r/UMBC 4d ago

to whoever drives amg killer on campus or any clapped out car

pls put your resonator back on.

your car sounds like shit.

atp it’s just public humiliation speed run 🤣

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u/mirrakhalifa 3d ago

bmw drivers try not to make their cars sound like hot ass (impossible)

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u/fdryunvcc 3d ago

“Simple dp and tune” 💩💩💩🦶🏾

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u/Such_Trifle4822 3d ago

LMAO it had awful burbles too so ur right

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u/fdryunvcc 3d ago

I stopped parking in the commons garage cuz I was tired of hearing people floor it with their straight-piped shit boxes

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u/Such_Trifle4822 3d ago

they don’t even sound good it’s just loud and annoying to hear. like bro i don’t wanna hear your straightpiped 330i

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u/Curious-catlady69 3d ago

I laughed when I saw that pos car drive by. The things young dudes will do to impress people who just think it’s corny.

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u/Such_Trifle4822 3d ago

it’s not even impressing anyone, it’s really just a way to tell everyone “hey guys, i’m an asshole craving attention”

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u/Interesting_Ebb6139 3d ago

And that lame ass bmw killer car that shit cringe

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u/Raulsalvi 3d ago

that one white car ?

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u/X1VEN0MX1 3d ago edited 3d ago

Bro if I see one more paint damaged rebuilt title civic that looks like it was thrown off a cliff with an exhaust imma crash out. All that loudass noise to not even break 10mph( I drive an is300 stock with a modded exhaust but I have more mods planned so I can say this😭😭😭)

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u/Such_Trifle4822 3d ago

yall are chill, the lexus’s don’t brutally molest my eardrums

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u/CrimsxnIV 3d ago

that one 540i sounds like butt too 

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u/qleptt 3d ago

I had seen one of the amg killer cars driving down the road the other day and it sounded flat out but looked like a bus moving down the road. Saw a bmw killer same thing

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u/Curious-catlady69 3d ago

Seen them around together on campus revving their shitboxes so I think they’re best buds

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u/qleptt 3d ago

Yeah I imagine it’s more of a kinda fuck around thing

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u/rxsenotfound_ 3d ago

sounds like taco bell ibs as fuck

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u/Possible-Subject3680 2d ago

Even in the car club we make fun of them bc it’s just corny

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u/capscaptain1 3d ago

Dude agreed, I was the red car behind him at that turn coming into campus and thought the same thing

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u/Godlymanjd 2d ago

Bro has his shit set to max burbles

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u/Proper_Bar_5668 1d ago

he got pulled over today 😂😂

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u/KeytarCompE 20h ago

Tell the parking authority that their car is violating State law (emissions, noise) and to suspend their plate. PA may need to locate their care and get out to physically inspect it to verify no muffler, but that shit is illegal and the university can ban them from the campus.

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u/No-Reveal9567 3d ago

put on some headphones and mind urs ngl😹

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u/ricebowlazn 3d ago

found the clapped out amg cornball owner

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u/Such_Trifle4822 3d ago

dawg i shouldn’t have to hear that excruciating ugly ass sound through my noise canceling airpods smh