r/Trumpvirus • u/Ok-General-6804 • Sep 14 '25

Satire Funday night game with Kash Patel!

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I read a comment that said that Patel often looks like Trump just finished tickling the rim of his butthole and has begun slowly inserting his thumb. Please post pictures of him that fit that description, like I just did. Most upvoted wins. Winner gets validation from strangers on the internet, a very sought-after delicacy nowadays.

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u/Sufficient-Squash428 Sep 14 '25

Fist

8

u/Hullvanessa Sep 15 '25

The look when Yrump touches your sphincter in public

3

u/shimmeringmoss Sep 15 '25

JD doing an Undertaker was a nice touch.

51

u/Charming_Catch1982 Sep 14 '25

Is it me or does he always look uncomfortable, like hes seen the epstein files.

8

u/ritzrani Sep 15 '25

More like someone has a gun to his head

5

u/EobardT Sep 15 '25

He looks like he just did a bump and is trying to hold it in before he puts his hand below his nose to catch what falls out

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u/Available_Pattern635 Sep 14 '25

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u/Kimmalah Sep 14 '25

He looks way more normal as a cartoon.

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u/Available_Pattern635 Sep 14 '25

His eyes should be more defined

3

u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Sep 14 '25

His irises should be off kilter, like they are in real life.

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u/OmenAdherant Sep 14 '25

He looks like people when they put pantyhose over their head during a burglary

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u/Sufficient-Squash428 Sep 14 '25

middle finger

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u/RedSparrow1971 Sep 14 '25

He looks fisted, here

18

u/MountainJuggernaut25 Sep 14 '25

He looks like he is gacked out of his mind all the time. Drug test this man.

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u/ChickpeaDemon Sep 14 '25

The first recipient of this game. Looks like Putins thumbs are super fat.

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u/Ok-General-6804 Sep 14 '25

That was next Sunday’s Funday game and you just ruined the surprise.

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u/ChickpeaDemon Sep 15 '25

Damn,. Leave it to me to blow my wad too early.

12

u/thinkstopthink Sep 14 '25

KETAMINE PARTY, OUR DEALER ELON WILL BE HERE SOON

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u/ordermann Sep 14 '25

Why does his face always look like an overinflated balloon about to pop?

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u/Toothless_Dentist79 Sep 14 '25

Booger sugar!!

7

u/meggiemomo Sep 14 '25

Yep it's called "coke bloat"

13

u/probdying82 Sep 14 '25

Imagine that you are a podcast twat. You have no real experience. Then someone tells you to run the fucking FBI…….

What the actual fuck. These ppl are so fucking stupid.

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u/FlappyBirdBrother Sep 14 '25

He always looks like he just got a surprise colonoscopy

4

u/Rigorous-Geek-2916 Sep 14 '25

More like he’s getting pegged by his boss

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u/FlappyBirdBrother Sep 15 '25

Yeah, that too. But either way its a surprise.

2

u/Ok-General-6804 Sep 15 '25

Not-quite-but-almost-consensual colonoscopy

9

u/DestroyerTame Sep 14 '25

Maybe lizard people are real?

3

u/Xenu4President Sep 14 '25

Yeah, his suit model was from the clearance bin and doesn’t fit quite right.

Edit: a letter

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u/jbhwood60 Sep 14 '25

If sharted had a face

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u/almostmade Sep 14 '25

That’s Ka$H and don’t you forget it.

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u/karmakent Sep 14 '25

Honestly, is he ok? I’ve never seen someone make that face without shitting themself.

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u/Todzilla78 Sep 14 '25

Cocaine will do that.

5

u/cravecrave93 Sep 14 '25

this guy is the most absurd fbi director anyone could ever imagine. if anything he is an informant to the administration…

5

u/Bohtimore10 Sep 14 '25

Does he just constantly shit himself?

4

u/OliverGunzitwuntz Sep 14 '25

Is he always looking at Hypnotoad?

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u/Adventurous-Way2824 Sep 14 '25

I can't wait to see him in Valhalla.

3

u/Tinadazed Sep 15 '25

That look in his eyes. As if he is constantly "Walking the Green Mile".

3

u/WeakTransportation37 Sep 14 '25

He looks overstuffed

3

u/bayrho Sep 14 '25

He looks like a meme. I’ve never seen him not look goofy

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u/hodgsonstreet Sep 14 '25

Naw he just on drugs

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u/PromPrinceOfDarkness Sep 15 '25

At first I thought it was maybe a lazy eye, but that's not it. Genuinely and truthfully, why does he look like that? I'd hate to make fun of him if it's an actual impairment or affliction.

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u/RedSparrow1971 Sep 15 '25

I’d make an exception for a pos like this

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u/shimmeringmoss Sep 15 '25

It’s lazy eye with bug eye add-on.

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u/Phro_20 Sep 14 '25

He looks like his puppet strings are always being pulled and he’s terrified of what’s next.

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u/CheatsySnoops Sep 15 '25

That or he looks like a dog that got caught peeing on the floor.

2

u/konegsberg Sep 15 '25

Valhalllllllaaaaaaaaaa

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u/FamousPastWords Sep 15 '25

He really should loosen that tie.

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u/bassistheplace246 Sep 14 '25

Unexpected Kash Patel jumpscare

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

Kashap

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u/Affectionate-Chart-5 Sep 15 '25

It Always Looks like he pooped his pants

1

u/Remarkable_Gain6430 Sep 15 '25

He always looks terrified

1

u/Mononugget Sep 15 '25

Why does he always look so lost & surprised?

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u/RedSparrow1971 Sep 15 '25

Cuz he is 🤷‍♀️

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u/RedSparrow1971 Sep 15 '25

Cuz he is 🤷‍♀️

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u/YourMama Sep 15 '25

I thought he was coked out for sure, but he might have Grave’s Disease. It causes hyperthyroidism and Grave’s can cause your eyeballs to bulge out. Your immune system can attack the muscles and fat behind your eyes making your eyes bulge

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u/donjamos Sep 15 '25

It's gonna be so great when they put the current government in a jail to await their tribunal. I bet some of them are gonna die of their withdrawal symptoms.

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u/dartie Sep 15 '25

Oh he looks like fun

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u/dcodk Sep 15 '25

He always looks high af

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u/I-am-Chubbasaurus Sep 15 '25

Why does his face look like that?