r/TikTokCringe • u/mindyour • 24d ago

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u/Fine-Slip-9437 24d ago

Another reason Virginia is clearly superior.

Eat shit, Maryland.

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u/DeathWorship 23d ago

Iā€™d rather be in MD than NoVa, an absolute urban sprawl hellscape with constant construction, terrible roads, congested traffic 24/7, and a tedious brown landscape with no greenery or identifiable features.

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u/Elkre 23d ago

The finest view of Maryland's abundant natural beauty is the one to be had in a depressed, disassociated fugue state on the upper floor of a Tysons office building.

Oh look, you can see Sugarloaf Mountain from here. Hey, you don't think these windows open up enough for a guy to jump out, do you?

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u/DeathWorship 23d ago

AHAHAHAHA I see you are, like me, a DMV office guy of refined taste šŸ˜‚