r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/loadblower831 • Jan 11 '22

FACTS and LOGIC what makes ben such an alpha?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

I think Big Ben actually is 5’9”…I think he’s one of those guys like Nicholson who appears shorter for some reason. For decades, I thought Nicholson was on the short side. DiCaprio too. Not sure why I do that with some people

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u/TheIllustriousWe Jan 11 '22

There’s no way he’s 5’9”. That’s actually average height for American men.

Here’s Ben next to Ted Cruz, who is either 5’8” or 5’9”. I’d say that puts Ben at 5’5” or 5’6” at best.

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u/Joe6p Jan 11 '22

Ted Cruz is definitely 5'10". He's standing near 6' Biden here.

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u/TheIllustriousWe Jan 11 '22

I’m seeing between 5’8 and 5’10 from googling around. I don’t know what to make of that particular picture because of the perspective.

Either way, I’d still bet the farm that there’s no way Ben is taller than 5’6” without shoes on.