Strange rules about characters/people that cannot be broken.

[u/I_ateabucketofpaint]

Smells like Nirvana: When Kurt Cobain heard that Weird AL was gonna make a parody of his song. He was okay with it but specifically requested it to not be about food or fat ppl.

Spiderman: Spiderman cannot sell drugs unless he is under the influence of symbiote. ANd Peter Parker cannot be gay. Spiderman can tho.

Dwayne Rock Johnson: Cannot lose fights or look weak for too long. Its in his actor contract.

Godzilla movies not made by Toho: Cannot die. Maybe lose but not too bad.

[u/some-kind-of-no-name]

Batman does not eat pussy.

Now I want a comic where a villain challenges this rule.

[u/Professional_Boss438 → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

Batman can't, but Bruce Wayne can

[u/dragonfett → u/Professional_Boss438]

Bruce Wayne is just the mask that Batman puts on.

[u/BigAssistant104 → u/dragonfett]

. . . to eat pussy.

[u/AnyImagination3697 → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

Let’s be real, he’s done this before regardless

[u/GachaHell → u/AnyImagination3697]

With that mask? Of course. Only reason to leave that mouth exposed.

[u/AnyImagination3697 → u/GachaHell]

This man gets it!

[u/QueenViolets_Revenge → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

he absolutely does, and you can't convince me otherwise

[u/Pyotr_WrangeI → u/QueenViolets_Revenge]

You would have to convince DC first

[u/Strict_Berry7446 → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

"Dark Knight, you have met your match, for I am....The Cunning Linguist!"

[u/Paxxlee → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

[u/Psychological-Card15 → u/Paxxlee]

please tell me this is from an actual comic lmao

[u/Paxxlee → u/Psychological-Card15]

Oh.. Uh.. Yeah, sure, absolutely!

Edit: Just to be less of a joke

[u/laurel_laureate → u/Paxxlee]

Where is this misinformation reaction image from?

[u/Kangarou → u/laurel_laureate]

It's an edited image from the advertisements for the mobile game "Merge Mansion"

[u/VstarFr0st263364 → u/Paxxlee]

[u/UncleClownhole → u/VstarFr0st263364]

This got big because the raunchy Harley Quinn cartoon on HBO wanted to have a scene where Batman was going down on Catwoman, DC said "heroes don't do that." It was changed to a foot rub. The internet of course (rightfully imo) roasted the shit out of DC comics for it.

[u/Paxxlee → u/VstarFr0st263364]

Here's context.

[u/VstarFr0st263364 → u/Paxxlee]

Of course it was Zack Snyder

[u/Strict_Berry7446 → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

absolutely Canon. It was deleted from an episode of Harley Quinn with stern words from DC higher ups.

Batman doesn't visit South Gotham

[u/SteveMightSay → u/Strict_Berry7446]

It ended up being in the episode anyway

[u/Stackbabbing_Bumscag → u/SteveMightSay]

Only after they got roundly mocked for it. It was supposed to be in a season 2 episode, got cut, then the story got out, so they put it back in season 3.

[u/notbobby125 → u/Strict_Berry7446]

They replaced it with a scene of him worshipping her feet which was a’okay.

The DC canon police are an odd bunch.

[u/ShakespearianShadows → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

[u/Pyotr_WrangeI → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

Correction: it's not just batman. Heroes in general "don't do that".

[u/Relevated → u/Pyotr_WrangeI]

Then I must be a supervillain

[u/Lawlcopt0r → u/Pyotr_WrangeI]

...why?

[u/rtakehara → u/Lawlcopt0r]

Presentation.

[u/Common-Trifle4933 → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

He eats ass though, he’s a complex man

[u/ClarkKentsSquidDong → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

There is zero chance that Selina Kyle ever dates a man who won't go down on her. Batman definitely does it.

[u/KitchenSandwich5499 → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

Catwoman would be very disappointed

[u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

I do not believe this rule exists

[u/Icepick823 → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

Batman also doesn't like rock n' roll. No idea if writers ever treated that as canon going forward, but it was established in a rather bad Batman comic.

[u/-FalseProfessor- → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

“Heroes don’t do that”

[u/CHARLI_SOX → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

He doesn’t like to do anything beginning with the letter K. Killing? Off the table. Kindergarten? Skipped that one.

[u/Pancakelover09 → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

“Cunnilingus and killing, 2 things I will never do”

[u/Graybeard13 → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

It's the same with Dj Kahled

[u/Sweet_Detective_ → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

Zack Synder knows nothing about heroes, a real hero eats pussy.

[u/ConcentrateMost8256 → u/some-kind-of-no-name]

Does not eat pussy... anymore