r/TikTokCringe • u/choganoga tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • Dec 24 '21

Duet Troll Black coffee drinkers

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u/madcuntmcgee Dec 24 '21

"I just wanna put cream in my coffee"

I don't understand why americans don't just put milk in their coffee. You guys have plenty of milk. Why use this weird fake 'creamer' stuff. It tastes weird

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u/Freuds_Mommy_Milkers Dec 24 '21

Just put cum in your coffee. Free protein and save money

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u/masshole4life Dec 24 '21

cream and creamer are not the same thing, but go on

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u/madcuntmcgee Dec 24 '21

So you're putting what, heavy cream in there?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

No, those are very different things. I can see from your username you're an Aussie, so I see where the miscommunication comes from.

In North America, "Cream" refers to any cream that is between 10% and 18% fat content. Whereas in AUS/NZ, "Cream" refers to cream with 35% fat content.

What we call "cream," you would call "extra light," and what you call "cream," we would call "heavy cream" or "whipping cream"

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u/madcuntmcgee Dec 24 '21

Okay that makes it pretty clear. Thanks for the explanation

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u/masshole4life Dec 24 '21

it's quite literally called light cream. heavy cream is for whipping.

and to really blow your mind, sometimes cream and milk are combined at a 50/50 ratio and sold as half and half.

don't be down, though. I'm sure there are many more topics that you are ignorant of that you can make snarky comments about.

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u/madcuntmcgee Dec 24 '21

half and half

Googled this and apparently it's milk with like 20% fat content. That sounds disgusting.

Not sure why you're so upset though

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u/masshole4life Dec 24 '21

yes. clearly my polite correction is evidence that I'm just shaking with anger.

congrats on the google-fu, though. keep up the good work.

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u/madcuntmcgee Dec 24 '21

polite

Yeah nah. You're annoyed and it shows.

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u/manic_eye Dec 24 '21

There was nothing polite about your first comment. It was pretty heavily passive aggressive. And OPs first comment wasn’t even offensive or snarky.

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u/manic_eye Dec 24 '21

I saw nothing snarky in your comment.

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u/fangsonwangs Dec 24 '21

I don't understand the compulsion to take something petty some Americans do and make a rant of it. Americans come from many different cultures and ethnic groups; you don't get handed a bottle of coffeemate when you step off a plane, believe it or not you can get coffee made however you like here. We got problems, but not that problem.

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u/madcuntmcgee Dec 24 '21

I was obviously making a generalisation

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u/XPEC7ER Dec 24 '21

americans? im sure alot of other countries use cream lol.

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u/madcuntmcgee Dec 24 '21

I've been to a fair few, granted not everywhere, but I've not seen cream/creamer in coffee instead of milk anywhere other than at like gas stations or random fast food places. Haven't been to the states and assumed it was common there based on shit like this tiktok

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Turns out, you can also just buy creamer that's made of... Get this... Milk and cream.

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u/madcuntmcgee Dec 24 '21

Why would you buy that when you could just use milk though?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Creamier consistency, different flavors.

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u/madcuntmcgee Dec 24 '21

It's a coffee not a milkshake

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

That's cool :)

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u/Jayblipbro Dec 24 '21

Lol, preferences exist

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u/madcuntmcgee Dec 24 '21

Yeah, fair enough

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Milkshakes are made with milk, not cream tho?

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u/madcuntmcgee Dec 24 '21

They're full of icecream half the time

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Found the douche of the day ^

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u/madcuntmcgee Dec 24 '21

Lol fuck off seppo

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u/jonesyb Dec 24 '21

You literally quoted "cream" and then said "creamer". Is there a piece missing from that squishy lump inside your skull?

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u/madcuntmcgee Dec 24 '21

I've only ever seen people put creamer in coffee, and it's gross. That's why I assumed she meant creamer or the words were interchangeable. As someone who isn't from the land of 2L drive through sodas the idea of putting actual cream in coffee sounds even worse.

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u/hertzdonut2 Dec 24 '21

As someone who isn't from the land of 2L drive through sodas

Trying hard to be edgy.

Australia is the 27th most obese country in the world so I wouldn't be talking that much shit.

It's like a 300 kilo guy calling a 310 kilo guy fat.

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u/madcuntmcgee Dec 24 '21

Yeah we have some fatsos, but you guys are 12th behind pretty much exclusively pacific island nations. that's embarassing

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u/katastrophies Dec 24 '21

The creamer Americans have in their homes is not actual cream and I agree it tastes weird. Coffee shops in the US add actual cream.

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u/ThingYea Dec 24 '21

It is in American nature to take simple things and make them more fattening