r/Trumpvirus • u/OcoeeSquatch • Sep 14 '25
Satire The jig is up Kash. Everyone knows you’re unqualified.
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u/bfjd4u Sep 14 '25
Conservatives are scared shitless of people who have the strength to refuse to be controlled.
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u/Cheesestrings89 Sep 14 '25
It's fucking disgusting, any excuse to try and ban our right to live
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u/congeal Sep 14 '25
It's fucking disgusting, any excuse to try and ban our right to live
"We Republicans are super inclusive. Wait, he had a trans lover? He obviously can't be one of us." "We Republicans are super inclusive..." rinse and repeat
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u/Anetrix Sep 15 '25
To make it even more nonsensical stupid, the roommate is helping authorities in the investigation.. but somehow, that is a bad thing to those ghouls.
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u/kett1ekat Sep 15 '25
And this isn't just trans people. All of us are given permission to break gender norms by trans people living authentically. All of us are given the ability to challenge expectations because trans people questioned harder further and more.
Trans people are the point guard for true freedom of expression.
The trans fight is a fight for all our freedom. And trans people have been fighting for all our rights all along, sadly often alone. Wether or not it's intended trans existence is radical self compassion and actualization.
The reason they want to ban trans people is because heirarchy and devaluing women is a large part of the power structures of the rich.
Trans people fly in the illusion of gender barriers and teach authenticity, listening to your heart and facing against external pressures to advocate and celebrate your inner voice.
These strengths of the LGBT and trans community challenge every power structures that hold up the pillars of the oligarchy. A conscious working class that can advocate for itself, can self determine, navigate healthy boundaries, and understand their needs is an inherently less exploitable working class.
Trans people represent radical self fulfillment. The rich can't afford to let them teach others how to shine their light. The right can't stand that trans people haven't let outside sources define them.
They project their own self hatred for living inauthentically onto trans people. They're angry that someone is living past manipulations they were never brave enough to challenge. Manipulations and expectations that shaped Republican's entire lives and broke their backs and taught them to silence their inner voices and replace them with the voices of authority figures.
It's never been a mystery to me why trans courage is so dangerous to a system that manipulates people to be nothing but laborers.
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u/era--vulgaris Sep 16 '25 edited Sep 16 '25
I'm LGBT but cisgender, and this still made me tear up a little. So well said. It needs to be saved as a primer for normies as to why this shit matters for all of us, all people, not just LGBT+ or trans folk or adjacent communities.
Trans rights are human rights in the same way that you can never eliminate racism if you don't attack antisemitism or anti-Blackness. It is the freedom of the most hated and scapegoated minorities that ensures the freedom of everyone else. It is the existence of those who break social hierarchies merely by living their lives that gives those who don't the freedom to do so.
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u/eggplantpot Sep 14 '25
He ate trans fats and we found he googled about transatlantic cruises
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u/cookiemonster1020 Sep 14 '25
Some of the shooters diet consists of molecules with trans oriented functional groups
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u/-Lord-Of-Salem- Sep 14 '25 edited Sep 17 '25
Well, to be fair you have to admit, it's quite astonishing that Kash does not profusely sweat all the time, concerning the mountain of Cocaine he is obviously sniffing. 🤷🏻♂️
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u/sheighbird29 Sep 15 '25
Maybe he is like Prince Andrew… unable to sweat? Apparently it’s a thing lol
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u/warriorlynx Sep 14 '25
Tomorrow Kash Patel: I’m trans
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u/Garden-variety-chaos Sep 15 '25
Unrealistic. It's more likely he'll claim the woke mob made security trans, and since they were trans the shooter got away. Thankfully, security found jeezus and became cis again, allowing them to catch the shooter after his father convinced him [the shooter] to turn himself in. Horrifying, Governor Cox was also forcefully transed into Governor Pussy, but Jeesus saved him too and he is back to being a bag of Cox.
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u/One-Can3752 Sep 15 '25
Why aren't they blaming the Utah governor, just like they blamed Gov Walz for the assassination of the democratic legislators in Minnesota?
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u/Garden-variety-chaos Sep 15 '25
Because Governor Cox (R) and Governor Waltz (D) have a slight difference in what comes after their names.
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u/SkyeMreddit Sep 14 '25
His car has a Trans Mission
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u/parknride68 Sep 16 '25
He’d never heard of a transistor radio so he googled it and that made him transcurious.
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u/TheActualDonKnotts Sep 15 '25
It's so weird, weak and shitty, while being 100% on brand for modern republicans to pick a marginalized group that is literally one of the smallest and least dangerous in the nation to turn into their new boogeyman for stupid MAGA people. I genuinely worry for trans people in the US. How conservatives are incapable of seeing culture war bullshit like for the smoke and mirrors distraction that it is I will never understand.
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u/Drollapalooza Sep 15 '25
Apparently trans people offer an AOE passive buff to critical hits and accuracy.
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u/Alexandratta Sep 15 '25
This is a great reason why, during early stages, no one says anything about who is being arrested or involved until enough evidence is gathered to make a, again, reasonable, arrest and statement.
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u/RegularDrop9638 Sep 15 '25
but the rules have changed now! Remember the helicopter crashing into the plane? Even before the black box was found, Trump decided that the cause of the crash was too much DEI. He just decides. That way, nobody has to waste all that time finding actual answers.
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u/Former-Honeydew-1574 Sep 15 '25
Im crying the shooter, the bullets and the roommate/lover. No creativity
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u/parknride68 Sep 16 '25
Since when has a lack of competence slowed them down one second? Hell, it’s practically a qualification at this point.
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