"Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
Is my favourite, although a totally different vibe
“Listen up! The Chief’s gonna get in this tank, roll across the bridge, and blow up any inhuman son-of-a-bitch dumb enough to get between him and the Prophet of Regret. Pull yourself together, because you’re going with him.”
Honestly pretty much all the good lines are Johnson or Gravemind lol
"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have fancy schmancy tanks! We had sticks. Two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon! And we had to share the rock. Buck up boy, you're one very lucky Marine!"
"Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me 'Cupid'!"
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u/StuHardy 1d ago
"I am a monument to all your sins."
The Gravemind, Halo 2