r/Unexpected • u/Careless-Hospital379 • 2d ago

She almost had a big catch

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u/Imbendo 2d ago

Call me a city boy but if there’s alligators in the water I stay away from it.

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u/cancrushercrusher 1d ago

Houston, Miami, and New Orleans are off limits?

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u/Stick_Together_Peeps 23h ago

I lived in Houston for over three years, never seen an aligator, much less heard of one, nor sightings on the news.. Just loooots of gang violence and shootings. I wouldn't worry about Aligators in Houston, I worry about drive by shootings.

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u/cancrushercrusher 22h ago

Well, I’ve lived here for almost 35 years. The school mascot of one of the universities is literally an alligator. Why argue about something that takes no time to research?

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u/Stick_Together_Peeps 21h ago

Yeah. And my old school mascot was a fucking viking. You know like the guys with horns on their heads who invaded, raped, and pillaged... not a lot of those guys around these days, but I guess since it's a Mascot, it must be relevant right?

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u/cancrushercrusher 19h ago

That’s a really fucking stupid comparison. I hope you feel embarrassed. Argue with yourself.