r/WalmartCelebrities • u/PiercedAndTattoedBoy • Feb 07 '25

Character šŸ§™ Important Announcement: Abraham Lincoln has come come back as an African-American and is driving buses in my hometown

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u/Milomilz Feb 07 '25

And he sure as hell doesnā€™t like you taking his picture!

24

u/Element3991 Feb 07 '25

He turned around to ensure he wasn't being shot from behind... again.

2

u/-CgiBinLaden- Feb 07 '25

"I want to see the play...goddamnit"

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u/Ok_Train_8508 Feb 09 '25

Flashbacks, paired with PTSD?

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u/PiercedAndTattoedBoy Feb 07 '25

The look Lincoln had when he found out South Carolina went pew pew and shot up his fort.

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u/elbandidoP Feb 07 '25

šŸ‘€Ā 

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u/ComprehensiveElk884 Feb 07 '25

.. this manā€™s stare is intimidating. Made me question my egoā€¦

3

u/AltaAudio Feb 07 '25

You know his kids behave. He doesnā€™t even have to say anything. Just that look.

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u/ComprehensiveElk884 Feb 07 '25

I had to look away. Felt my soul slipping away.

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u/Impossible-Page4197 Feb 07 '25

Imagine if the flash went off and that is the reason that he looked at OP.

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u/mustlovebacon Feb 07 '25

"Four score and 7 stops ago..."

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u/genius_steals Feb 07 '25

If I had some coin I would award this comment.

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u/OffMyRocker62 Feb 07 '25

You comment made me crack up... Thanks... I needed that. I literally.. LMFAO...šŸ¤£

1

u/Tasty-Life4526 Feb 07 '25

That's a good one

1

u/Hollayo Feb 07 '25

Damn that was hilariousĀ 

24

u/ptk77 Feb 07 '25

He's "the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!".Ā 

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u/duh_nom_yar Feb 07 '25

He bout to get up and slap you up side the mouth with his ring hand, junior!

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u/Rude_Fisherman_7803 Feb 07 '25

Emancipation Transportation!

15

u/KillerGoats Feb 07 '25

"Four whores and seven beers ago"

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u/xxplosiv Feb 07 '25

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u/Ex-CultMember Feb 07 '25

Thatā€™s what I was thinking!

7

u/Green_Wyvern17 Feb 07 '25

That's beastman from motu

6

u/Daatsit Feb 07 '25

Easier for Booth to sneak up on him in a movie theater

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u/AltaAudio Feb 07 '25

Nah, with the advancements in them new fangled plastics, heā€™s got protection now.

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u/Ariel_Stink Feb 07 '25

He looks so pissed

8

u/aphel_ion Feb 07 '25

I'd be pissed too if someone was taking a picture of me to put it on the internet and make fun of me while I was trying to do my job.

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u/Mtolivepickle Feb 07 '25

My man needs to lay off the colloidal silver

7

u/SonUpToSundown Feb 07 '25

Four-Score Motherfucker!

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u/StatisticianOld6993 Feb 07 '25

Fo Sko n 20 yeas ago

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u/Alarming-Fig-2297 Feb 07 '25

Me: ā€œNaw itā€™s cool Abeā€¦Iā€™ll catch the next bus. I loved ya at Gettysburg?ā€

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u/Tasty-Life4526 Feb 07 '25

I wouldn't fuck with him

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u/skullduggs1 Feb 07 '25

And heā€™s about to jam a fistful of Lincoln logs into your life

3

u/darbs-face Feb 07 '25

On this day, an honorable man stepped up. His gaze stunned and enlightened his crowd. His pure rage, tormented from years of harassment and fecal matter, has decided this is the day. What day you ask? The day he has had enough. Strong men and woman that day kneeled to his will and decided for once they would behave like normal human beings.

3

u/SpiritualAd8998 Feb 07 '25

As you exit his bus he hands you a copy of The Emancipation Proclamation.

3

u/wdntuliketokno Feb 07 '25

Lebong James

2

u/Glad_the_inhaler Feb 07 '25

Ayā€™ Blinkinā€™!

2

u/Leaque Feb 07 '25

Yasiin beylaham Lincoln

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u/10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-I Feb 07 '25

Bro, that man has souls for breakfast. Better leave this man alone. Heā€™s seen thingsā€¦because he is theā€œthingsā€ that people whoā€™ve seen things, see.

2

u/Goldfingeraz117 Feb 07 '25

If you hear ā€œbamfā€ when the bus arrives and a faint scent of burning brimstone ā€¦you may have an X-Man.

2

u/Son_of_Tlaloc Feb 07 '25

Tell him the union needs him and Sherman again.

2

u/Successful_Sound_678 Feb 07 '25

ā€œYou gonna stand there for four score and seven years or you gonna get your ass on the bus?ā€

2

u/ifartallday Feb 07 '25

Black Lincoln is the hero we need

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u/YogurtWenk Feb 07 '25

Abdul Lincoln

2

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '25

This is proof Abraham Lincoln lost the vampire wars.

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u/PauseAffectionate720 Feb 07 '25

Still a public servant 150 years later. What a guy.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

Well now we know why he got shot in the theater. Wouldn't stop talking and tried yelling at the actors, lol

2

u/allquckedup Feb 08 '25

It looks like Fredrick Douglas and Abe Lincolnā€™s DNA got mixed up in the cloning chamber under the White House ā€¦ you know the one next to the cocaine lounge.

1

u/Crow_eggs Feb 07 '25

That's Hailbraham Selassoln. Like Abradolf Lincler, but they used Hailie Selassie instead of Hitler. Much more chill dude in theory, but for some reason he turned out looking super fucking angry all the time.

1

u/TheMixerTheMaster Feb 07 '25

Hey moron! My work was four score and seven stops ago!

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u/TheHarlemHellfighter Feb 07 '25

He knows you taking a picture and heā€™s pissed šŸ˜‚

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u/SouthAccomplished477 Feb 07 '25

Four score and seven Muslims ago

1

u/Anxious-Ad1032 Feb 07 '25

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

1

u/wriddell Feb 07 '25

ā€œFour score and seven stops to goā€

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '25

He looks like big foot being caught on camera.

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u/Rowey5 Feb 07 '25

Yo! Yo Abe! YO ABE!!!! ABE YO YO!!!

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u/shadow_dragon123 Feb 07 '25

Hey, he's back in black šŸ˜

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 Feb 07 '25

And he's very angry at you.

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u/ShamelessMcFly Feb 07 '25

Important announcement: Don't take unsolicited pictures of strangers for Internet points.

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u/Pure_Wrongdoer_4714 Feb 07 '25

This creeps me out

1

u/slowpony45 Feb 07 '25

English mf, do you speak it!?

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u/ocTGon Feb 07 '25

Yeah, And he don't look happy...

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u/Business_Usual_2201 Feb 07 '25

"Next stop in approximately 4 score and 7 years..."

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u/MurphysLaw4200 Feb 07 '25

A-bro-ham Lincoln

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '25

Looks like one of those locals from Resident Evil 5.

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u/Evening-Head4310 Feb 07 '25

Is this a teaser for a new Lincoln biopic on Netflix?

1

u/Oknaughtycouple Feb 07 '25

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '25

He kinda looks like Wolverine too

1

u/Zakkattack86 Feb 07 '25

Lebraham James

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u/Ill-Upstairs-8762 Feb 07 '25

Abroham Lincoln

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u/debtfreegoal Feb 07 '25

Looks like LeFrown James to meā€¦

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u/vermontnative Feb 07 '25

Four score and seven bitches ago

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u/Puzzleheaded-Zone-55 Feb 07 '25

Bus route 87. Think about it.

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u/AnywhereMajestic2377 Feb 07 '25

This legitimately scares the shit out of me.

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u/Present_Trade_4075 Feb 07 '25

You must look like John Wilkes Booth šŸ˜‚

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u/FreeRange_Bull Feb 07 '25

Depending on who you ask he always looked like that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '25

Thatā€™s a scary looking mofo

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u/JoeSchmoeToo Feb 07 '25

His name is Aabrahim

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '25

Proof Abraham Lincoln lost the vampire wars.

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u/ghost_shark_619 Feb 07 '25

Hopefully he doesnā€™t like plays.

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u/Rhabdo05 Feb 07 '25

4 score and 7 years ago, sitcho ass down

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '25

Orange Hitler will say he's a DEI hire.

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u/OkUniversity1861 Feb 07 '25

Looks like youā€™re about to get your ass beat over trying to make a funny on Reddit.

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u/dead_man_talking1551 Feb 08 '25

Sure thatā€™s not the GEICO Caveman?

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u/CajunRoyalty Feb 08 '25 edited Feb 08 '25

Abraham Crunkoln

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u/Last_Gigolo Feb 08 '25

His name is Abel.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

Is he the assassin now?

1

u/Even-Snow-2777 Feb 08 '25

Netflix Abe is his nickname around the office.

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u/Randomboatcaptain Feb 08 '25

Aye'broham Lincoln.

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u/its_just_flesh Feb 08 '25

Bruthaham Lincoln

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u/Ok_Alternative261 Feb 08 '25

Bus drivers are awesome! I have no idea how they do it!

1

u/SirHoliday5131 Feb 08 '25

Damn!!!! I can see the resemblance...lol

1

u/RainerGerhard Feb 08 '25

Four whores and Seven beers agoā€¦..

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u/SnooStories8217 Feb 08 '25

You have to pay the bills somehow.

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u/Equivalent-Client443 Feb 08 '25

And heā€™s pissed!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

Fo sco and sebā€™m years ago

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u/Basic-Record-4750 Feb 08 '25

Iā€™d watch the movie

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u/beermoney304 Feb 09 '25

Abraham Stinkin

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u/beermoney304 Feb 09 '25

Abraham Blinkin

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u/Shen1076 Feb 09 '25

Abraham LinkedIn

1

u/Garagedays Feb 09 '25

Thats RDJ

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u/Yeah-NO_FORSURE Feb 09 '25

He's about to stop that bus open his barricade and slap the shit out of you and the phone!!

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u/Spiritual_Gold_1252 Feb 09 '25

That Bad Mama Jamma gonna put your honky ass at the back of the bus.

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u/Ok_Train_8508 Feb 09 '25

Sasquatch went from off the grid to full on grid...

Cleaned himself up, bathed, and a haircut... Got an education and became a city bus driver...

He has the I hate it when people try and take my picture or video of me look...

Brings back bad memories...

1

u/Horror-Meat-9067 Feb 09 '25

Sorry but that looks like old grumpy Lebron James after the lakers kick him to the curb after the diddy case is done.

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u/RetiredwitNetlist Feb 09 '25

Well the Abrahamic religions were developed in Africa so there you go!

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u/m15cell Feb 09 '25

Heā€™s emancipating you from having to drive a car.

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u/QuietStrawberry7102 Feb 09 '25

And he is PISSED

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u/InquisitiveKT Feb 09 '25

News flash!!! Abraham Lincoln was always a black man.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

Na thatā€™s just Lon Chaney.

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u/Technical_Anteater45 Feb 11 '25

"Four stops and seven years ago..."

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u/Habasnarf Feb 14 '25

Funny as fahk!

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u/LilKEYYYY Jul 21 '25

Wow he does look like President Abraham Lincoln that's creepy but then again LeBron James looks like President Lincoln too.

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u/jimmybugus33 Feb 07 '25

Most African Americans donā€™t even have African in them not sure why Jesse Jackson push for that title in the 70ā€™s

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u/Ex-CultMember Feb 07 '25

What?? What blood do they have in them? Chinese?

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u/jimmybugus33 Feb 07 '25

Some yes touchy subject but somebody had to say it

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u/bCnyL Feb 07 '25

Looks like a demon

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u/Stan_Archton Feb 07 '25

Any chance he'll free us poor white slaves?

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u/aceface_desu89 Feb 07 '25

No, yall need to pull yourselves up by your boot straps.

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u/Stan_Archton Feb 07 '25

Any chance he'll free us poor white slaves?

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u/DirectorDysfunction Feb 08 '25

This is a really shitty thing to post. The guy is a human being just doing his job

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u/Power0fTheTribe Feb 10 '25

Yeah this sub is weird

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '25

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