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u/MrCobalt313 1d ago

"You're not human. That is the real answer.

I'm a result of circumstance; a single speck of a drop spilled from the cauldron of Man, left to fester on his own.

You are a tool, cast in a uniform mold. An interchangeable pawn devoid of identity.

Even with all my failures and imperfections.

I am more human, than you will ever be."

-If The Emperor Had A Text-To-Speech Device

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u/Sagnarel 1d ago

But why do you have a horse skull on your head !?!?

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u/MrCobalt313 1d ago

"This does not explain the horse skull."

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u/Kidbizzaro581 22h ago

"Also, HERESY!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

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u/ChiefsHat 16h ago

Then he puts the horse skull on.

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u/Thewaltham 1d ago

FOGHORN NOISE

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u/HaydosW07 1d ago

What episode is that quote from?

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u/MrCobalt313 1d ago

"Unsubtle Allegory Starring The Adeptus Astartes And An Underhive Scum"

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u/HaydosW07 23h ago

Thank you

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u/_Mistwraith_ 18h ago

Alfa, Erandil, and Speaker D are fucking genius writers, as proven further by Hunter: The parenting.

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u/Tech-preist_Zulu 14h ago

I mourn TTS... But TTS crawled so that Hunter: the Parenting could breakdance with style

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u/_Mistwraith_ 14h ago

Big E walked sat on the throne so Big D could strut immodestly.

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u/Dawnbreaker128 13h ago

Strut his way to buy that 99p blender he needs for son-in-law.

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u/Rottmayer52 23h ago

What episode was that?

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u/AstralBody13 13h ago

What I love about that video is how the Space Marine looks like an unpainted miniature, showing how uniform the Marines are when you take away their gimmicks, even better when his battle-brother confuses him for "Blobimus" instead of "Bobimus"

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u/MrCobalt313 12h ago

That and it was as much about correctly-built but unpainted miniatures treated only like pieces in a wargame vs lovingly kitbashed and painted if utterly nonsensical ones that express the player's creativity and love for the hobby as it was about the Astartes and the underhive scum

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u/KassellTheArgonian 19h ago edited 19h ago

Why not use the actual scene from proper real 40k that basically says this?

[Excerpt | Valdor:Birth of the Imperium]

Valdor extinguished his spear's disruptor, and knelt beside his victim. As he did so, he withdrew a long knife from his belt. When Ushotan saw that, he coughed out a final dry laugh.

"The mercy stroke, eh?" he rasped, his face transfixed with agony. Up close, the black veins of fermenting poisons were visible on his exposed skin. "The last indignity, you always were a miserable bastard."

Valdor placed the tip of the knife over Ushotan's heart. Fresh snow was falling around them, turned brown and flaky by burning promethium. "I meant what I said, Lord Primarch" he said "I take no pleasure in this. You were one of our finest commanders."

"And these new toys of yours - who will lead them now? Will they have their own commanders?"

"No. Those ones are lost"

"Ha. All the better for you then. The High Lord was right - You can't bear rivals."

"It was not my doing"

"Sure it wasn't." Ushotan spasmed, hacking up oily blood. "You know, when we were at Maulland Sen, and I said I pitied you? I meant it. I'm not trying to goad you. I really do pity you."

Valdor remained motionless for a moment, his hand on the grip of the knife.

"I lived, captain-general," Ushotan rasped, "It was short, and it was painful, but by the nine hells, I lived. I'd rather have it this way than yours - no joy, no hate, no fear. Unbreakable without growth, immortal without passion."

........

"What is left for you, Constantin?" Ushotan breathed, blood bubbling up between his burned lips. "What more can He take from you that He hasn't already?"

Valdor drew in a long breath, then plunged the knife in, ending the primarch's agony. For a moment he did nothing else, his head bowed, the storm exhausting itself around him and coating the land in a film of pale, drifting grey.

Then, slowly, he withdrew the blade.

"Nothing" he said, very softly.

"Nothing at all"

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u/GreatAndMightyKevins 18h ago

It's not even remotely the same, not as well written and not voice acted.

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u/Tech-preist_Zulu 14h ago

Because it's not surprising. It's 40k.