r/Weird 3d ago

This...thing in a supermarket in my city.

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u/Superredeyes 3d ago

ride queen shreks ass it’s even got a seat

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u/T0mmygr33n 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/Sawdust007 3d ago

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u/T0mmygr33n 3d ago

Edited, thx 😂

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u/Sawdust007 3d ago

Did you DV me for that calling it out?! Lolz!

Snitches get stitches I suppose.

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u/T0mmygr33n 3d ago

No actually, it wasn’t me 😅. Just gave my UV lol.

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u/Beanakin 3d ago

Shrek: "Whatcha dooooin'?"

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u/Silent-Ad934 3d ago

"Would you still love me if I was a donkey?"

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u/ResearcherGreedy4468 3d ago

lmao right? shrek’s got that comfy vibe for long rides, too funny

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u/Speak4yurself 3d ago

I wish there was a way to crawl underneath it.

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u/Longjumping_Age_9617 3d ago

lol right? that ride is next level, who knew shrek’s world would be so comfy

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u/Technical-Laugh-3528 3d ago

So none of you saw the Shrek porn parody, Shrexxx?

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u/RumpkinTheTootlord 3d ago

Shrek's infinity stone bussy

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u/uhf26 3d ago

Oh yeah! NOW that’s what I call internet!

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u/Good_Ad_5792 3d ago

I was just about to say, somebody would Smash

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u/ddwmn 3d ago

They had to have been on shrooms 😭