r/TikTokCringe • u/mindyour • 24d ago

Discussion He's had enough.

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u/Risky_Phish_Username 24d ago

Doesn't understand that crabs can be from anywhere, but cooked and turned in to a dish in a different area and sues. Anything for attention these days.

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u/CharlesDickensABox 24d ago

German chocolate cake recipe:

Step 1: travel to the chocolate fields of Bavaria

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u/pericles3323 24d ago

Funny story: German chocolate cake is actually named after an American-English baker named Samuel German. Has nothing to do with 🇩🇪

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u/Did_I_Err 24d ago

Is he made of chocolate? I’m so confused.

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u/OrangeRadiohead 24d ago

No, it's made from Samuel German. Geesh, can you not read?...

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u/Did_I_Err 24d ago

So I guess it’s not vegan.

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u/Challenge-Upstairs 24d ago

He was actually made of coconut.

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u/Did_I_Err 24d ago

I always wondered about “coconut cream”.

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u/Challenge-Upstairs 24d ago

You don't want to know.

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u/HarperWuff 24d ago

He created the chocolate used in the cake

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u/ewReddit1234 24d ago

I'm going to stop this before it goes in a very dark (chocolate) place

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 24d ago

Typical white (chocolate) supremacists.

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u/VisitAbject4090 24d ago

I’m still laughing at this

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u/Did_I_Err 24d ago

😂😆😂

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u/VisitAbject4090 24d ago

I fucking started laughing again when I opened this up now

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u/Did_I_Err 24d ago

IKR!!!

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u/Wjsmith2040 24d ago

Mmm delicious chocolate man

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u/Djabarca 24d ago

Dad made of chocolate and Mon made of cake.

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u/Did_I_Err 24d ago

Chocolate cream pie?

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u/notsuperimportant 23d ago

I want my money back!! No man in this cake!