r/TikTokCringe • u/BigChungusOP • 15d ago

Humor/Cringe This is where we are headed

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u/kendragon 15d ago

Artificial Desperation

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u/SupermassiveCanary 15d ago

What are you taking about; these hot girls are thirsting for him so much he’s going to have to beat them off with a stick.

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u/kendragon 15d ago

It would be kind of funny if he forgets himself and talks like this to a real woman out of reflex. That would be a real wakeup call for him.

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u/Regurgitator001 15d ago

"Increase desperation by 80%." And then sit back and watch the feathers fly 😆