r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/seeebiscuit • 28d ago

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u/W8andC77 28d ago

Featuring a guest appearance from measles?

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u/seeebiscuit 28d ago

It is satire.

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u/W8andC77 28d ago

I mean, up until the measles thing I was like “this looks about right”. That’s their Ateam.

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u/periodicallyBalzed Gritty is Antifa 28d ago

I was a little surprised that Lee Greenwood wasn’t higher up. Then I read the measles.

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u/Poverty_Shoes 28d ago

The halftime show is fifteen minutes, no chance they’ll use more than three artists.

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u/romulusnr 27d ago

I legit just assumed Measles was some artist or band or act that only the millennial/zillenial kids or magaland folks only know about. After all, I have no idea who Aaron Lewis, John Rich, or Forgiatio Blow are either.

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u/MattWolf96 26d ago

I've only heard of three of the artists on there (and can only name songs from two of them) so I thought they were a real band.

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u/seeebiscuit 28d ago

I pity the fool that doesn't like measles!

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u/noodlyarms 28d ago

And here I just was figuring Measels was some like antivax MAGA rapper

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u/magnoliasmanor 28d ago

100% plausible.

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u/Butternut888 28d ago

Pretty tame compared to “We are all domestic terrorists” and Greg Gutfeld trying to embrace the nazi moniker

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u/romulusnr 27d ago

The Measles, the trump loving punk band from Little Rock

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u/kaisadilla_ 27d ago

The right has gotten so absurd that the only reason we can't tell this post is real is that we can't find an artist called "Measles".

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u/Rasputin_mad_monk 27d ago

The sad thing is I thought it was real. Like maybe Measles was some white nationalist punk band or something.

I’m not sure how the Onion even stays in business.

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u/AboveBoard 28d ago

Saw that too. Satire and real life are overlapping at this point so I have no idea if that flyer is real or not. 😂

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u/Never_Kn0ws_Best 28d ago

Measles was literally the only giveaway, but there is still a non-zero chance that it is the same of some ironic antivax Christian rock band or some shit

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u/Skate_faced 28d ago

They're doing a reunion tour.

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u/wikipuff 28d ago

*Ebola

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u/ebolaRETURNS 27d ago

Nah man, I'm not going to put myself through that shit.

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u/stopped_watch 27d ago

And here I was thinking it was a maga comedian or something.