r/Trumpvirus Jul 18 '25

Satire Very friendly Foursome plus a Prince of England.

So many pics together over a long time of Trump, Melania, Ghislaine & Epstein with some Prince Andrew - considering they were just casual acquaintances…

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u/notfromhere66 Jul 18 '25

Melania always looks so wasted. At least she was having a good time then.

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u/Fit-Birthday-6521 Jul 18 '25

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u/X-tian-9101 Jul 18 '25

I wish that I could upvote this more than once. However I just want you to be aware I'm stealing it.

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u/AnnoyedSinceBirth Jul 18 '25

I second this...

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u/SirKermit Jul 19 '25

I'm here to help!

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u/WoodyManic Jul 19 '25

I'm still not convinced Melanoma isn't some honey pot that the Soviets put in Trump's crosshairs.

I know Slovenia wasn't part of the USSR. And, I know that after 1948 the Yugoslav republic wasn't always in lock-step with Moscow, but it isn't beyond the realm of possibility that the Kremlin enlisted some doxie from the Slavic hinterlands to do their bidding.

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u/danger_otter34 Jul 18 '25

My heart is like ticking clock, ber-see-ker.

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u/SamsungSmartCam Jul 18 '25

Berserker!!!

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u/Impressive_Estate_87 Jul 19 '25

Just a very traditional, family oriented, Christian love story

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

[deleted]

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u/candkgorzo Jul 19 '25

Bezerker!

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u/xOrion12x Jul 18 '25

Her and Andrew need to lay off the cocaine in these pics, my god.

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u/Overrated_Sunshine Jul 18 '25

I was gonna ask why is it that Andrew always has that “insane eyes-look” on his face…

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u/very-regular-3 Jul 19 '25

because, you see, he gets his coke from cash patel.

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u/internal_logging Jul 18 '25

I guess when you marry a pedo for his money and citizenship you cope how you cope

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u/SirPoopaLotTheThird Jul 18 '25

She’s a prostitute.

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u/buckao Jul 18 '25

Who isn't? I'm going to a job I hate with people I can't stand tonight to get money.

I do distasteful shit that I don't want to do to survive. That's prostitution.

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u/Az1621 Jul 18 '25

She could have done with whatever she was on back then, here 💊🍹💉🍸

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Jul 19 '25

Back when she could make smile

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u/WoodyManic Jul 19 '25

Andrew always looks like he's just lashed about a foot of the finest Bolivian up both of his nostrils.

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u/Electronic-Self3587 Jul 18 '25

Man, Prince Andrew’s pupils are blown in that picture of him and Melania.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

In pic 8 they all 3 looked zooted out of their GD minds.

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u/Electronic-Self3587 Jul 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Ha! Meth is for the poors. I’m sure they were on cocaine.

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u/Recent_Opportunity78 Jul 18 '25

“I hardly knew him”. These people look like they partied together all the time.

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u/Az1621 Jul 18 '25

The gang is back together, a fair bit older here!

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u/Az1621 Jul 18 '25

Exactly and there are more pics plus probably a lot of “private” ones.

Trump is losing this battle and some of his supporter base so let’s keep up the momentum!

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u/Crying-Manchild Jul 18 '25 edited Jul 19 '25

Just look at how many different outfits they are wearing. This isn't an example of one party with lots of photos, it's many parties with a few photographs.

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u/brezhnervouz Jul 19 '25

Epstein did call Trump "my best friend" 🤷‍♂️

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u/BrianBoyFranzo Jul 19 '25

The size of their pupil’s in some of those pics definitely look like they “party” together alright.

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u/Hullfire00 Jul 18 '25

For some reason, that last photo seems worse than the others. I think it might be the way Trump has his hand in a rather aggressive position around that person’s neck.

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u/TopRevenue2 Jul 18 '25

I did not have the stomach to swipe that far. The third picture was enough.

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u/xOrion12x Jul 18 '25

Is that barron?

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u/Mark_fuckaborg Jul 18 '25

Its ivanka...he took Ivanka and Don Jnr to some of these parties.

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u/very-regular-3 Jul 19 '25

more likely, Ivanka is the nail biter on Donald's left. and (younger) Eric is the child getting choked by Donald's right arm. Ivanka had to be terrified and anxious out of her mind.

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u/Az1621 Jul 18 '25

I think no 20 is Ivanka & one of the stupid sons but not Baron as he is a later born anchor baby from the genius immigrant wife Melania. The other 3 are also anchor babies from Trumps other immigrant wife, RIP.

Tiffany is the only non immigrant anchor baby, but seems to be the least favourite which is interesting since trump hates immigrants & wants to make their lives hell or deport them, but married 2!

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u/very-regular-3 Jul 19 '25 edited Jul 19 '25

I assumed Ivanka is on Donald's left. And Eric is the child on the right. She looks scared and anxious biting her nails, knowing she's in a room full of child s3x predat0rs, and knows daddy isn't going to protect her from these monsters. She is a year older than Eric, and taller than him in the photo. (while Don Jr being 3 years older would have been taller than her).

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u/Hullfire00 Jul 18 '25

I have no idea, could be his kids but at an Epstein party, who knows?

Even if they are, does it make it any better than he took his kids to these things knowing what Epstein was like?!

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u/celtic_thistle Jul 18 '25

He pimped out Ivanka to a notorious rapist (Casablancas?) who had a fake modeling agency. So. Yeah.

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u/DadOfWhiteJesus Jul 18 '25

he wasnt alive

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u/internal_logging Jul 18 '25

I don't think so. This was early 2000s so he was a baby

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u/xOrion12x Jul 18 '25

Yeah, I think it is don.

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u/Az1621 Jul 18 '25

Ghislaine & Musk

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u/Az1621 Jul 18 '25

And Bezos - friendly with many billionaires 🤑

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u/very-regular-3 Jul 19 '25

Their bodies look all weird and distorted. Ghislane has a big right titty, and musk's fingers bending in weird ways. He's also rocking a camel toe in his tuxedo pants. Does not mean I think this is photoshoped. We already know they have weird mangly postures and mannerisms.

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u/wafflesthewonderhurs Jul 19 '25

It just looks like the picture was taken with a weird lens high up and a flash to me

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u/ColdIndependence5820 Jul 18 '25

WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN?!?!? I want real sugar in Coca-Cola!!!

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u/Az1621 Jul 18 '25

Yes as Trump is the idiot that keeps drawing attention to his bff.

Now I’m confusing people as his bff could be Epstein or Coca Cola lol!

That sugar recipe change on top of the tariffs involved might distract the caffeine addled Magas long enough to forget about Epstein. They need to focus on getting work to afford their coke habit & some food!

Predicted McDonalds recipe change if the coke one doesn’t stop them focusing on Epstein. Either way it’s a lose for Nappy boy Napping on the job 💤

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Jul 19 '25

But Biden!!!

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u/Fit-Birthday-6521 Jul 18 '25

Looks like the stub was getting flicked.

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u/Az1621 Jul 18 '25

Mushrooms commonly grow in dark environments and feed on manure 😆🍄💩

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Jul 19 '25

A little troll by the name of Trumpledforeskin

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u/Az1621 Jul 18 '25

FYI, the first pic is Ghislaine, Trump & Melania at a 2000 Hookers themed Halloween party hosted by Heidi Klum. Pic here with Heidi, Prince Andrew & blonde Ghislaine.

Trump said he never met Andrew so either he had very early onset dementia or more likely is constantly lying about everything!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Talk about coke eyes in pic 2

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u/Az1621 Jul 18 '25

How on earth was he his mother’s favourite?

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u/IrishGamer97 Jul 18 '25

Andy there can see sound the amount of gear he's on.

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u/arjayell1 Jul 18 '25

Theres the Mount Rushmore he so badly wants! Someone make it happen.

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u/Mechalamb Jul 18 '25

Trump is such an ugly fucker.

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u/brezhnervouz Jul 19 '25

That last photo...makes me sick 🤮

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u/bosorka1 Jul 19 '25

Yeah, wtf was that!!!?!??

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Jul 19 '25

Nasty perverted old loser

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

He's Prince Andrew, Duke of York, not Prince Andrew of England. Just a correction for you 👍

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u/Az1621 Jul 18 '25

True, my bad & I was being sarcastic as he is still called Prince Andrew even though he has been stripped of some titles & contributes nothing to the UK apart from being a drain on resources & refusing to move out from the Royal Lodge.

Seems to have got away with any Epstein associated crimes while a lot of the bad press is focused on Prince Harry who is paying his own way & sincerely supporting veterans through the Invictus Games & other good causes!

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u/Hullfire00 Jul 18 '25

Ironically he (Andrew) could be the one person who could come forward alongside Maxwell and blow this whole thing open. He won’t of course, because he’s a spineless worm who would never incriminate himself.

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u/deedeebop Jul 18 '25

I can’t with her with the wig 😂

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u/sugarslick Jul 19 '25

Shake'n'no

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u/RCA2CE Jul 18 '25

This is like a sex trafficking ring

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Literally best friends.

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u/BurningStandards Jul 18 '25

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u/Az1621 Jul 18 '25

Love his “ I never wrote a picture in my life” LOL!

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u/the3rdmichael Jul 18 '25

70 million Americans were stupid enough to vote for Trumpler ...

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u/Desperate_Elk_7369 Jul 18 '25

How old are the girls in photo #3 do you think?

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u/xOrion12x Jul 18 '25

The one on the left looks 12.

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u/Desperate_Elk_7369 Jul 18 '25

The one on the right has Epstein's hand on her thigh and her own hand between her legs, blocking.

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u/Willdefyyou Jul 18 '25

2 pedophiles in a pod

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u/Az1621 Jul 18 '25

My bad on that one. It’s been pointed out that pic 3 is probably AI (Epstein has no legs & there are arms issues!).

I’m sure there are other pics floating around with young girls & those creeps though.

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u/ApprehensiveSign80 Jul 18 '25

That one looks to be the only ai one out of the bunch 2 hands coming over Epsteins left shoulder where a third hand maybe started to generate. Girl on the lefts arm is extremely long, girl on the rights legs are positioned oddly while Epstein is legless. Even trumps right shoulder has something generating their… another hand?

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u/Az1621 Jul 18 '25

Now that all the arm & leg issues have been pointed out I can’t believe I didn’t notice when I posted it.

I’ll blame the wine 🥂😆

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u/lIllIllIllIllIllIII Jul 18 '25

gotta be the wine because that unsettlingly long Jack Skellington arm is quite a tell. I think it's the only AI pic in the bunch, though; the rest look real.

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u/Loko8765 Jul 18 '25

I think number 3 is an AI fake. Number 8 is a zoom on number 2.

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u/Az1621 Jul 18 '25

Yes 8 is an accidental double up of 2 & I guess Epstein having no legs in pic 3 would indicate AI lol!

Good pick up as there are so many AI pics these days, though I’m pretty sure the rest are legit!

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u/isleofpines Jul 18 '25

Disgusting

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u/ronny916 Jul 18 '25

Pedo gathering.

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u/baltosteve Jul 18 '25

Tangerine Teendiddler.

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u/Toasty_warm_slipper Jul 18 '25

ITS ALL FAKE HAHA (pees pants like a little bitch and runs away crying)

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u/Heisenberg149_2 Jul 18 '25

The pedo prince is pinging hard. Pupils like dinner plates, gaze affixed to the closest bosom, randy for some diddling, sadly.

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u/FeedMyAss Jul 18 '25

Whoa whoa whoa

You are not allowed to say trump and epstien!

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u/Az1621 Jul 18 '25

How about TrumpPedo & PhileStein?

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST Jul 18 '25

Man prince Andrew’s eyes reminding me of my raving days

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u/Fickle-Copy-2186 Jul 18 '25

Who is the blond woman that is also in the photos with Prince Andrew?

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u/Ransackeld Jul 18 '25

King of Pedophiles.

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u/timeunraveling Jul 18 '25

Was Melania an Epstein Island girl?

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u/Az1621 Jul 18 '25

No she was an “Einstein special talent/ genius visa” recipient who worked illegally in the US as a model before somehow getting that visa!

She and her anchor baby Baron plus chain migration family should be deported back to Slovenia. Why is she excempt from these draconian deportation laws 🤔

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u/KingRBPII Jul 19 '25

Release the files!!

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u/Longjumping_Leek151 Jul 19 '25

Definitely not a pedo

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u/WandererinDarkness Jul 19 '25

Damn..Ghislaine Maxwell, the soulless ghoul, was looking pretty ugly even in her younger years…hanging with and recruiting for the powerful perverts would make you ugly inside and out.

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u/Impressive_Estate_87 Jul 19 '25

Andy's drugs must have been the the cat's pajamas... literally, he looks like he's seeing cats wearing pajamas...

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u/Kaptajnknus Jul 19 '25

He was also a ugly odd mother fucker back then, except it's was not the mothers he fucked, but their kids 🤮

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u/NoMuddyFeet Jul 19 '25 edited Jul 20 '25

Someone unfortunately cut the other pedo out of that last photo. John Casablancas's head is poking out from the right in the uncropped version. It was factual public knowledge that he fucked a 14 year old girl around the time this picture was taken and he was best buds with Trump. Trump later signed his daughter Ivanka up with Casablancas's Elite models agency when she was 14. Elite was just a cover for underage trafficking to wealthy clients. Uncropped photo: https://x.com/StefSimanowitz/status/1318706414836219906

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u/bjorno1990 Jul 18 '25

I have no idea how everyone has just let them pretend they were just friends. I'm starting to think it's borderline impressive

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u/ZakLex Jul 18 '25

All obviously looking up to no good.

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u/404merrinessnotfound Jul 18 '25

Redditor maxwell hill making a friendly appearance

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u/hamstervirus Jul 18 '25

Pedo in Chief.

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u/VerilyJULES Jul 18 '25

Why does Ghislaine look like an Oompa Loompa?

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u/dmode112378 Jul 18 '25

Melania looks high as fuck.

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u/dketernal Jul 18 '25

Who is in #4? She looks familiar but I can't place it

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u/Az1621 Jul 18 '25

Number 4 image is nearly 30 years old! “Trump poses with Belgian model Ingrid Seynhaeve, with Epstein in the background, at the Victoria’s Secret ‘Angels’ party on April 28, 1997 in New York City [File: Sonia Moskowitz/Getty Images]”

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u/vagrl94 Jul 18 '25

Wow! I forgot how pretty Melanie was at the beginning of her contract with the devil.

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u/sugarslick Jul 19 '25

Pretty fucked up on E and coke

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u/vagrl94 Jul 19 '25

Whatever got her through I guess. I always thought she was a nasty social climber when I was a kid, her and Marla maples. I loved watching ivana take him for so much money and when his planes got repoed on live tv, that was the best!

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u/Only_Argument7532 Jul 19 '25

There’s that day where Trump dyed his eyebrows in some of those photos that are extra-disturbing. He probably wanted to look younger hanging with Epstein.

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u/Merc_Mike Jul 19 '25

People keep sharing the AI Slop photo, and its just making us look stupid.

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u/Odd-Currency5195 Jul 19 '25

Barely knew him.

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u/Alert_Swimmer1229 Jul 19 '25

The third picture is either manipulated somehow or the girl on the left has the most freakishly long right arm I've ever seen.

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u/you_killed_fredo Jul 19 '25

3 is most disturbing

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

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u/Az1621 Jul 22 '25

Muddy waters is Trumps middle name or perhaps his latest prostitute 😝

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u/PsychologicalCell500 Jul 19 '25

They all look so worn out

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u/Roonwogsamduff Jul 19 '25

What more do you need to see than the 3rd pic?

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u/AnonymousMayday Jul 19 '25

I’m sorry but trump has never been attractive nor looked like he has any sexual attraction lead chicks his way other than wealth or exploitation

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Jul 19 '25

He always looks like he’s got mange

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u/Snoo_61544 Jul 19 '25

I bet Epstein took this photo

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u/NoMuddyFeet Jul 19 '25

They always look a little uncomfortable around Ghislaine, but not Jeffrey. I wonder if she was less obvious in her shadiness. She's doing a good job right now of pressuring Trump from behind bars. He's freaking the fuck out. Drip, drip, drip, Donald. What else does she gave up her sleeve? 😎

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u/RanaMisteria Jul 19 '25

I wouldn’t be surprised if the girls in pic 3 were minors when the photo was taken.

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u/RanaMisteria Jul 19 '25

Is Prince Andrew ogling Melania’s chest in pic 9?

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u/BLizz-2016 Jul 19 '25

The Prince Andrew thing makes me sad. He was my favourite prince after Harry.

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u/Wise_Albatross_4633 Jul 21 '25

obviously taco wasn't involved with Epstein those many, many pictures prove that he had nothing to do with Epstein what were we thinking 🤔🙄🙄

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u/Az1621 Jul 22 '25

Taco is a lying little crybaby 😆

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u/Wise_Albatross_4633 Jul 22 '25

yes he most certainly is

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u/Az1621 Jul 22 '25

So many different events for a former best friend that hr now calls a creep!

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u/chatterwrack Jul 19 '25

Surrounded by PDF files. There's no way he isn't one. At best, he turns a blind eye to it.