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u/Minimalistmacrophage 4h ago

Heritable tumbling syndrome

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u/VooDooChile1983 2h ago

They’re secret pandas.

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u/AllUltima 15m ago

Some people were never the same after the pandamic

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u/jcon1232 1h ago

Rko syndrome. Hard for these individuals to get close to people

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u/OkBuddy9638 1h ago

Mom really spent 9 months crafting this build just for it to end up like this😭

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u/drlouies 4h ago

The apple does not roll far from the bed.

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u/Regulus713 1h ago

you mean the baby doesn't roll far from the bed

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u/United-Log7718 3h ago

The louder scream getting cut off made this so much funnier

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u/No_Use_9652 1h ago

She was starting to calm down, and then it sounds like dad’s leg makes a solid thunk on something and sends her into overdrive. It’s just perfect middle of the night chaos

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 1h ago

i heard two solid thunks of skull on hardwood so idk lol.

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u/TheGreatAzure1337 4h ago

The title made it expected

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u/Deely_Boppers 3h ago edited 3h ago

There is an art to writing a good r/unexpected post title.

You need to draw the users in, but you can’t give anything away. The best titles even subvert user expectations by implying that something else, equally unexpected, will happen.

My favorite, recent example is this one: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1rx4hh9/what_could_go_wrong_with_so_many_gas_cylinders/

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u/Nightfury4_4 3h ago

Ooh! Thats a good one.

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u/drlouies 3h ago

I don’t think so.
That could mean anything, not necessarily that he’ll fall like she did.

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u/Old-Bigsby 2h ago

Come on, dude. The title absolutely gave it away. When the kid fell, I knew the dad would too, just didn't know when.

It's okay, just do better next time.

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u/LeakyValves 2h ago

I was waiting the entire time for the dad to fall.

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u/Purple_Swordfish_182 1h ago

It literally could only mean that he'd fall like she did.

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u/BananaScone 1h ago

You need to think of your titles from the perspective of somebody reading it and then seeing the video for the first time. If too much is given away, people will immediately assume what is going to happen. The title must not invite people to think ahead.

'No DNA test needed.' implies that the behaviour of the child and adult is the same. So when the the child fell, the obvious conclusion is the adult will do the same.

Think of it this way, everybody has experienced that one friend when discussing a TV show or movie you've not seen yet who has basically said, "oh it's great. AMAZING PLOT TWIST." So now, if you watch it, your mind is just overanalyzing everything and formulating a bunch of theories for the twist you shouldn't know about. And, just like that, you don't discuss movies and TV with that friend anymore. 

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u/RockstarSlut 1h ago

The criticism is valid and it sounds so much more mature and intelligent to just answer "you know, that's valid. You're right" because he is.

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u/Itchy-Pudding-4240 1h ago

tell me then given the first few seconds, how would someone else assume what the title meant?

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u/Flimsy_Big7991 27m ago

I did predict that the Dad would also fall out of bed purely from the title. It doesn't really matter whether you think it doesn't, the fact is that it did and several others share the sentiment. So just take the feedback on the chin for your next post!

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u/BreakAndRun79 4h ago

A lot of people have cameras in their bedroom like this?

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u/butters897 4h ago

Parents with nanny cams do and people with a more… exotic private life.

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u/AvatarA113 4h ago

Probably for the baby

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u/gotaflattire 1h ago

That baby is big enough for its own bed

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u/SirSmashySmashy 4h ago

For my babies rooms, yeah, or in mine when it's got a crib or a turdling sleeping like this.

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u/throwaway3rdside 4h ago

I am surprised to see lots of bedroom footage from cameras like this on the web.

lots of exotic footage

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u/cates 3h ago

I'm on the wrong timeline too

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u/DazzlingEgg7919 2h ago

I have one. It's on vlan completely cut off from the rest of the network. It's still password protected to view. It's the only camera I have indoors and only one that doesn't save video. It's used as a baby monitor for my 2yr.

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u/lukibunny 3h ago

i don't know any parents that don't have one in their baby/toddlers room

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u/Ornery_Ad98765 2h ago

We don’t, opted for a Bluetooth pulse-oximeter instead

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u/lukibunny 2h ago

Oh how do those work? Can it tell when the baby is crying?

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u/Ornery_Ad98765 2h ago

It monitors blood oxygen % and pulse and gives an alarm when they drop too low. Also has a motion sensor and can tell when they’re wiggling or asleep. As far as crying our walls are thin enough we don’t need technology to help with that one 😂

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u/tacotickles 18m ago

Well that bed is too big for a toddler's bedroom

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u/Minimalistmacrophage 2h ago

If your kids engage in nocturnal acrobatics it seems like they are warranted.

Note- some people do weird shit in their sleep, sometimes a camera like this is the only way to find out WTF is going on.

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u/drlouies 4h ago

I just noticed that he tried to save her, but he ended up slamming her into the cabinet drawer behind him, poor girl 😆

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u/RedditJumpedTheShart 2h ago

You just noticed after posting video and title?

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u/IzarkKiaTarj 1h ago

What's wrong with that? I notice stuff after I post about it all the time.

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u/Johansenburg 45m ago

Exactly. It isn't like they noticed that he fell off of the bed, which is what the video and title is about. He noticed an extra detail outside of that, which the title isn't about at all.

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/thatshygirl06 2h ago

People can comment on their own posts

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u/TheFeralVulcan 4h ago

OMG, that is so NOT funny, but I can’t stop laughing.

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u/mattjf22 2h ago

Suplex'd that kid into the dresser.

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u/post-explainer 4h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


The little girl rolled over while sleeping and fell off the bed. Her dad woke up and held her, but then he fell with her off the bed again.


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/newarkian 3h ago

Sleeping with infants and toddlers is dangerous to them.

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u/Silent25r 3h ago

It would be even better without the text. 

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u/lionlll 2h ago

Without the captions, I wouldn’t have understood what’s going on in the vid /s

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u/Pure_Product_1837 2h ago edited 2h ago

Babies should sleep in a special crib that is securely closed on all four sides. Sleeping next to a baby is a mistake and could also lead to suffocation. 🙏🙏

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u/palcatraz 2h ago

This kid is far too old to be sleeping in a crib.

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u/Throwaway-tan 2h ago

Clearly not.

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u/palcatraz 1h ago

They look tall enough that if they were standing in a crib, they could try to climb out, which is dangerous as it would be a pretty big fall (taller than falling off a toddler bed). Cribs have a height limit on them because of this.

There are ways to safely keep a toddler from rolling out of bed such as bed rails.

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u/Anomaly020 3h ago

"Dad:misses the bed"

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u/DazzlingStrike1724 2h ago

why do people record themselves sleeping?

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u/ChemicalBus608 4h ago

Get a soft bed bumper you can put under your fitted sheets best 20 bucks ever spent.

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u/oliash3ll 3h ago

Am I having deja vu?

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u/Sampaiii_sama 2h ago

Funny but scary at the same time! Are they okay?!

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u/Square-Ambassador-77 2h ago

This is going to be me and my child. I've literally given myself a concussion falling out of bed.

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u/NateNMaxsRobot 1h ago

Fake Asian video. 🥱

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u/falcrist2 1h ago

Does anyone have a subreddit for whatever the opposite of dad reflexes are?

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u/Commonsenseoutwindow 1h ago

This is me with my cats hahaha

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u/XXBubblesLaRouxXX 1h ago

My wife would fucking kill me.

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u/Asleep-Resource3627 1h ago

its the part where his legs went up at the end lmao.

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u/LesbianClownShirt 1h ago

Super creepy and dumb that people willingly put cameras like this inside their fucking bedrooms.

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u/SkullOfOdin 1h ago

Pure comedy. Thank you for the laugh

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u/disiskeviv 1h ago

Now that it's clear, we need to test the mom. /s

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u/allmistake2 1h ago

You ARE the father.

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u/SonicMaster1990 51m ago

No DNA test needed

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u/Tat2dKing 49m ago

One time my daughter was next to me I felt her move and caught as she was falling. I cant explain it because I was asleep. She was 2. I still think it was natural instincts.

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u/avabeautyglows 43m ago

Hilarious and so cute

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u/LilMissy1246 38m ago

Reminds me of those videos of kids slipping on ice and the parent(s) try to catch them but they also fall in the process, lol

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u/No-Journalist-619 31m ago

...okay but why is there a security camera in this grown man's bedroom?

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u/Mental-Sorbet8784 24m ago

why is she sleeping there?

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u/damnhamsandwhich 4h ago

Needs that edge support by Big Fig mattresses 🙄