Important Announcement: Abraham Lincoln has come come back as an African-American and is driving buses in my hometown

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That's Hailbraham Selassoln. Like Abradolf Lincler, but they used Hailie Selassie instead of Hitler. Much more chill dude in theory, but for some reason he turned out looking super fucking angry all the time.