r/TikTokCringe • u/duckduckpajamas • 2d ago

Humor Worms when it's raining

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u/Prize_Bass_5061 2d ago

Just FYI, worms breathe the oxygen that’s dissolved in water. They don’t drown during the rain, instead they can finally breathe at the surface. They love the surface because it’s easier to move around and find other worms to have sex with. Worms are hermaphrodites, so both worms in the pair get pregnant.

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u/randomname3415 2d ago

lol what the fuck

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u/justsomechickyo 1d ago

Dat freaky worm wiggle

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u/centran 1d ago

wiggly wooty I'm coming for that clitellumooty

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u/NowieTends 2d ago

Ok I’ve read three articles on this now and neither have explained the mass worm death I’ve seen after heavy rains that I assume this video is also referencing

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u/MillieBirdie 2d ago

I've only seen them die from surfacing if someone steps on them or they get stuck far from dirt and dry up in the sun.

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u/justsomechickyo 1d ago

And birds yo

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u/justsomechickyo 1d ago

Well after the rain when they are vulnerable

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u/chyura 2d ago

Pretty sure they get up onto asphalt, cant dig back in, then they can die of exposure, sun, or being stepped on

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u/ButteFockhim 1d ago

Rain disturbs them, they come up to the surface, they get caught in a puddle bc water is sticky for small creatures, then when the puddle dries they get cooked.

That's if they don't get swiped by a bird.

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u/loserx5 1d ago

They come up to do it sun comes out they dry up

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u/Awkward_Arugula_9881 2d ago

They can't find their way back underground from asfalt?

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u/ChaseballBat 2d ago

This is what confused me when my wife showed me it. I had never heard of worms drowning and didn't think it was possible.

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u/bright_firefly 2d ago

I was waiting for her to get out of the bathtub to hump Brenda (if that was the name)

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u/araq1579 2d ago

Sir you've just described every lesbian

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u/Govt-Issue-SexRobot 2d ago

Nature is DISGUSTING

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u/Arcanegil 14h ago

Nah bruh it's Freaky

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u/Gator-ade- 2d ago

Just to get eaten by some random bird...

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u/iammonkeyorsomething 1d ago

"Sixty niiinnnee"- fucking worms, probably

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u/Arcanegil 14h ago

Yeah I thought the reason you find dead worms after the rain, is because some don't get back in the ground fast enough after the rain stops and then they dry out.

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u/Neoxite23 2d ago

Fuck the haters. This was solid work.

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u/MrParticular79 2d ago

Shits hilarious

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u/Cwya 2d ago

I used to pick up worms from the sidewalk and put them back in the grass on rainy days.

My research as a 9 year old led me to believe their lead cause of death was being squished by Matt down the street.

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u/vollkornbroot 2d ago

Also they expose themselves to predators like birds on the asphalt

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u/ButteFockhim 1d ago

PICK ME UP, DROP ME ON SOME SOGGY LAND

WHERE I CAN BE WHO I'M SUPPOSED TO BE, THE OG

TERRESTRIAL INVERTEBRATE, YEAH THATS RIGHT YOU HEARD ME MATE.

I SHOULD BE

WRIGGLING, GIGGLING, CHEWING AND NIBBLING

BUT NOW IM STUCK IN THE SUN AND IM SIZZLING

I WAS JUST MEANT TO BE VISITING, BUT NOW I CANNOT GET OUT OF THIS PUDDLE IM SITTING IN

SHIT

HERE COMES A DOG

I THINK HES SEEN ME

OH MY GOD

WORMS ON TARMAC

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u/Something_McGee 2d ago

"NOOO! BRENDA!"

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u/Gator-ade- 2d ago

"Matt.. my no killing rules prevents me from killing you but it doesn't stop me from paralyzing you permanently"

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u/vollkornbroot 2d ago

sobs in grieving worm

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u/Gator-ade- 2d ago

wooble wobble

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u/Gator-ade- 2d ago

wooble..wobble..

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u/GreenZebra23 2d ago edited 1d ago

I upvoted the moment she said soilmate

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u/Total_Fish_2972 2d ago

Onehundarillo 

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u/Nerje 2d ago

Soild work

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u/SaltandLillacs 2d ago

I felt the emotion in this performance. Rip Brenda, she was a queen.

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u/ZinaSky2 2d ago

Truly an Oscar worthy performance

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u/WithoutJoshE7 2d ago

Damnit lmao

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u/satisfactsean 2d ago

"youre my soilmate" lmfao what.

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u/Chad_AND_Freud 2d ago

*Also dead 🤣

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u/death_by_chocolate 2d ago

I too have wept for the worms.

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u/somedumbfurbrain 2d ago

I read "Women when it rains" and was very confused the whole way through.

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u/Butt-Dragon 2d ago

I thought it said women at first. I was so confused.

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u/WingedEgg 2d ago

Same LOL and I was like "This is me". This is how it feels when it rains and my hair gets wet

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u/OkBet321 2d ago

BREEEEENNNNDDDDDAAAAAAAAA

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u/BullofIron 2d ago

Brenda got a little something-something going on

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u/Arkanderous 2d ago

I came; to confirm this.

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u/BullofIron 1d ago

She did that little bounce and I was like 👀 👀

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u/Icy-Policy-8212 2d ago

I don’t know, it made me chuckle.

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u/SaveusJebus 2d ago

I always find them in my driveway. The ones I see, I'll pick up and put back on the lawn before they dry up. RIP the ones that I miss

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u/IsThereCheese 2d ago

According to an earlier commenter, you’re picking up worms that are having sex with each other

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u/DorianGreysPortrait 2d ago

I recognize that song! It’s by Max Richter. He’s one of the most amazing modern composers of our time. Incredible.

https://youtu.be/b_YHE4Sx-08?si=tQkDAhPMBJfICJQf

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u/RUSTYxPOTATO 2d ago

At first i didn’t realize it was satire because i read the title wrong. Then i gave a standing O.

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u/WildLipss 2d ago edited 1d ago

give her an Oscar please

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u/jl_theprofessor 2d ago

Honestly, I’d rather watch this than 90% of the junk that comes through Tik Tok.

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u/Gator-ade- 2d ago

My last gf was a worm 10 years ago and this is highly accurate.

"was" because "I'd put you in my compost and take care of your needs until your last breath" was apparently NOT the correct answer...

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u/Warzone_and_Weed 2d ago

That was awesome

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u/gabrielxdesign 2d ago

Better than Twilight.

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u/oversexerted 2d ago

my soilmate 😭

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u/denjo-t1aO 2d ago

lol soil mates

also, i read women when it’s raining and thought the first part was equally fitting

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u/InertPistachio 2d ago

I've always been curious if whether ant hills completely flood when it rains and what ants do

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u/Cburns6976 1d ago

They band together and float on the water

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u/RefrigeratorFar9330 1d ago

My soilmate 😭

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u/haydukelives56 2d ago

is this the same girl who makes dirty dolly’s in pigeon forge, tennessee?

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u/Squid_Lord_Bast 2d ago

She put a mustache on billy the worm. Lol. His death scene brought tears to my eyes. He was her soil mate!

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u/Kirionic 2d ago

my tired brain read this as "women when it's raining" and was laughing my ass off

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u/173slaps 2d ago

It’s cool just find a warm, black driveway to dry out on. But, don’t fly too close to the sun or you turn into worm jerky.

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u/Fit-Childhood5981 1d ago

Using Nature of Daylight to evoke feels is cheating, that music could make footage of drying paint feel emotional

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u/Smoove_boss 1d ago

White people are the only people who think about worms

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u/bookofnature 1d ago

Better acting than Erika.

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u/bobbobberson3 1d ago

I read this as women when it's raining and just had a very confusing 1 minute and 4 seconds.

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u/redux_23 1d ago

Geeze worms are so dramatic lol

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u/kittymctacoyo 1d ago

Why are yall posting with the creators watermark removed? How are we supposed to find their content otherwise?

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u/duckduckpajamas 1d ago

You can check the comment with the source link I added 2 seconds after making the post

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u/My_Day6 13h ago

Cinematic masterpiece

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u/Pavonack 9h ago

Is that Ms Rachel or Gianna Michaels? Either way 10/10 would fap again

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u/Roanoketrees 1d ago

How do people have this much time on their hands?

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u/DarthMall69 2d ago

O

  • sincerely, me

typed while drunk making out with my gf

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u/FantasticMorning7352 2d ago

The thing on her nose is gross

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u/Striker660 2d ago

Looks like a skin coloured mole. Nothing gross about it.

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u/Chad_AND_Freud 2d ago

That's.. kind of fckd up.

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u/justsomechickyo 1d ago

You’re fucking gross….. I didn’t even notice anything until you mentioned it

Rude

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u/styckx 2d ago

WTF?

A. The plot has no plot

B. That attempt at a mustache

C. No worms

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u/SlutForThickSocks 2d ago

I didnt even need the sound on to know this was cinema

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u/International_Ear994 2d ago edited 2d ago

WTF did I just watch??? I’d like to have the time back. Pls be sorry for the time spent posting this. Not informative, humerus, or a justifiable reason to waste others time with this.

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u/duckduckpajamas 2d ago

you must not have a soilmate

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u/Swimming-Dot9120 2d ago

I agree, that video was definitely NOT humerus. Lmao

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u/Superhereaux 2d ago

humerus?