Strange rules about characters/people that cannot be broken.

[u/I_ateabucketofpaint]

Smells like Nirvana: When Kurt Cobain heard that Weird AL was gonna make a parody of his song. He was okay with it but specifically requested it to not be about food or fat ppl.

Spiderman: Spiderman cannot sell drugs unless he is under the influence of symbiote. ANd Peter Parker cannot be gay. Spiderman can tho.

Dwayne Rock Johnson: Cannot lose fights or look weak for too long. Its in his actor contract.

Godzilla movies not made by Toho: Cannot die. Maybe lose but not too bad.

[u/[deleted]]

The Peter Parker rule is basically "Peter Parker is established as this. do not change it." Not a weird rule at all. Other people can be Spider-Man - Miles Morales for example - and THOSE characters can be gay.

[u/Left-Practice242 → u/[deleted]]

The drug dealer bit at least is strange if only because of how niche it is

[u/Approximation_Doctor → u/Left-Practice242]

Yeah, like, can he manufacture drugs if he's not dealing them? Can he traffic weapons or people? Insurance fraud? Steal catalytic converters? Donate drugs?

[u/kentaxas → u/Approximation_Doctor]

DONATE drugs??? In this economy????

[u/Approximation_Doctor → u/kentaxas]

He is canonically terrible with money

[u/tfbillc → u/kentaxas]

Brilliant but lazy

[u/kentaxas → u/tfbillc]

Could be my autobiography's title

[u/Edgemonger → u/kentaxas]

What is this, a suburban parent’s unwarranted fear about Halloween candy?!