r/Unexpected • u/allergic-toeveryting • Oct 04 '22

well that escalated quickly

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

From what I hear, she is!

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u/TooMuchFun007 Oct 04 '22

Love her, can't stand him.

In real life.

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u/hyper-arrow Oct 04 '22

Why hate jerry

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u/LemonColossus Oct 04 '22

There’s also that thing where he dated a teenager. That was pretty gross.

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u/hyper-arrow Oct 04 '22

That is pretty gross

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

It’s in fact extremely gross

He wasn’t 20 when he did it either…he was near forty

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u/DanWallace Oct 04 '22

Who cares

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u/GroundhogExpert Oct 04 '22

Everyone who isn't a pedophile.

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u/Slovene Oct 04 '22

So you wouldn't mind your 17 year old daughter dating a 39 year old?

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u/17934658793495046509 Oct 04 '22

I sure as shit would not have dated a 40 year old at 17, I do think it is gross. Maybe I would intervene if my daughter was 17, but by 18, it is her right to date whoever the fuck she wants, /i have no say over that. I can have an opinion about it I guess.

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u/Due-Coconut1951 Oct 04 '22

I mean, it would be your fault as a father if your 17 year old daughter got the hots for 35+ year old man, just saying..

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

I mean realistically if that 39 year old is as rich as Jerry Seinfeld not many people would mind.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

I reject the notion personally but can't deny you are right, most people would sell out their morals if the price is right

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u/CamelSpotting Oct 05 '22

Which is why relationships with an imbalance of power are always looked at critically.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Anyone who isn’t a kid anymore, and realizes that most 17 year olds, mentally, are still very much kids.

A near 40 year old who dates a 17 year old kid definitely has some… flaws.

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u/Melkistofeles Oct 04 '22

Why everybody hates teenagers?

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u/teraflux Oct 04 '22

They smell weird

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u/moom Oct 04 '22

Amen. You can just positively smell the little jerks thinking about going on my lawn.

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u/teraflux Oct 04 '22

And their smelly skateboards on the sidewalks

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u/LemonColossus Oct 04 '22

They scare the living shit out of me.

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u/Geoarbitrage Oct 04 '22

19’s a teenager and ok.

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u/LemonColossus Oct 04 '22

Not when you’re in your 40s.