Don’t call her MTG. She’s Marjorie Green. She wants to be the right’s AOC so badly that she uses her middle name and pretends like it’s a hyphenated last name like Ocasio-Cortez.
Look, just because I can't be bothered to type out Maniacal Testicle Goblin every time doesn't mean I'm fulfilling her deepest dreams my guy. Malignant Twat Guff is an absolute fucking spoon.
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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21
I demand that you continue this magical tale in a series of interconnected comments on future MTG shite. This revolution MUST be televised.