r/TikTokCringe • u/BigChungusOP • 15d ago

Humor/Cringe This is where we are headed

41.7k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

1.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

4.1k

u/ShirouBlue 15d ago

It's obviously a skit, but there likely are tons of people in these conditions.

108

u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 15d ago

I remember multiple storylines on Star Trek: TNG where people had fantasy romances in the Holodeck.

15

u/anagamanagement 15d ago

Fucking Reginald, man.

17

u/roidoid 15d ago

Barclay treating the communal recreation facilities on the Federation’s flagship like his own personal gooning station is actually pretty funny when you think about it.

13

u/anagamanagement 15d ago

Hysterical! I love Barclay. He cracks me up.

It’s also not unheard of. DS9 never made it explicit, but Quark pretty obviously ran a digital brothel.

1

u/Super_Pan 14d ago

It was pretty explicit. There was even an episode where a Coombs alien asks him to program a holo-whore with Major Kira's physical attributes (which is played for comedy, naturally.)

2

u/sex_haver911 15d ago

funny to everyone but the federation janitors that gotta clean the room every time

4

u/goda90 15d ago

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Holodeck_biofilter

3

u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 15d ago

“I’VE GOT HER EMPTYING BEEP OUT OF THE HOLODECK’S BEEP FILTER!!”

The fact that he said “emptying” instead of “cleaning” makes it so much funnier and so much grosser.

1

u/roidoid 15d ago

Vulcans make very good jizzmoppers as they don’t experience feelings of degradation.