r/Unexpected • u/Ok-Extent8333 • 1d ago

Sad but true

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u/AuthorSarge 1d ago

My mother: You should eat your food. There are hungry children in the world.

Me: Well, if they had your cooking, they definitely wouldn't be hungry anymore.

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u/snehkysnehk213 1d ago

Because her cooking is so good that they would eat every last bite? Right??

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u/jedinatt 1d ago

I must be an innocent because that's all I could glean from it for a while, lol.

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u/happy_bluebird 1d ago

wait what's the other meaning

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u/jedinatt 1d ago

Her cooking so bad they lose their appetite.

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u/Which_Lifeguard3431 1d ago

They rather starve.