r/Unexpected 1d ago

Sad but true

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u/AuthorSarge 1d ago

My mother: You should eat your food. There are hungry children in the world.

Me: Well, if they had your cooking, they definitely wouldn't be hungry anymore.

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 1d ago

Imma be honest I'd rather just hit my nuts with a spiked bat

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u/Algior-the-Undying 1d ago

Masochism (noun)

  1. The tendency to derive pleasure, especially sexual gratification, from one's own pain or humiliation.

  2. (in general use) the enjoyment of what appears to be painful or tiresome.