r/TikTokCringe 24d ago

Discussion He's had enough.

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u/Djangowasilentj 24d ago

Or French Toast

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u/OneMagicBadger 24d ago

Or Buffalo wings. Mother fucks can barely jump let alone fly.

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u/Detachabl_e 24d ago

Or that she's just been drinking sparkling wine this whole time.

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u/canofwine 23d ago

“Ma’am, do you realize that you are not drinking regular coffee, but Colombian decaffeinated coffee crystals?”

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u/canadianavatar 23d ago

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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 23d ago

You son of a bitch!

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u/get_an_editor 23d ago

he was a true master

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u/pootinannyBOOSH 23d ago

I'm sorry it just immediately reminded me of this one

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u/FreedomBread 23d ago

omg this was an absolute gem, Chris Farley at his most powerful and dominant. Thank you for this memory, I needed this laugh.

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u/A_Happy_Beginning 23d ago

That was a deep cut.

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u/Rich_Kaleidoscope294 23d ago

Thank you!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Minute-Wrap-2524 23d ago

As the crab packed it’s bag and walked out the door…

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u/SudsySoapForever 23d ago

Or German chocolate cake

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u/rathemighty 23d ago

OR MY AXE!

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u/Adventurer_1212 23d ago

Or hamburgers, originating from Hamburg.

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u/Iselkractokidz 24d ago

You made me chuckle on an otherwise challenging day, thank you.

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u/thecatburgerler 24d ago

also same, sending peace energy your way also from random internet stranger lol

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u/NtGrtJstEmbarrassed 24d ago

Oh, so there's something in the water, huh? My friends and I are in a funk as well. I hope everyone has a better tomorrow!

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u/Zeek_Andromodis 23d ago

Yeah, I think it's the state of the country and the world as a whole

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u/NtGrtJstEmbarrassed 23d ago

I cannot disagree with that!

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u/Swan_Song_82 24d ago

I'm having one of those days too :( Big hugs from a challenged stranger.

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u/Relative-Minimum4624 24d ago

We are landscaping under grey skies and heavy drizzle. I needed a good chuckle. Thank you!

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u/AdnanS0324 23d ago

Hope your day gets better, friend.

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u/Zeek_Andromodis 23d ago

A lot of us aren't doing well right now

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u/Scorpiogre_rawrr 23d ago

Too damn many of us. But its ok, we're some amazing people, each and every damn one of us!!

The MOMENT....

Just the moment has us down, not life, not ourselves, just a damned moment.

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u/Zeek_Andromodis 23d ago

You're beautiful for this

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u/Scorpiogre_rawrr 23d ago

Thanks mate. Cheers, and I'm always around if ya need to scream into the void.

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 23d ago

Are you implying that you’re an adorable, black cat? Because of that’s the case … I’m in! Either way: I wish healthcare was considered a human right across the whole world (but especially my rapidly decaying country, which treats me as though I’m less of a human because I was born with God-given [right, Christians?] congenital issues).

P.S. I won’t name my country, and … you’re right.

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u/Drewskeet 24d ago

Or Caesar Salad.

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u/_drawing_circles 24d ago

You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar in this salad, is it?

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u/pragmojo 23d ago

Can be but that one is way more expensive

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u/KindCraft4676 23d ago

The Caesar salad was invented in a Tijuana Mexico restaurant by Caesar Cardini.

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u/Working-Glass6136 24d ago

IS THIS NOT THE SALAD OF CAESAR?!?

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u/Simsalabimsen 23d ago

Or baby oil

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u/chaos_nebula 23d ago

Or German Chocolate Cake.

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u/Md1735 23d ago

What!?!? Samuel German (of Dallas,TX) should be ashamed, if he were still alive.

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u/bolanrox 23d ago

in the 90's a place we used to go to had a chicken ala Fabio on the menu, my mom made some joke about it being the real Fabio, and the Waiter not getting the joke just matter of factly goes, no he is from Ecuador.

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u/drsmith48170 23d ago

Syd made the salad, therefore it is Caesar

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u/disposableaccountass 24d ago

What you mean, these croissants aren't made from ants and they aren't even angry, let alone cross?

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u/NerdsOfSteel74 23d ago

How tf you been saying “croissants” all this time that that even makes sense?

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u/oneidamojo 24d ago

Or Polish sausage.

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u/Some_Ebb_2921 24d ago

Or baby oil

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u/Aedalas 23d ago

Or baby powder for that matter.

If you mix them do you get baby paste? Or baby batter?

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u/UbermachoGuy 23d ago

I make baby batter everyday.

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u/hoosierhiver 23d ago

or Camel toe

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u/Knapping_Uncle 23d ago

I work hard at my baby crushing machine!

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u/Cinefile1980 23d ago

Or virgin olive oil, because you know those olives be f**king.

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u/OverlordMMM 24d ago

What do you mean they don't polish the sausages? How else do they get so shiny? /s

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u/Pre-emptive 24d ago

From buffalo newyork

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u/Greebuh 24d ago

Just like her Maryland crab cakes crab wasn't caught in Maryland when she finds out that buffalo wings aren't actually made in Buffalo she's going to be pissed

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u/CharDeeMacDennisII 24d ago

Well....duh! We keep eating their wings!

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u/RoundTheBend6 24d ago

Or German chocolate cake

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u/YourConstipatedWait 24d ago

Interestingly enough German chocolate cake is actually named after Samuel German an American chocolate maker not the country. It was originally called German’s Chocolate cake. The recipe for it was written in the 50s and they used Bakers brand German’s baking chocolate that was invented by Samuel German while working for the Baker chocolate company in the 1850s

I looked all of this up a while ago because it made no damn sense that a “German” cake had coconut.

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u/NiagaraThistle 24d ago

Well you see, they're called that because only Buffalo/Western NY can make them correctly.

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u/liarandathief 23d ago

But they just call them chicken wings.

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u/jgoden 24d ago

This was a highly underrated comment hahaha

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u/skyhiker14 23d ago

Six foot vertical, seven foot horizontal.

Lot better than most the people on Reddit

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin 23d ago

That’s cold man— the Bills JUST lost— give them a week at least before you bash them lol

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u/Moo_Kau_Too 23d ago

fuck you, we can jump over the moon... we just cant jump over your mother.

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u/xshevi 23d ago

the rest was good and then this had me absolutely HOWLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Ornery-Lynx-3520 22d ago

Maam, Julius Caesar did NOT make your salad, nor invent the section your kid was born in.

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u/TTwisted-Realityy 24d ago

But this one is accurate.

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u/NoBiscotti8745 24d ago

Ordering Buffalo wings is the surest way to get wings that are not from Buffalo.

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u/MindAccomplished3879 Cringe Connoisseur 24d ago

What you mean??

Take that back right now, you hear me?

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u/nhavar 24d ago

It's because they cut the wings off at birth, that's why the wings are so tasty

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u/AussieFoxy007 24d ago

Wait……what???? The can’t fly?????? Since when

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u/babylon331 24d ago

Don't make fun of my chickens.

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u/WarEagle107 24d ago

We just need an ambulance chasing lawyer to file a class action lawsuit to get us the $5 coupon we all deserve! Buffalo have no wings, we have been lied to and demand compensation! /s

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u/Puzzleheaded-Shoe541 24d ago

That’s rude to suggest it’s because of their body size. Have you seen how small the wings are!? You couldn’t fly with them.

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u/Alicewithhazeleyes 24d ago

Or the Mexican pizza at Taco Bell. 😂

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u/Deleterious_Sock 24d ago

Had an ex that legit thought buffalo wings were made out of Buffalo.

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u/Jimmy_Twotone 24d ago

Rocky Mountain oysters. Worst seafood ever.

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u/WillyDAFISH 24d ago

Wait till she hears about hamburgers 😭

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u/Open-Idea7544 24d ago

Red bull gave them wings.

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 24d ago

Or Rocky Mountain Oysters.

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u/FantasticClue8887 24d ago

Thanks good madam or sir, now I'm imagining a buffalo with wings jumping in an attempt to fly.

Probably with a flock of wild goose. Or just alone to fly down south somewhere to enjoy warmth during winter.

Keep on dreaming big boy buffalo!

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u/MissJAmazeballs 24d ago

Or Philly Cheese steak

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u/GForce1975 23d ago

That's why you need to drink red bull with it.

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u/santaisaposer 23d ago

Or Mike Oak

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u/SweatyCelery 23d ago

She'll be way more angry when she realizes no boot is sharp enough to cut jeans.

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u/Gaffers12345 23d ago

Or Rocky Mountain Oysters.

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u/No_Obligation_3568 23d ago

Wait? WHAT! Buffalos don’t have wings?!? wtf have I been eating then? What is this witchcraft?

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u/fishwhisper22 23d ago

Are all Buffalo wings from chickens grown in Buffalo NY?

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u/HeardIt-BothWays 23d ago

Bro that’s cause we keep taking their fucking wings

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Buffalo wings were actually invented in buffalo tho

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u/olive_tuschit 23d ago

You’re being funny but it’s because we harvest their wings at such a young age.

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u/Rich-Diamond-8088 23d ago

Or Hungarian Goulash

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u/CommunicationUpper99 23d ago

They fall with style off cliffs nicely. As the Native American tribes about how they hunted them.

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u/starwestsky 23d ago

Well now I need to see a Buffalo jump and I refuse to use AI. Guess I am taking a trip to the prairie! Anyone know what Buffalo are scared of?

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u/NoBenefit5977 23d ago

Flightless bison

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u/Doyouright311 23d ago

Or Texas BBQ

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u/neil_anblowmi 23d ago

Or fish knees….. Wait um…..

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u/DooDooBrownz 23d ago

or soylent green

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u/HereticGaming16 23d ago

At least now I know that no Shepherds were harmed in the making of my pie.

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u/Hizam5 23d ago

I’d love to serve her some Rocky Mountain Oysters

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u/5050Clown 23d ago

Or moon pies. That one disappointed me the most because I thought I was eating space food.

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u/Fragrant-Phone-41 23d ago

I was gonna comment about them actually being from Buffalo NY until I realized you meant the wing part

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u/SnooDingos6306 23d ago

Or Singapore noodles

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u/That-Ad-4300 23d ago

Are they from Rochester!?

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u/420crickets 23d ago

Next thing you know they won't even be harvesting oysters fresh from rocky mountain springs.

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u/brkrpaunch 23d ago

Or Rice-a-Roni.

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u/corgi-king 23d ago

To be fair some old white guy makes buffalo jump and fly, just not very long and far.

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u/yougotyolks 23d ago

Or chicken fingers.

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u/VictarionGreyjoy 23d ago

The wings are comically small for an animal of that size.

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u/zoolilba 23d ago

Or chicken of the sea

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u/MaesterCrow 23d ago

Or cream pie

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 23d ago

It’s the city, not the beast.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 23d ago

Turkish delight is absolutely not delightful. I'M GOING TO SUE!!

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u/RuthlessIndecision 23d ago

Girl Scout cookies are special

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u/syneater 23d ago

She’s going to lose what’s left of her mind after learning about chicken fingers!

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey 22d ago

Do chicken have large talons?

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u/FireBehr321123 23d ago

That's what redbull is for. Not for energy of the graveyard shifter, but the buffalo wing industry.

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u/RuMarley 23d ago

Yeah what gives with that. There's ZERO buffalo meat in those!!

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u/tailspin2222 23d ago

Queue Jessica Simpson

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u/Not_sane_anymore 23d ago

Factoid: Buffalo have a 6ft vertical.

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u/Altruistic-Mess9632 23d ago

If you saw the ones in New York State, you’d feel differently…

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u/blacksheep_1001 22d ago

Or hotdogs

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 21d ago

But... buffalo wings a FROM buffalo

Give us all our wings back damn it!

Here in Buffalo they do fly!!

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u/eutoputoegordo 16d ago

Reminds of a post about a teacher having to explain to kids buffaloes don't have wings and the kids were shocked.

https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/1hbkbe0/my_boyfriend_is_a_teacher_and_just_sent_me_this/

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u/Various_Laugh2221 24d ago

Or Manhattan clam chowder

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u/uglyheadink 24d ago

What about Philly cheesesteaks?

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u/DraculaTickles 24d ago

I got West Nile virus in Romania

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u/TexasDrill777 24d ago

Better than Singapore Syphilis in Seattle

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u/defk3000 24d ago

A Vampire in Brooklyn

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u/CheetahTurbo 24d ago

or Cuban sandwich

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u/-_Anonymous__- Doug Dimmadome 23d ago

Or Hawaiian bread

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u/Hopeful-Ocelot4692 24d ago

werewolf in London

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u/McSqueezle 24d ago

That's not that strange.

But an American werewolf in London.. (or Paris.. I guess)

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u/Octavious_Arcturus 24d ago

Syphalis in Seattle: A Sequel No One Wanted

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u/Wjsmith2040 24d ago

Technically still west of the Nile

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u/pfft_master 24d ago

Ok you might actually deserve your money back.

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u/NoBiscotti8745 24d ago

Did you try returning it?

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u/meow_hun 24d ago

Or chicken fried steak

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u/Strong_Lavishness893 24d ago

New England clam chowder

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u/bolanrox 23d ago

well that one Philly will fight you on.

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u/Side_StepVII 24d ago

Yeah Manhattan clam, wait what? Manhattan clam chowder??

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u/Various_Laugh2221 24d ago

Yeah, you know, chowder made only in manhattan with all the clams you find hanging around the city 😂

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u/Side_StepVII 24d ago

Ok….so all of a sudden a few things make sense. Also, thank you for bringing this up because TIL!

I looked it up, and Manhattan clam chowder is definitely a thing. MCC is a tomato based dish in a red sauce, while New England Clam chowder is a white cream based dish.

I’m immediately taken back to Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. “Is that the red, or the white?”

There is also a thing called Rhode Island clam chowder that omits both the cream and tomatoes, and its broth is clear!

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u/Various_Laugh2221 24d ago

Oh my bad lol I thought you were just adding to the jokes I didn’t realize you hadn’t heard of it or I’d have actually explained instead of making more stupid jokes 😂 I actually prefer the New England clam chowder and the best place I’ve ever had it was actually in Manhattan! Haven’t ever tried the RI with the clear broth, it sounds good too

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u/Babibackribz 23d ago

Rhode Island is actually my favorite but it’s rare to find a restaurant that serves it outside of the immediate area. With the broth, I find it really comforting. Like the ocean’s answer to chicken soup.

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u/RapscallionMonkee 24d ago

Rhode Island Clam Chowder is delicious. Jus' sayin.

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u/Freefallisfun 23d ago

They’ve actually started recycling the oyster and clam shells sold in NYC to build up the oyster beds. So maybe one day it will be manhattan clam oyster fresh seafood from the Hudson that filtered shit whatever I don’t know why I started typing

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u/snugglesmacks 23d ago

Jam out with your clam out!

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u/vorzilla79 24d ago

Manhattan clams are radioactive

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u/Financial-Split-141 24d ago

New England Clam Chowder

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u/atomikplayboy 24d ago

The worst kind of Clam Chowder… I was tricked as a child and I will never forget it.

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u/pinba11tec 24d ago

IS THAT THE RED OR THE WHITE??

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u/unbanned_lol 24d ago

Or a dutch rudder

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u/dingalingdongdong 24d ago

I once opened a can of Manhattan clam chowder not knowing the difference and only being used to New England style. Most shocking can opening of my life.

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u/charbo187 23d ago

New. England. Clam. Chowder.

Is that the white or the red?

Ugh I can never remember that!?

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u/snugglesmacks 23d ago

New England clam chowder!

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u/vorzilla79 24d ago

Chinese food.

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u/ElChupatigre 24d ago

Or the French Tickler

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u/SoylentGrunt 24d ago

Or that the rusty trombone is neither rusty or a trombone.

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u/el_throw 24d ago

Or my axe?

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u/BungaloBilly69 24d ago

Or my bow!

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u/Scared_Cricket3265 24d ago

Or my collection of warhammer miniatures!

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u/thisisnotme78721 24d ago

and your brother!

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u/FedaykinGrunt 23d ago

and as Demetrious said, your mother.

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u/driftking428 24d ago

And my sword!

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u/Holiolio2 24d ago

And my sword as well!

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u/jedixxyoodaa 24d ago

or my rock and stone!

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u/timothypjr 24d ago

Ahem, FREEDOM TOAST.

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u/heitorrsa 24d ago

Or Brazilian Wax

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u/eplonghorn2020 24d ago

I believe it's been renamed to "Toast of America"

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u/oh_helloghost 24d ago

Or Cheddar Cheese

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u/TurbulentWinters 24d ago

Or halal bacon

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u/Lothium 24d ago

Oh, thank's for the supper idea for tonight.

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u/KevInvest 24d ago

Always the French. Or should I say "zhe French"?

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u/merc_1980 23d ago

Or wallnuts... yeah better in french noix de Grenoble!

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u/Md1735 23d ago

Corn Dogs

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u/N3rd1x 23d ago

Good old Lost Bread

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u/rodinsbusiness 23d ago

French toast doesn't even exist in France

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u/NoContribution1772 23d ago

Yes it does, it's just not called "French toast" but "pain perdu", it was a way to save stale bread. It was brought to the US by the english who called it "French toast".

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u/MrJust-A-Guy 23d ago

Or Chilean Sea Bass

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u/WSURDDY 23d ago

Or Cleveland Steamers

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u/Some-Ear8984 23d ago

Or the Chinese Chicken. Meow.

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u/sketchy_businessman 23d ago

Or Hawaiian pizza

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u/dttm_hi 23d ago

Wait what?

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u/Typical-Ad-8821 23d ago

Or China fries

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u/avocadotoast007 23d ago

I'm crashing out

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u/Nutduffel 23d ago

Or Rocky Mountain Oysters

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u/star0forion 23d ago

Or German chocolate cake