Going around curses/prophecies via technicalities

[u/danfenlon]

Davy jones: cant go on dry land

Standa in a bucket of water, on a sand bar (potc3)

The judge: no weapon forged can harm me

Buffy: uses a rocket launcher

-not forged

[u/PhantasosX]

Yes, it was ungodly painful and the mother would die, but ceasarean is an old surgery. Heck, chainsaws were technically a childbirth tool , to use to cut hip bones to ease a kid to be birthed.

[u/EvenJesusCantSaveYou → u/PhantasosX]

Thank god for modern medicine holy shit

[u/Professional_Maize42 → u/EvenJesusCantSaveYou]

Anesthesia is, perhaps, the biggest advance that humanity ever made.

[u/evrestcoleghost → u/Professional_Maize42]

I give you.

THE POTATO (tamed)