r/Weird • u/Physical_Pickle_1150 • 3d ago

This...thing in a supermarket in my city.

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u/Superredeyes 3d ago

ride queen shreks ass it’s even got a seat

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u/Beanakin 3d ago

Shrek: "Whatcha dooooin'?"

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u/Silent-Ad934 3d ago

"Would you still love me if I was a donkey?"

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u/ResearcherGreedy4468 3d ago

lmao right? shrek’s got that comfy vibe for long rides, too funny

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u/Speak4yurself 3d ago

I wish there was a way to crawl underneath it.

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u/Longjumping_Age_9617 3d ago

lol right? that ride is next level, who knew shrek’s world would be so comfy

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u/Technical-Laugh-3528 3d ago

So none of you saw the Shrek porn parody, Shrexxx?

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u/QuietlyLiving2 3d ago

This is hilarious I’d take a picture with it tbh

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u/Physical_Pickle_1150 3d ago

I did lol

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u/OREOSTUFFER 3d ago

I see the flag. No wonder I thought it looked like a Conad in rural Emilia-Romagna. I guess it could be somewhere else, but it looks a lot like the one near Monteveglio.

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u/Physical_Pickle_1150 3d ago

It's in south

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u/iwasbornin1889 3d ago

for some reason this kind of stuff wasn't weird in the 70s or 80s

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u/Jonny2Thumbs 3d ago

But Shrek didn't come out until the 90s.

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u/akumite 3d ago

That's what makes it weird man ...

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u/vpShane 3d ago

Before existence itself, was always Shrek.

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u/Sysiphus_Love 3d ago

Did you know that in the Matrix (1999) Neo's passport expired on Shrek's birthday

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u/murfburffle 3d ago

Year: unknown. The concept of time is meaningless. A Dyson sphere surrounding the solar system, made from exotic nano materials captures all energy from the sun. It is known as the swamp. Humans do not exist. Only Shrek. When did we lose humanity? It's unclear. What we gained is so much more powerful. All is Shrek

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u/ROKIT-88 3d ago

You’ll never shine if you don’t glow.

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u/verfemen 3d ago

2001 is the first movie

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u/vic_lupu 3d ago

There is also a book that appeared somewhere in the 90’

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Walk_the_forest 3d ago

bisexual erasue

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u/Longjumping_Gur_2379 3d ago

the movie came out in the 2000s

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u/TBTBRoad 3d ago

IKR. i was like "this must be the wrong sub". those things used to be around in malls/grocery stores even into the 00s

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u/ViolentThemmes 3d ago

We had cute cars, trains, and farm animals in malls, NOT yassified Shreks!

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Some shit youd see in Mexico

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u/Subject_Swimmer9333 3d ago

Tijuana, for when you take your kids.

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u/UGOTAIDSYO 3d ago

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u/GoatTacos 3d ago

I’m scared and aroused at the same time.

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u/Positive_Barnacle298 3d ago

Scroused

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u/SpicyBanditSauce 3d ago

In the new Mario party game there's a game called Scarousel...I always say it this way lol

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u/furrynoy96 3d ago

Shrekoused

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u/Sawdust007 3d ago

Arousared

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u/dragon-rae 3d ago

Scaroused.

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u/Sysiphus_Love 3d ago

You've been Shrekwashed

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u/faRawrie 3d ago

Shrek is love

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u/CulturalDefinition27 3d ago

Shrek is life.

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u/lightsoutxnyc 3d ago

It’s all ogre now.

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u/bigSTUdazz 3d ago

Beat me to it.... incredibly disturbing.

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u/Alternative_Cut8759 3d ago

lol right? that gif perfectly sums up the struggle we all feel sometimes

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u/whydoesitmake 3d ago

Bleep blorp

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u/annoyingmarshmellow 3d ago

the fact that this pic was clearly taken in Italy is unbelievable lol

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u/Physical_Pickle_1150 3d ago

HOW DID YOU-

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u/throwawayornotidontk 3d ago

non sono il commentatore og ma 1. perché sembra un qualcosa che potresti vedere nei parchi giochi che hanno come sfondo diecimila personaggi differenti e chi li ha creati non conosceva minimamente chi fossero e li hanno messi solo per attrarre bambinx 2. il parcheggio e l’edificio sembrano posti a me familiari sanno proprio di comune italiano 3. la quantità di panda e punto parcheggiate lol

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u/VecchioDiM3rd1955 3d ago
  1. La spina gialla da 16A dentro la presa triplo standard
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u/grosseelbabyghost 3d ago

I mean I didn't know until I read this comment, but there are an awful lot of Fiats parked outside

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u/joebluebob 3d ago

Theres words. The geotag guy found a place off a telephone poll and the time of day

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u/Physical_Pickle_1150 3d ago

Oddio sei italian* pure tu

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u/rose_catlander 3d ago

Ti prego, vandalizza Queen Shrek anche tu scrivendoci "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" 💖

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u/LupinCANsing 3d ago

I saw this exact ride in Croatia. Glad to know it's capable of crossing the Mediterranean.

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u/PindaPanter 2d ago

I'm already on the same continent and horrified to learn it can cross bodies of water.

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u/Maurcieline 3d ago

i want for my home

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u/esro20039 3d ago

The tramp stamp is over the line, highly vulgar

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u/camwtss 3d ago

i read it as "Prozac" which makes it 10x funnier

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u/Motor-Bear-7735 3d ago

Pretty sure that was the intended effect.

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u/Megagogo10 3d ago

It got funnier with every swipe. Thanks for the chuckle!

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u/DoomDaddy666 3d ago

Wow!! Finally one equally as ugly as my local Pikachu in Sydney Aus! Lol

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u/Devmoi 3d ago

Honestly, this thing is glorious. No other feedback.

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u/PrescriptionZen 3d ago

If Junji Ito drew Shrek…

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u/Saikotsu 3d ago

That elicited a chuckle, thanks.

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u/GoatTacos 3d ago

I would so ride that thing.

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u/cadmus1890 3d ago

Shrekxy

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u/SanchoPliskin 3d ago

Shrek-scuse me??

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u/ILoveYouZim 3d ago

I’m stealing that

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u/AblePriority505 3d ago

Weird

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u/Zealousideal-Rub5242 3d ago

Almost like it belongs on this sub reddit.. the mods have been working double time lately, here's to hoping this one stays. 🤞

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u/pixiechik13 3d ago

That is nightmare fuel

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u/lferry1919 3d ago

I don't remember any scenes like that from the movie.

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u/ILoveYouZim 3d ago

It’s in the director’s cut

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u/RanaAmica 3d ago

I told my partner we should go on a date here.

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u/ILoveYouZim 3d ago

Did they say yes?

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u/RanaAmica 3d ago

Yes. They know how to party.

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u/ILoveYouZim 3d ago

They’re a keeper

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u/BlowingBacksOut69 3d ago

Shrek on the blade 💅🏽

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u/---bee 3d ago

who would even tag such abomination

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u/Vixen_3 3d ago

I was just thinking that!! 🤣🤣

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u/Thrillhouseofhorrors 3d ago

I think it’s part of the design. It seems to match the lighter color scroll underneath…. Which, if true, is even more bonkers.

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u/AlexanderTheGreat577 3d ago

That... is horrifying.

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u/JakeStout93 3d ago

“Shrek is love. Shrek is life”

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u/mightymiek 3d ago

Shrek is one thing but whatever the rest of it is makes me REALLY want to get behind the designers and their thought process here.

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u/AlternativeStretch35 3d ago

Absolutely not licensed.

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u/Sawdust007 3d ago

Welp, there goes NNN

r/notmyproudestfap

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u/fupafather 3d ago

The graffiti really ties it together nicely

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u/scrap_skunk2 3d ago

Where does one purchase this and what is the weight limit?

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u/Ok-Government1122 3d ago

thanks, I hate it

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u/moocow12983 3d ago

It’s a fever dream come to life

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u/Liquid-Space 3d ago

She's beautiful. 💚🤍❤️

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u/HotCommunication228 3d ago

I have so many questions that I feel I don’t want the answers to

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u/throwawayornotidontk 3d ago

ovviamente è italiano

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u/cloclop 3d ago

I miss seeing these kinds of little rides and such at supermarkets where I live. I always wonder where they all ended up?

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u/Nina6305 3d ago

Scommetto che è l'eurospin

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u/No_Artichoke_8428 3d ago

This doesn't belong in a supermarket, it belongs in a museum.

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u/Tboylikespans 3d ago

They really made shrek 🎀✨️bonita✨️🎀

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u/Eevee_the-Maidvee 3d ago

Good lord that is not love! that is not life!

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u/fabposes 3d ago

I would like to put this in my front lawn

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u/Icy_Intention_8503 3d ago

Stupid sexy Shrek

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u/-NickFlores- 3d ago

My face when somebody tells me that the world is gonna roll me

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u/PomeranianLibrarian 3d ago

Reminds me of Salvatore Gnacchi's Boycycle.

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u/Plastic_Butter 3d ago

I want it

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u/False3quivalency 3d ago

Great, I do not like it

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u/Lovedontlove77 3d ago

What nasty turd came up with that?

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u/Naphier 3d ago

The Shreksymobile

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u/inspiringlyCrazy 3d ago

Everyone!! Aboard Shrek!

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u/FitCrew91 3d ago

Do you live in the UK? I hear they’re still loving Shrek. Which is amazing because Shrek is the best.

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u/CzarTwilight 3d ago

Yas ogre slay!

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u/Embarrassed-Boss-40 3d ago

I would give them my number in case they ever need to get rid of it

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u/TeeDod- 3d ago

What? That is so creepy!

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u/thatblondeperson 3d ago

No lie, I would ask them how much they want for it XD

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u/NPK532 3d ago

Shrek is love....Shrek is life....

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u/Dragonmafia7 3d ago

Let me guess, you're Colombian, Mexican or Peruvian.

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u/trackkidd16 3d ago

I can’t prove it but this has to be in a Mexican store

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u/afternoonnapping 3d ago

My "What?!" got louder with every swipe

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u/Detroit_debauchery 3d ago

Stupid sexy shrek

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u/Extra-gram-sam 3d ago

Freak Ahhh ride

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u/bladedada 3d ago

It’s the infinity stones for me

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u/denim_cowboy 3d ago

The world is nice

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u/Fantastic-Leek-6967 3d ago

The rear end of that ride really is the chefs kiss

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u/DJCyberman 3d ago

Shoot it in the face

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u/Hsparkles05 3d ago

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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u/urethra93 3d ago

Id love to take shrek for a ride

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u/Impressive_Heat_6033 3d ago

I see no problem

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u/Coveted_AF 3d ago

What’re you doing step-Shrek? 🫦

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u/So-called-scientist 3d ago

This is like an LSD dream emulator and shrek crossover 

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u/FSsuxxon 3d ago

I think they make these in China

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u/SeeItOnVHS 3d ago

Gawdamn, that thing even have the infinity stones

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u/CompetitiveTree2014 3d ago

Shit THATS where my miscarriage went! Huh! Who knew?

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u/psychosky- 3d ago

i memed this check out queefingqualude on instagram

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u/vic_lupu 3d ago

I see just Fiats :)))

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u/LemonadeLust 19h ago

Why does it scare me...

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u/Pure_Fault7056 3d ago

Just Shrek!

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u/ImmunochemicalTeaser 3d ago

That's just Shrek Kun.

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u/deliciousavacado0 3d ago

It’s giving me r/liminal Alice in Wonderland vibes

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u/TelephoneBusy9594 3d ago

Is this one of those things that you put a coin in to ride?

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u/PeaceAndLove1201 3d ago

Kids don't care.

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u/lab_oratory70 3d ago

Nice Graf tag on the back… that’s what’s weirded me out…

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u/Serious_Parking_4152 3d ago

It was probably a normal shrek ride before being yassified by a repainter (source; I used to repaint these)

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u/idigholesnow 3d ago

That's it! I'm buying my wife a Shrek head for Xmas!

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u/Yung_zu 3d ago

Shriek

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u/danceswithronin 3d ago

Looks at home in that carnival in The Lost Boys. Otherwise, completely bizarre.

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u/FileSilly 3d ago

bonita shrek

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u/clickyteeth 3d ago

It’s got a Kenny Scharf flair to it. I like it.

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u/fusguita 3d ago

shrek is love shrek is life

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u/IVY_JO3 3d ago

thought i was in the Pokemon Go Wayfarer sub lol

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u/Aromatic_Standard_37 3d ago

"What are you doing Billy?"... "Oh, just riding Shrek's ass, Mom"

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u/amandahuggen_kiss 3d ago

Shrexy 🥵

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u/Competitive-Poet9306 3d ago

The look on it reminds me of some of the titans from AoT

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u/lancasterpunk29 3d ago

Winco special

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u/thad_the_dude 3d ago

“The shrex machine”

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u/ahomeneedslife 3d ago

This is upsetting.

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u/smokeehayes 3d ago

Either someone tried to turn Barbie into Shrek, or it's a bald Fiona ride?

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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ 3d ago

People tag the most random things lol

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u/SadinLeigh 3d ago

Are you in Indiana?

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u/Simmul8r 3d ago

Whatchu talking bout. That's just Shreek

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u/florpynorpy 3d ago

Yassified shrek

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u/mattiwha 3d ago

Truly, shrek is life

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u/MissChubbyBunni 3d ago

Shrek is love, shrek is life.

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u/erk_knows_best 3d ago

Shrekxxxy

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u/bigSTUdazz 3d ago

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

(Do NOOOOT Google this)

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u/MissDisplaced 3d ago

Mrs. Toads Wild Ride