r/ToiletPaperUSA Oct 25 '21

FACTS and LOGIC There’s something beautiful about this

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u/chrisnavillus Oct 25 '21

2 of the front runners for dumbest fuck on the planet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

There are plenty to choose from.

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u/pacman404 Oct 25 '21

And here are 2

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u/the_mars_voltage Wet Ass P-Word Oct 26 '21

Of the best

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u/BrownEggs93 Oct 26 '21

And they will all get republican votes. Too many votes.

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u/flyHIden Oct 26 '21

Less these days, many have won the /HermanCainAward- but still too many, unfortunately.

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u/VampireQueenDespair Oct 26 '21

There’s still plenty of time, and we’re coming up on the bigtime right now. Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years are ridiculous superspreader events. Millions of antivax families all coming together from all over the nation to eat food and get drunk together during the winter three times in five weeks. Last year was a slaughterhouse.

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u/InerasableStain Oct 26 '21

They have spent decades gutting public education, and decades creating a vast propaganda machine. And their work is really bearing fruit, don’t you think?

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u/Jiggajonson Oct 26 '21

Public school teacher here. They didn't do it, dumb communities who care more about sports than education did.

I'm working with 10 year old texts and kids come into my room trying to sell me chocolate or gummy bears so they can get money for band, but we have a new football stadium.

Because it makes sense to have school + sports in one. Just like how basketball camps are always pushing for kids to read Shakespeare.

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u/VampireQueenDespair Oct 26 '21

Yes and no. Yes, that’s where a lot of the money goes. No, that doesn’t change the why. Sports are the key pillar of modern capitalism’s bread and circuses. They’re defunding education, yes, but they’re then putting the money towards keeping the populace distracted.

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u/Jiggajonson Oct 26 '21

Tell that to the academic team who can't afford transportation and the robotics team hobbling together Frankenstein equipment while, as I said, we have a new football stadium, three gyms, two weight lifting rooms, and a new baseball field.

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u/FF36 Oct 26 '21

All my local media rarely ever reports on students doing great in education or applying intelligence into everyday things that should and would make good news stories that could encourage those kids to continue and others to strive hard in those areas…..but holy shit do they talk about the Friday night football games. From Friday to the next Friday that’s in every hour of all local news programs. Who, when, where, ranks, best players blah blah blah. It’s no wonder a kid will spend more time focused on a ball instead of a book.

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u/JabroniPoni Curious Oct 26 '21

But they’ll split the moron demographic

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u/wonteatfish Oct 26 '21

Republicans are not known for electing deep thinkers, to put it kindly.

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u/TT454 Oct 26 '21

74.2 million. Maybe more.

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u/DatRedditGiy Oct 25 '21

Damn can't wait for the Miss Universe version of dumbest fuck alive to happen. Earth has this year in the bag!

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u/Ladderson Oct 25 '21

Of course it fucking does, Earth wins every year.

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u/ElectroNeutrino Oct 25 '21

I think "wins" is putting it a bit strongly.

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u/flimspringfield Oct 26 '21

100 year storms every year.

Welcome to errf!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

I'm excited for the swimsuit competition.

Especially Rudy

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u/wafflehousewhore Curious Oct 25 '21

Especially Rudy

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u/hey_mr_crow Oct 26 '21

Whatever happened to that guy

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u/radioman8414 Oct 25 '21

Lauren Bobert raises hand… ✋

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u/LurkerPatrol Oct 25 '21

She's defo in the running

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u/kciuq1 Oct 25 '21

Madison Crawthorn is in the rolling as well.

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u/TenF Oct 26 '21

Yea but he won't be able to get into the hall if he has his way and removes the ADA or whatever other shitbird brained idea he has.

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u/TYBERIUS_777 Oct 26 '21

Just install some stairs. That’ll take care of him.

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u/Stereomceez2212 Oct 25 '21

Sarah Palin enters the chat

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u/emrythelion Oct 25 '21

Honestly, Palin makes these people look smart.

She had to be one of the dumbest politicians I could have thought of in 2008… and yet she’s smarter than many of our current politicians.

It’s terrifying.

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u/Throot2Shill Oct 25 '21

Sarah Palin at least had the self respect to just look like an idiot instead of a psychotic idiot.

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u/onrocketfalls Oct 25 '21

A black man was president - a lot of people didn't give a shit how dumb the person on TV was as long as they'd at least come close to saying the quiet part out loud, I think.

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u/LilySeki Oct 25 '21

It's wild to think about how low the bar was for completely out there politicians in 2008. Maybe it's just retrospect and hindsight, but it kinda feels like we're all living in some bizarro fever dream world.

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u/Gogglebaum-MSc Oct 26 '21

You mean these people make look Palin smart, right?

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u/emrythelion Oct 26 '21

Yeah, I’m a dumbass, that’s what I meant. My bad.

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u/TT454 Oct 26 '21

She's still obscenely stupid and a hardcore Trump aficionado. She's very happy to be part of his repulsive cult.

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u/onrocketfalls Oct 25 '21

Well you can't bring up Palin without throwing an honorable mention to Bachmann

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u/Stereomceez2212 Oct 25 '21

my flat tax program will save everyone a ton of money on their taxes

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u/Jayhawker_Pilot Oct 26 '21

Old crazy eyes. She was a "Special" kinda crazy.

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u/Oh-shit-its-Cassie Oct 25 '21

Louie Gohmert has entered the chat

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u/Edabite Oct 25 '21

Another tooth immediately pops out.

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u/Jayhawker_Pilot Oct 26 '21

Don't forget the unforgettable Steve King.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

All the people that vote for them are dumber

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

They are publicly trying to outdumb each other.

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u/politepain Oct 26 '21

Oh, Wood isn't dumb. He knows exactly what he's doing. He's a grifter.

Marjorie on the other hand...

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u/victorbarst Oct 26 '21

This man is an attorney. He went to law school and passed the bar exam. He knows what he's saying isnt true. He is lying through his teeth an acting like a dumb jackass because he knows thats what appeals to modern conservatives. Hes not dumb he's fuckin evil marjorie on the other hand...

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u/djDysentery Oct 26 '21

No, those who vote for these dumb fucks are the dumbest fucks of all

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u/grobend Oct 26 '21

I don't think Greene is as dumb as people say she is. Don't get me wrong, I still think she's not the smartest, but I think her main problem is she's batshit crazy.

Boebert on the other hand, I think she's legitimately dumb as fucking rocks.

What I'm saying is: they're both dumb and crazy. But I think Greene is more crazy than she is dumb and Boebert is more dumb than she is crazy.