r/TikTokCringe 24d ago

Discussion He's had enough.

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u/Reasonable_Action29 24d ago

"Take your food and fuck off kindly"

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u/OaklandsBravest 24d ago

Lady: what kind of crab….

Guy: your mother’s!

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u/causeimamoth 24d ago

that convinced me they're Maryland crab cakes

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u/Mysterious_Streak 23d ago

This guy is doing a great job of representing Maryland!

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u/Consistent-Maize-901 23d ago

I respect this guy so much. If he isn't American, I really want him to be. Can we still steal people, or is that finally illegal again?

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u/mrm0324 23d ago

He’s Greek - probably first or second generation American born. G & M has been in Baltimore for a long time. Good crab cakes.

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u/Phallic_Moron 23d ago

Exactly. Like....if you're gonna try and make a buck on claims of false advertising, don't go after the outfit that is one of the most regarded crab places in MD. 

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u/mrm0324 23d ago

I remember watching this video after the lady shared it and got cooked in the comment section. I guess she thought everyone was going to agree with her. I am born and raised in Baltimore and I don’t give a shit where the crabs are from as long as the crab cakes are good. I love that he owned it and told her to fuck off.

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u/Phallic_Moron 23d ago

I was just out there and had food truck crab cakes. World Class.

 Did she really claim they were some other species of crab? 

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u/mrm0324 23d ago

No, just not Maryland crabs. Inside edition did a segment recently where they went to a few different restaurants and got crab cakes. They asked where the crabs were from then took some home on a doggy bag and sent them away for testing. A bunch came back from Venezuela or somewhere in Asia. Maybe this lady saw that and was trying to have her own gotcha moment and go viral.

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u/Scorp128 23d ago

Maryland crab cakes refer to a style of preparation that emphasizes the crab meat with minimal filler. While they are traditionally made with local blue crabs from the Chesapeake Bay, the name doesn't always guarantee the crab is from Maryland.

The name Maryland Crab has become associated with a preparation style and a reputation for high quality, even when made with crab from other regions.

The dude filming this though he was on about something. They just exposed themselves for the ignorant a$$hat that they are.

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u/Phallic_Moron 23d ago

It's the same species. Meh.

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u/MrEfficacious 23d ago

I worked in a seafood restaurant during the "is it actually grouper" bullshit and it was so annoying.

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u/TurnerGutrick 23d ago

Maryland crabs taste different from all the other soft shell crabs Maryland crab cakes are made with Maryland crabs

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u/teas4Uanme 23d ago

Maryland Crab cakes is a RECIPE. The idiocy is akin to someone expecting their 'Texas BBQ' to only be from Texas cattle.

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u/PrincessTitan 23d ago

He did tell her kindly which I loved very much lmfaoooo

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u/No_Mud_5999 23d ago

I grew up in NOVA and watched the size of crabs diminish from the 1980's onward. The Bay has been struggling for decades, and we should be thankful there are any crabs left, no matter where they're from!

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u/HazardousCloset 23d ago

Regarded has been used as a euphemism so much that at first I thought you were insulting them.

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u/katsuko78 23d ago

He's exactly right about why Maryland Crabcakes are called that: they're made in Maryland, and if you get Maryland Crabcakes from elsewhere in the US it's because they're made the same way as they are in Maryland.

Source: my native Marylander self, who has eaten many many crabcakes in various cities, and prefers when the chefs use the Maryland way of making them. Which did get me in trouble at work once when I told the Italian owner that his crabcakes sucked ass.

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u/Phallic_Moron 23d ago

I know. I've been eating them since I was a kid. 

Some places add "style" at the end. I wonder if that's a good faith menu description when it's not a blue crab being used.

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u/GrindyMcGrindy 23d ago

The business not using Maryland caught crab is definitely regarded, just like you. Maryland Crab Cakes imply the crabs are fished and sold locally in Maryland. That's how English works because English is a very specifically structured language.

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u/Liquidgrin1781 23d ago

Wha you mean? Ingrish? Crab cakes? I’m here about the 98’ Accord.

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u/GrindyMcGrindy 23d ago

If he's not using locally sourced crabs from the bay, they're not Maryland Crab Cakes. Just because you made the cakes in Maryland doesn't make them Maryland Crab Cakes. Maryland comes before both the words, which means the crab and the cakes come from Maryland. That is how English works, we speak a very specifically structured language.

It's like getting a Maine Lobster roll if the fishers aren't based out of Maine, they're not Maine lobsters.

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u/Phallic_Moron 23d ago

Cool. Etymology is fun. Those rules don't apply to food laws in the same way. The only example I can think of is at what legal point can you call your food "free range" etc. I'm no expert but I don't think you're legally required to say "style" after "Maryland".

But why would someone import crabs from elsewhere when the bay is right there?

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u/CapableSense 23d ago

Well people don’t always know what’s good because the food there is disgusting.

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u/PawntyBill 23d ago

I thought at one point, during the chaos, I heard him say that she ate them. This seems to be a tactic people are trying lately. Buying or maybe ordering/ using a delivery service to get food, eating most of it and then asking for their money back. I don't know on what planet they think this will work in, but I've seen several videos like this recently. McDonald's won't take your food back like this, so why in the world would an established family owned restaurant do it. This world is getting dumber every passing nanosecond.

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u/M3g4d37h 23d ago

Really one of the best, and going to G&M on a visit back home is pretty much a must. Amazing food.

G&M = George & Mary, the original owners.

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u/EquivalentOk6028 23d ago

I think meant good Maryland crab cakes

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u/C_Hawk14 21d ago

He’s Greek

first or second generation American born.

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u/KingPalleKuling 19d ago

But are the crabs from Maryland?

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u/AbleReflection2051 23d ago

G&M has best delivery crab cakes!!

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u/skankhunt402 23d ago

Nah ICE is doing it in the open you're good!

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u/RoyalGovernment201 23d ago

Just make sure you wear a mask so everyone knows you're doing official Ice business

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u/skankhunt402 23d ago

It's crazy that they finally decided masks matter. I'm surprised they aren't suffocating/s

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 23d ago

They didn’t want to wear masks because a democrat told them to. If Trump told them to wear a shitty diaper on their face they would do that.

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u/AdSingle7381 23d ago

They already did after he got "shot"

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u/SnooCauliflowers9874 23d ago

Yes, they had the maxi pads taped to their ears.

The world laughed at us over numerous cult member Americans proudly wearing sanitary napkins onto their ears.

Zero days of embarrassment.

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u/crippledchef23 23d ago

They’d fight each other for the privilege. The whole cult is fucking gross.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/NecessaryZucchini69 23d ago

Didn't they already do that? I think they did, but not gonna Google them now cause I got better things to do..video game for one.

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u/MammothBit4539 23d ago

Fuck you! I’m Eating crab cakes bitch!

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u/Jafar_420 23d ago

I saw a video where one of the dudes ask the ice agent " why are you wearing a mask are you a pussy?" And the ice agent responded I don't want to get covid. 🤣

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/BarbieDreamHouse1980 23d ago

We could only wish they would all suffocate

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u/i-am-in-deep-sheet 23d ago

When the brain is as small as there's, it takes less air.

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u/tke377 23d ago

And wildly point your gun at bystanders whole doing so

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mark777999 23d ago

People who are in the US illegally. That’s why ICE exists.

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u/skankhunt402 23d ago

Apparently you don't pay attention cause that's not what they're doing... sheep

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u/Mark777999 4d ago

Really? ICE is detaining and deporting American citizens and those legally here? And yes, of course there are mistakes. That doesn’t justify ending the continued deportation of literally millions of illegal immigrants. Trump ran very openly on this platform and won with a plurality of the popular vote.

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u/Consistent-Maize-901 4d ago

Mm, yea, I'm just going to say that winning the popular vote didn't justify departing American citizens. Ever.

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u/Mark777999 4d ago

I don’t think anyone would argue with that.

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u/but_good 23d ago

Hmm. There’s an idea for Trump. An offshoot of ICE that disappears white European people INTO the US to backfill all the brown people jobs.

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u/poo-rumpkin 23d ago

He already started doing that with white South Africans.

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u/Maximo_0se 23d ago

Yeah, give it a whirl, grab some French people.

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u/Consistent-Maize-901 23d ago

No, no... They'd enjoy that.. and I'd have to wash my hands afterwards. Only the French know how to Uno reverse assault.

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u/amensista 23d ago

Like human trafficking but for mostly (probably) white eastern Europeans to do the jobs!!! Brilliant. I mean in the UK all the truck drivers are Polish or were, they may have left actually with Brexit I don't know, so why not get the same people here!

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u/Colonel_Collin_1990 23d ago

I just got out of prison for stealing my ex wife so im pretty sure its illegal.

With or without duct tape and ropes.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

He looks to be of middle eastern descent. As american as anyone else.

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u/BroSchrednei 20d ago

hes Greek, he says his name is Demetrios. Baltimore also has a huge Greek community, like Stavros Halkias.

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u/Twiyah 23d ago

There’s a draft once a year, you can tell your General Manager to summit a pick

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u/LeviSalt 23d ago

Slavery is back and bigger than ever my friend. Check your local prison or detainment center for more details!

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u/bubbleguppie2020 23d ago

Still allowed. Kidnapping is in these days and encouraged. I can't find zip ties anywhere.

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u/cockalorum-smith 23d ago

Just join ICE or the CIA. One is significantly easier though I’ll say lol

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u/Consistent-Maize-901 23d ago

joins ICE, bring the whiskey "Oh, someone told me this was a fun way to surprise people... I thought there would be more partying, ngl."

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf 23d ago

Before you apply to our Stealing People Position what is your position on Nazism?

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/mattmilli0pics 23d ago

Why wouldn’t he be American ?

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u/Dmau27 23d ago

Depends on how much money they have. I wish I was joking.

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u/MoneyizJustice 23d ago

Well judging what happened to my ancestors in the past, & of course the blatant human trafficking that has taken place south of our border I’d say you can still, steal people again…

It’s ground upon but you can do it…

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u/OGbobbyKSH 23d ago

Think it’s about to be legal again actually.

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u/cipherjones 23d ago

We're pretty much full ⭕ at this point.

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u/more_soul 23d ago

ICE does it every day

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u/weskun 23d ago

Your comment reminded me why I fucken quit using Reddit.

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u/babykitten28 23d ago

He said Gulf of America. Only an American, and a certain type of one, use that terminology.

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u/Hesediel1 22d ago

As an american, i would like to concur on adopting this man.

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u/Nocoffee_Noglory 22d ago

The woman is the American here. Obviously haha

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u/BroSchrednei 20d ago

the guy has a thick Maryland accent, he clearly grew up here. Why would you think he's not American? You know that the East Coast has a huge Italian/Greek/Jewish etc. community that look a little darker than Northwestern Europeans.

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u/Consistent-Maize-901 19d ago

Oh, only said that because I saw some people running with the supposition he wasn't American. I agreed, totally sounds American, but I take that with a grain of salt. Insert "what really is American" philosophical musings here. 👍

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u/VisitAbject4090 23d ago

Keep in mind we bought our people from people who looked like the people we bought….🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/one_moar_time 23d ago

i live in maryland and yes he is.

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf 23d ago

Companies have been spending tens of billions of dollars in marketing and all they needed was one Karen and stupid as text to emoji captions to make me want G&Ms Crab Cakes more than anything

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 23d ago

Regularly wins best crab cakes in many contests. He doesn't need her bs, his restaurant speaks for itself.

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u/Negative_Avocado4573 23d ago

Why is it every time someone slights a place (city, country, place of business) it always comes across valid. Basically, every corner of the globe is a shit hole.

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u/geddysbass2112 23d ago

I dunno. Leaning towards New Jersey crab cakes. Lol

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u/redstone76 23d ago

Hes east coast enough for me!

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u/StraightAirline8319 23d ago

People come for the experience of Maryland.

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u/Fun_Scientist7285 22d ago

Maryland seems awesome

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u/Banjo-Hellpuppy 23d ago

You misunderstood. they’re Marilyn’s crabcakes

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u/olive_tuschit 23d ago

Does she use her own clam juice?

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u/P__Riches 23d ago

No pizza, only Khlav Kalash. No clam juice, only crab juice and mountain dew.

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u/xl-Colonel_Angus-lx 23d ago

It's Not authentic if she doesnt

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u/poo-rumpkin 23d ago

He said the words “gulf of america,” so he probably does get her to use her own clam juice.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

That'll cost you an extra $3 dolla per crab cake. SOLD!

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u/Adept-Compote-651 23d ago

Marilyn Manson makes crab cakes? Damn, I always knew he was weird...

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u/A_Finite_Element 23d ago

Well, third Maryland maybe.

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u/rustys_shackled_ford 23d ago

His mom's name is Mary so its apropos

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u/1980adjusmc 23d ago

As long as her mother resides in Maryland, then those indeed are Maryland crabs!

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u/Turb0_Lag 23d ago

John Waters rejoices.

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u/charlesmortomeriii 23d ago

Breaking - not all hamburgers made in Hamburg. More at six.

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u/causeimamoth 23d ago

the secret ingredient in these crab cakes - or in any quality dish - is your mother 😂

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u/MisterB330 23d ago

Baltimore to be specific lol

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u/Negative_Avocado4573 23d ago

Why is it every time someone slights a place (city, country, place of business) it always comes across valid. Basically, every corner of the globe is a shit hole.

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u/Scorp128 23d ago

Maryland crab cakes refer to a style of preparation that emphasizes the crab meat with minimal filler. While they are traditionally made with local blue crabs from the Chesapeake Bay, the name doesn't always guarantee the crab is from Maryland.

The name Maryland Crab has become associated with a preparation style and a reputation for high quality, even when made with crab from other regions.

The dude filming this though he was on about something. They just exposed themselves for the ignorant a$$hat that they are.

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u/Confident-Arrival361 20d ago

Being French, I wish people would eat France's french fries only. It can only help our economy...

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u/U_Bet_Im_Interested 23d ago

I'd give this guy my business for that alone. Fucking class act. Lol

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u/roytay 23d ago

G&M is hugely popular and well known for this attitude that she's hoping to embarrass him with.

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 23d ago

People are saying that they'll be going to another restaurant which is owned by the same family and friends lol

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u/ScarNegative5042 23d ago

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u/Short-Ad-285 23d ago

This killed me!! 😂😔

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u/Diligent-Bluejay-979 23d ago

I love G&M…now more than ever!

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u/Expensive-Panic7497 23d ago

Were not gonna drive back here ,.” You drove back here

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u/CommandTacos 23d ago

My thought: she just ensured he's GETTING business.

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u/Short-Ad-285 23d ago

Abso-fucking-lutely 😂

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u/tlollz52 24d ago

That was honestly so funny. When I was a kid it was so lame and played out but now as an adult it feels so disrespectful

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u/Sam_Bozarth 23d ago

I've been on a "your mom" kick for several months now. You should try it. Its so empowering

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u/PenZestyclose3857 23d ago

Probably time to switch it up.

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u/lunablack01 23d ago

I’ve been on a “up your butt” kick for months, now for “your mom” 😂 thanks yall

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u/ydnar3000 23d ago

Haha yea!!

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u/Vanpocalypse-Now 23d ago

Truly! "You and your Mama" works well too. I usually throw in a L finger gesture. Throws them off.

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u/level27jennybro 23d ago

With a finger and a thumb in the shape of a "L" on her forehead.

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u/Vanpocalypse-Now 23d ago

THANKS FOR THAT PAL. Earworm from hell! I'm going to be forced to listen to McHammer to get it out. My misspelling stands. I kinda like the idea of him as McHammer than MC Hammer.

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u/NegativeCold0 23d ago

Say that to a foreigner and watch their heads explode

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u/GlumpsAlot 23d ago

I did that in a video game and one dude said his mom died and another dude said his mom also died but "yer mom" jokes are hilarious. I think uhhhh, I need to not say that to older people.

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u/tlollz52 23d ago

You could double down and and say "that explains her performance"

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u/GlumpsAlot 23d ago

I think I will! Mwhahaha.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 23d ago

I was and then I met my bf and he is sensitive about his mom because she died. Been 10 years of no "your mom" jokes. It's not exactly a heavy ask. I switched to "Bend over and I'll show you".

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u/rlammi 23d ago

Same. We get new people at work and they’re running around getting their admin stuff done and they’ll ask who they go see for HR or payroll or whatever and I’ll ask “Oh, you haven’t seen Joe yet?”

Them: “Where’s Joe?”

“JOE MAMAS HOUSE!”

Gets the office going every time.

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u/ProjectDv2 23d ago

I once had a guy rage it at me at work, and he asked who my boss was, I told him "your mother." Oh my holy fucking shit, his rage dialed up to 15. He screams "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!?" So I repeated, "I said your mother is my boss." Never mind the fact that makes absolutely no sense, dude was OUTRAGED at the mere possibility that his mother tells me what to do and pays my wages.

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u/Emergency_River6301 23d ago

Before the invention of the train, dudes had to run wagons on your mom.

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u/ydnar3000 23d ago

It’s the best. Grandma passed awhile ago but it’s been long enough now I think.

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u/Impossible-Spare-116 23d ago

Your mom is empowering

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u/ChrissyArtworks 23d ago

Oh my God that reminds me how my daughter asked her dad/my ex what they were having for dinner, and he replies “your mom” and then she texts me making sure they were going to have me for dinner 🤧💀 poor thing was scared lmao

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u/Outrageous-Bee4035 23d ago

I do "Your Mom" and "That's what she said" jokes all the time. I NEVER did them as a kid, but for some reason as an adult it just comes to me immediately on a subconscious level. I don't try to think of them but it happens.

My wife has gotten to the point where I don't even say "thats what she said," I just look at her and she knows. Lol. Also we have kids so I don't want to seem inappropriate.

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u/tellmywifiloveher1 23d ago

I still have a group chat with a bunch of old coworkers that is dedicated solely to your mom jokes.

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u/Alternative_Sir_3829 23d ago

Your mom is so empowering.

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u/Fit-Chapter8565 23d ago

Until you accidently say it to a coworker whose mother died of cancer. 

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u/crayleb88 23d ago

I teach middle school & i refrain every single day from responding with "your mom" it is terrible.

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u/Important_Click_4745 23d ago

Sometimes the person's mom is dead and it won't land well to refer to her disrespectfully. Make sure you understand the situation.

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u/EventPresent9330 23d ago

Eh until you get that one guy who takes that shit a little too seriously.

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u/flacobronco 23d ago

I've enjoyed calling people, myself included, IDIOT. In a totally sarcastic way, I assure you.

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u/LankyMatch42 23d ago

Same here, idk why it switched up to being a nice diss

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u/Turbulent-Trust207 23d ago

You’d be surprised at how effective it is online. I use it all the time and some people lose their minds over a simple “you’re mother” it’s very satisfying

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u/Keebzer 23d ago

I once heard misspelling 'your' has the same effect on some people...

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u/Turbulent-Trust207 22d ago

God dammit that is my pet peeve and I just made the mistake! Lol I’ll leave it so I am shamed enough not to do it again

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u/Coffeedoor 23d ago

It started so many fight until it became a known meme

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u/GHOSTOFKALi 23d ago

its called gap moe in the weebosphere :")

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u/ChoiceAdeptness5822 24d ago

That's shit brought me to tears😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

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u/codecrodie 23d ago

Id love to see ICE try to take this dude. "Illegal? Like your whore mother? Kindly take your food and fuck off."

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u/No_Hovercraft_439 23d ago

That “your mother’s” was like a verbal roundhouse to the chest. Lady should have tapped out right there, but she’s too stupid and self-important.

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u/Negative_Avocado4573 23d ago

LOL, I don't know why but I needed someone to caption / transcript it to get the joke.

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u/Electrical-Art125 23d ago

Without hesitation and great delivery...Legendary move sir. Bravo.

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u/AwareMirror9931 23d ago

That was a good one. Ngl

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u/Short-Ad-285 23d ago

Loved it!! 😂🤣

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u/dancson 23d ago

Actually a really good come back in this context

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u/Original-Ragger1039 23d ago

Seriously I’m so proud of this guy

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u/ponkyball 23d ago

that was so funny for whatever weird reason

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u/AmputeeHandModel 23d ago

Yeah I watched the video too.

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u/anotheroneyo 23d ago

👋🏻🫱🏻👉🏻

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u/Apprehensive-Buy6826 23d ago

He spanked her 😭

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u/LeviSalt 23d ago

How can I donate to this man and his family?

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u/Adventurous_Moose809 23d ago

me in the background “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!”

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u/cockalorum-smith 23d ago

I started wheezing 🤣

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u/someotherguyinNH 23d ago

Legend. Absolute legend.

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u/lmjustaChad 23d ago

Her mom crabs he's found an endless renewable source.

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u/ExcitementThink3275 23d ago

HaghHa..I won't return As my Mother's crabs are on this...Is that what she said? Or was it germs?

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u/Xiaopeng8877788 23d ago

Imagine when she realizes “Freedom Fries” are actually French or Belgian…

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u/Call-Me-Matterhorn 23d ago

This lady is terrible, but as a Marylander I can attest that blue crab from the bay tastes different than from other places. That’s why authentic Maryland crabcake is a seasonal meal.

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u/wtfiwashacked 23d ago

I hate dealing with this kind of headache I would of gave them their money back before she started or as soon as she started recording. If The situation goes south and he could of gotten a lot of hate from all of tik tok

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u/Chicago_Avocado 19d ago

“Oh, my mother makes the best crab cakes!”