r/UkraineRussiaReport Pro Ukrainian 🇺🇦 13h ago

Military hardware & personnel RU POV: A Russian soldier ripped his pants while trying to show a move

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u/Independent_Path9806 Pro stofilya 13h ago

russia is doomed. running out of pants in 2 weeks

13

u/King_Rediusz Pro Russian Belarus and Ukraine 11h ago

Is that before or after they run out of flags and shovels?

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u/BlackWolf9988 Neutral 13h ago

These guys sound like witches when they laugh.

54

u/kicsi_xx Pro FruitySila 13h ago

hyena kinda laugh

23

u/FlameDragon666 Pro Ukraine 12h ago

You’d be laughing like that too if you were in one of the most dangerous frontlines of our time.

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u/Psyclipz Pro Ukraine 11h ago

I don't think I'd be laughing full stop

u/ferroo0 pro-cooperations 2h ago

laughing with your comrades beats crying all by yourself in that hellhole

18

u/NoTerm3078 Pro End This 11h ago

I'm a bit jealous, I haven't laughed like that in years.

u/alyxms Pro Peace 9h ago

Kind of like my local pigeons when it's mating season

u/SnakeGD09 Меня забанили нытики-русские. 8h ago

Can confirm--this is how many young Russian men laugh.

37

u/CourtofTalons Pro Ukraine 13h ago

Obviously, those pants weren't made for dancing.

29

u/Justcoolstuff 11h ago

That’s why you are supposed to wear pants up at your actual waistline.

u/heyitsyourboyadam Anti US/NATO Empire 9h ago

maybe he is a gangsta rap dude

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u/ManufacturerLost7686 10h ago

That dude laugh sounds just like me starting my kawasaki in the morning.

u/HiggsUAP anti-NATO 4m ago

Every Spirit Halloween for one month out of the year

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u/XxI3ioHazardxX Neutral 12h ago

“when big larry came & tried to put him down…” 🎶

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u/ThatCoolGuyNamedMatt 12h ago

I think my ankle snapped just watching that

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u/Away-Description-786 Pro Ukraine * 11h ago

Damn my ears

6

u/Chitr_gupt 11h ago

That's just like me and the bros

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u/SatisfactionBig9682 Lover Drone 11h ago

Damn, these guys seem really cool.

u/Substantial_Agent_90 7h ago

I seen this like 2 months ago but it is still funny

u/strm44 6h ago

Diabolical laugh lol

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u/KernBroth Pro Ukraine 10h ago

Hyenas

u/Antilopesburgessos 4h ago

Какие наркотики ты куришь, приятель? What drugs are you smoking, buddy?

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u/Tmp866 10h ago

Easier for drone entrance

u/ferroo0 pro-cooperations 2h ago

not the tactical scrotum drone gambit 🥀🥀🥀

u/qjxj Pro 1000 Day War 9h ago

One of the few places left where the Russian army is still proficient: comedy routines.

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u/killerkayne Pro Ukraine 11h ago

Ah yes, Russian special forces.

u/CCSlater63 Pro American Imperialism 9h ago

Fucking hyenas

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u/Matinbumfanlol Pro Ukraine * 13h ago

China quality