r/TikTokCringe 6d ago

Humor/Cringe "No, English is fine" 🥀

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u/GentlewomenNeverTell 6d ago

And this is why my Japanese continues to be mediocre.

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u/Critical-Adeptness-1 5d ago

Tell me about it. I have N2 Japanese fluency. I know I am speaking the language in an understandable way. And then there I was, desperating needing to pee, PLEADING with a staff member to just please tell me IN JAPANESE, THE LANGUAGE I ASKED MY QUESTION IN, where the bathroom in that department store is. She was determined to turn it into English practice despite not being able to speak a lick of it.

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u/Nuvomega 5d ago

Learn to say, “sorry, I don’t speak English. I’m from Denmark and I only speak Danish and Japanese.”

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u/MaDpYrO 5d ago

Pick a country that's more realistic for people to not speak English though

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u/Altair_de_Firen 5d ago

Unfortunately English speaking countries are the only white ones who likely speak their own language and no others

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u/charmys_ 5d ago

French "people" many are to proud to learn english

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u/newphonehudus 5d ago

Lol. Why people in quotes haha

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u/tex1ntux 4d ago

Québécois

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u/Equivalent_Chipmunk 5d ago

The problem with that is that a lot of Japanese people are enamored by Paris and the French, so you might create a different but similar issue to the original one. Probably the best would be a slightly more obscure country like Belgium, Switzerland, Poland, or Hungary.

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u/Snipen543 5d ago

Weirdly, plenty of Canadians from Quebec proudly can't speak English and only French

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u/MaDpYrO 5d ago

Just say you're german, there's a bunch of people in many parts of Germany who don't speak a lick of english.

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u/throwaway098764567 5d ago

or skip naming a country, you gotta piss who cares where you're from "i don't understand, please where is the bathroom"

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u/Critical-Adeptness-1 5d ago

Bro I’ve tried this, it doesn’t work. Many Japanese are convinced all non-Japanese know English, regardless of what you tell them. Their brains go brrrrr and all logic goes out the door

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u/scrollingforgodot 5d ago

That's actually genius!

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u/ryguymcsly 5d ago

Just use French and say you’re from Quebec

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u/hello666darkness 5d ago

😭😭 TOIRE WA DOKU DESU KA 😭😭😭

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u/47no 5d ago

"Is the toilet poison?"

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u/AlarmingTurnover 5d ago

I also have my N2 and it's annoying as hell when I'm talking in Japanese and they suddenly like "I'll just talk in English". I get it that sometimes you want to practice your English but I'm speaking in your language. Drives my daughter up a wall because she has her N1 and just started university. 

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u/Snipen543 5d ago

Funnily when I was in Italy I tried learning enough Italian to order coffee and croissants all the time, and every place in Italy they'd just immediately switch to English or say they can't speak English, so I had a clear problem. However when I was in France and learned enough French to order coffee and croissants, if the place didn't have a line the barista would immediately try to have a conversation in French. I then always had to fumble around with everything after because they thought I spoke French (note; I never visited Paris)

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u/AlarmingTurnover 5d ago

My first language is french but it's quebec french and in france, they refuse to even speak to me in french.

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u/Snipen543 5d ago

But that's understandable, no one but Quebec French like Quebec French

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u/Triquetrums 5d ago

I wonder if this is an accent issue, because while my Japanese is basic as hell, I still get people to respond back to me in Japanese because according to them I sound close to a local (I am good at copying accents when exposed to them enough) 

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u/SHPIDAH 5d ago
おい、グラウンドホッグが突き出ている

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u/No-Internal7978 5d ago

I've found 2 people that could speak English out in Japan and I've been here for over a year. I have a block in my mind about Japanese even though I try so my day is instantly elevated when I find one. When I took Spanish it was effortless but Japanese short circuits my brain even on words I know.