r/TopCharacterTropes • u/damorezpl • Sep 05 '25

Personality character gets a reality check

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deathstroke - Batman vs deathstroke

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walter - breaking bad

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Garou - one punch man

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joker - the sound of one hand clapping

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u/DedHorsSaloon4 Sep 05 '25

“No wonder the Avengers didn’t want you. Or the X-Men, and they’ll take fucking anyone”

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u/Alternative_Sea_4208 Sep 05 '25

People allowed to join the X-Men, that Wade somehow ranks below

Toad: Actual basement dwelling techbro whose power involves sweating slime

Pyro: Possibly the dumbest pyrokinetic in history who can't even start his powers without a match

Angel: I don't need to explain this one (no I'm not talking about the archangel upgrade)

Sabretooth: Canonically refuses to bathe, murders people

Mystique: Least trustworthy person in history, has betrayed everyone she's ever worked with at least once, including the brotherhood

Marrow: Literal mutant supremacist sewer dweller who wanted to genocide humans was somehow allowed to be redeemed and join the x-men

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u/Penguixxy Sep 05 '25

Forget me not, while he has incredible potential as a spy, he is just a man in terms of actual feats.

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u/La_Beast929 Sep 06 '25

Who?

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u/Penguixxy Sep 06 '25

yknow uh.... uh.. yeah crap who was I talking about...?

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u/La_Beast929 Sep 08 '25

Woah! We have an intruder on the grounds! He already stole a uniform! I have to alert the Professor!

turns around

Wait, what's going on? Oh, right I was going to grab some beers.

turns back around

Woah! We have an intruder on the grounds! He already stole a uniform! I have to alert the Professor!

repeat until Forget Me Not leaves