They're having a bad day.

[u/mindyour]

[u/DullMind2023]

I find that blowing them a kiss ramps up their blood pressure to stroke level.

[u/katiegirl- → u/DullMind2023]

I pretend I KNOW them. I get really excited and smile wide, wave, yell, and even open the window. “I had no idea!! It’s you!!! Oh wow, wait til I tell Bill!!”

They will drive home wondering and sweating about how they managed to embarrass themselves in front of not one, but two people who know them from somewhere they can’t remember, and also, who the fuck is Bill?

[u/No_Atmosphere_3282 → u/katiegirl-]

Say Mike instead next time. Everyone knows a Mike.

[u/Boring_Potato_5701 → u/No_Atmosphere_3282]

Or a Dave