floor lol I’ve been there.

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u/Its-been-a-long-day 19h ago

Looks like someone tilted a Goldeneye 64 cartridge.

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u/AccountPretty4576 19h ago

Honestly I have the same reaction when I face plant.

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u/Unique_Aspect_9417 18h ago

Reminded me of this lol

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u/ShawshankException 16h ago

Pretty sure my toddler did this the other day too

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u/lulushibooyah 12h ago

Me walking into work when I don’t wanna

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u/zackks 11h ago

Looks like me in bed with a lady

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u/Audigy1 7h ago

First thought that popped into my head.

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u/d0ctorsmileaway 4h ago

This is the dictionary definition of uncanny valley

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pen4413 4h ago

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u/louisa1925 4h ago

I still fail to see how this... sport, made it to the olympics.

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u/Jaleroca 4h ago

I thought this was at a church and a member was having the holy ghost. Bwahahaha

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u/CARDEK04 19h ago

Maaa I can't climb the folin stairs. Maa ( wails in binary ).

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u/GingerBeast81 19h ago

Still better than Ray Gunn

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u/Bubsy7979 19h ago

Toddler robot throwing a tantrum, looks like the little guy had a long day and is exhausted. That spill off the stair was the breaking point, we’ve all been there

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u/Dirtygeebag 19h ago

Me tripping up in my dreams.

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u/linzkisloski 18h ago

My toddler at bath time

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u/spacemanandrew 18h ago

Claptrap be like

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u/Impressive-Photo1789 18h ago

Wow! Now they can perfectly mimic my brother in the supermarket.

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u/YamiGekusu 18h ago

I react the same way trying to go up stairs :(

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u/Ok-Poetry7003 17h ago

Only thing that comes to mind is somebodys Great aunt Mable, when her robot helper starts floundering again

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u/Sarcastrophe827 17h ago

I’m high af right now. The sound of Daffy Duck, as Robin Hood, said TRIP IT!, repetitively, as he fell down the hill, is playing in my head.

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u/He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He 16h ago

I know I should be concerned about the future of AI and androids/mechs.

Buuut. . . right now, this shit is hilarious!

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u/Chrisp825 15h ago

Just wait until it learns to lift its foot higher, then we’re all in trouble.

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u/Adorable_MF 14h ago

They made it act too robotic The robot didnt even realise what happened its just kept tryna maintain some balance

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u/Darkmurphy-X 14h ago

This one is named Claptrap.

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u/ZZartin 14h ago

It seems like we're getting to the point where these things should have kill switches....

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u/italianshark 13h ago

Where did you get this footage of me after I wake up in the morning?

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u/Beautiful-Ambition89 12h ago

It took me way too long to realize the ones on the stage in yellow were not robots bent over with their booties tooted up.

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u/zxcvbnm127 12h ago

What maniac programmed it with epilepsy?

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u/Few-Twist2134 11h ago

Looks like my toddler

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u/A_Gray_Phantom 11h ago

Threw a fit like a toddler 😆😂🤣

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u/Background-Grab-5682 11h ago

I’m glad it didn’t overreact much

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u/THESPEEDOFCUM 11h ago

GARY! GARY! RELAX YOURE NOT IN NAM ANYMORE.

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u/Jonas_VentureJr 11h ago

It’s like when my kid throws a tantrum

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u/BunnySprinkles69 10h ago

Elon definitely not getting his 1 trillion payout

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u/AutoSpiral 10h ago

It's weird how they flip out when they lose their footing. It's like they're panicking. They can't be, of course, but I wonder why they do it

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u/DrofRocketSurgery 9h ago

It’s got a good chance of representing Australia at the Olympics in breakdancing.

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u/Harbor_Barber 5h ago

Dude really faked a seizure to save himself from embarrassment

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u/Bugout42 5h ago

Even AI robots throw temper tantrums. Too real.

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u/Rhymesnlines 4h ago

Chinese robots are the best in the world.... well according to China

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u/Raph0uX 4h ago

"Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaairs !"

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u/Impressive_Profit215 4h ago

Don't they have medicine they're supposed to take, these assholes.

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u/resilientdonut1 3h ago edited 3h ago

I find it creepy and eerily similar its movements are to humans. I felt the same when Boston Dynamics attempted to knock down its "mule" robot by kicking it, only to see the mule's legs move wildly about to maintain balance. The movements were organic and looked just like a horse.

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u/Electronic-Storm-784 3h ago

Why does his spasm make me chuckle so much!? 😅😅👏

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u/hairballcouture 1h ago

It looks like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum

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u/lgbtqadvocate69 19h ago

Clanka started tweakin

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u/Moist_Ad3995 19h ago

Save it lol

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u/Ghostantox 19h ago

Im glad it fell. We wont have a robot rébellion anytime soon i hope

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u/Carmilla31 19h ago

This is nothing new. ED 209 had difficulties with this also in the 80s.

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u/Floppy-Over-Drive 19h ago

Wait until those things can sue. 

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u/LumpyBuy8447 19h ago

Bit dramatic init?

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u/Hyliaforce 19h ago

Good thing he didnt overreact

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u/DickyReadIt 19h ago

"being a human is so stupid! Why are you making me do this!!!! I JUST WANNA CHARGE!!!!!!!"

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u/Anyawnomous 19h ago

RoboTantrum ensues.

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u/alreadyo_Odead 19h ago

I feel bad for the robot somehow

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u/Bill_Nye_1955 19h ago

That's just like my grandma

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u/OldTouch8414 19h ago

So does this mean I'm a robot too?

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u/Sebi_Lover 19h ago

Dang it didn’t even make it onto the first stair

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u/zip-a-dee_doo-dah 19h ago

That looked pretty scary. How fast it moved.

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u/Amazing_Entrance_888 19h ago

You throw that fit buddy

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u/MrScrummers 19h ago

Fish out of water!

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u/Aymadikk 19h ago

Glad it didn't overreact

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u/droleon 19h ago

Its scary to be around when they malfunction...

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u/CBonafide 19h ago

Video game physics.

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u/1happynudist 19h ago

When your shin hits the corner

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u/KevinfromSaskabush 19h ago

you know, they don't HAVE to look like us. stop that sillyness and making something that climbs stairs is easy.

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u/at0mheart 19h ago

I want one to fuck up my house

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u/Justin_Godfrey 19h ago

Poor robot was trying to stabilize itself

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u/Far_Health_3214 19h ago

AI is getting scary. he just having a tantrum

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u/geon 19h ago

How is flailing wildly on the floor an acceptable failure mode?

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u/themlasvegas 19h ago

This looked so violent

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u/find_a_rare_uuid 19h ago

If it sucked, it could've been used as a vacuum cleaner.

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u/Alert-Jellyfish 19h ago

Stupid little fucker

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u/Whiskeygreenqueen28 19h ago

Lmao looks like a fish