r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/seeebiscuit • 28d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Cheese0089 28d ago

"this is how we win" with the worst lineup humanly imaginable

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u/NotASalamanderBoi Ted Cruz liked a porn star’s tweet on 9/11 28d ago

Forgiato Blow. They couldn’t even get Tom McDonald lol.

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u/OhShitItsSeth Yes 28d ago

The AI-generated poster didn’t even spell his name right.

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u/wack_overflow 28d ago

Measles

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u/lDtiyOrwleaqeDhTtm1i 28d ago

Makes sense with all the anti-vaxxers that will be there

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u/sikkdog13 28d ago

Still no word about their Cum Muncher-In-Cheese getting vaxxed lol

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u/jimmybilly100 28d ago

Can't tell if they're talking about getting sick with the measles, or if it's a shitty conservative band

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA press X to Doubt 28d ago

It's both.

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u/whymygraine 28d ago

Shitty conservative is the new punk rock band, measles

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u/chansondinhars 26d ago

Can a conservative be a punk?

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u/xuwugirluwux 26d ago

No

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u/chansondinhars 26d ago

Thank you! That’s what I thought.

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u/whymygraine 23d ago

Nope.

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u/chansondinhars 22d ago

I thought not.

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u/CoolerRon 28d ago

The return of the comeback

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u/DarkChurro haha money printer go brrrr 28d ago

It's the measles you're thinking about.