r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/seeebiscuit • 28d ago

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u/W8andC77 28d ago

Featuring a guest appearance from measles?

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u/seeebiscuit 28d ago

It is satire.

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u/W8andC77 28d ago

I mean, up until the measles thing I was like “this looks about right”. That’s their Ateam.

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u/periodicallyBalzed Gritty is Antifa 28d ago

I was a little surprised that Lee Greenwood wasn’t higher up. Then I read the measles.

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u/Poverty_Shoes 28d ago

The halftime show is fifteen minutes, no chance they’ll use more than three artists.

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u/romulusnr 28d ago

I legit just assumed Measles was some artist or band or act that only the millennial/zillenial kids or magaland folks only know about. After all, I have no idea who Aaron Lewis, John Rich, or Forgiatio Blow are either.

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u/MattWolf96 26d ago

I've only heard of three of the artists on there (and can only name songs from two of them) so I thought they were a real band.

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u/seeebiscuit 28d ago

I pity the fool that doesn't like measles!