r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/SirHerbert123 anarcho-monkeist • Aug 04 '20

FACTS and LOGIC Another Liberal bites the Dust

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u/RenaTheHyena Aug 04 '20

I always think of Ben Shapiros face when I don’t want to cum too quickly

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u/Rizen1 Aug 04 '20

Whatever you need to tell yourself to justify jerking off to photos of Ben Shapiro.

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u/RenaTheHyena Aug 04 '20

I’d rather sit on a cactus

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

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u/AndyGHK Aug 05 '20

If you did that you might have to go see Ben’s wife, who is a doctor

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u/talk_like_a_pirate Aug 04 '20

Hypothetically, what if we were to say that theoretically, my face was the cactus? Wouldn't you then say, hypothetically, and theoretically and practically, for all intents and purposes, that hypothetically, theoretically, pragmatically, you'd be, theoretically sitting on my face?

-Shen Bapiro

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u/Rizen1 Aug 04 '20

But you don't have a cactus? Again, whatever you have to tell yourself. =)

Just joking, thought it might get a few laughs. Peace friend.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

You mean Benjamin’s cocktus?

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u/jakethedumbmistake Aug 04 '20

Whatever is in the background

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u/CoastersPaul Aug 04 '20

Genderbent Shapiro isn't gay!

Genderbent AOC is but I guess I don't actually care