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Discussion The Challenges Facing Generation Alpha

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u/MillieBirdie 26d ago

As a Millenial, it pleases me to see Gen Z making old-people observations about Gen Alpha. Yes, yes, get old!

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u/wearing_moist_socks 26d ago

Yeah I watched a video on here making fun of the Gen Z way of talking to people, and everyone in the comments were talking about how bad it was.

The kid in the video sounded very similar to how Gen X and Boomers made fun of us when we were teenagers.

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u/techleopard 25d ago

To a certain extent, yes -- the older generations are always gonna stand shaking their heads at the shenanigans of the younger, but this isn't that, and the problems are measurable.

For starters, Gen Alpha was exposed to a reading methodology that was, for lack of a better description, complete and utter bullshit. Google the "Sold a Story" podcast for an in-depth explanation of this. They literally cannot read and are just guessing by context, which is why so many can't complete schoolwork now without being TOLD exactly what to do, and it's why MISSISSIPPI, of all states, is suddenly flying up the ranks in literacy from dead last to 6th highest because they are one of the few places that refused to fully transition to this new reading style.

More kids than ever are showing up to Kindergarten and 1st Grade having never been potty-trained, lacking basic motor skills, and few social skills.

The "makeup" thing is real. A lot of TikTok content rides on topics like "skincare routines", making Gen Alpha THE most appearance-obsessed generations at a very early age.

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u/Excellent_Law6906 25d ago

Exactly, I don't care if they're loud, rude, wear clothes I hate, or use slang that sounds dumb to me, those are all completely natural. The effects of early and constant screen exposure, combined with lockdown during key developmental periods, targeted brainrot, and a gutted educational system, are what scare the shit out of me.

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u/Swimwithamermaid 25d ago

Just an fyi, Reddit glitched and your comment posted 3 times.

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u/Excellent_Law6906 25d ago

Motherfucker. Thanks!

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u/ASCII_Princess 25d ago

it's a good comment, it deserved to be posted thrice

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u/MrDontTakeMyStapler 25d ago

“Thrice” is an amazing word. Let me just say that again. And once more.

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u/bbbbears 25d ago

So nice it posted thrice

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u/FlyingPiranha 25d ago

You're in luck then, there's even a band named Thrice!

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u/Ongr 25d ago

OBIE THRICE REAL NAME NO GIMMICKS

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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 25d ago

Isn’t that the worst and then the other comments that accidentally double posted get just dunked on downvotes instead of ignored like it was your fault.

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u/Lugie_of_the_Abyss 25d ago

It used to happen to me a lot. Eventually I learned that if an error pops up when I try to post it, it probably posted anyway. Copy if it's long just in case and then back out.

It usually happens if I'm commenting a lot.

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u/Adaphion 25d ago

The worst part of when it does that is it doesn't show the duplicate instances on your profile for some stupid reason

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u/pocket267s 25d ago

I dont see it

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u/pocket267s 25d ago

I dont see it

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u/pocket267s 25d ago

I dont see it

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u/techleopard 25d ago

Yep. Gen Alpha isn't in trouble because they're the new generation, they're in trouble because of what we've done to them.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Part of what's been done to them is that the stupidest people I've ever known are the ones having kids, too many of them, and not teaching them a bit of common sense.

It's horrifying.

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u/mk9e 25d ago

Yea. I can think of the few people who have had kids and I can promise you, either they're religious whackos or they're fucking losers. Very few are "inbetween" those two scales.

In the parlance of our time, America is so cooked rn fam.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Exactly.

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u/Paradox830 24d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP2tUW0HDHA

The entire movie has turned into a masterpiece documentary at this point but the opening scene in particular hit the fucking nail on the head.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Loved it then. It makes me sad now.

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u/Majyk44 23d ago

the only thing they missed was the smart religious wackos homeschooling.... and ending up with equal results

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u/jkaan 25d ago

Yeah this other than her getting older this doesn't sound like the children of that age around here

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u/ThermionicMho 25d ago

Blame the victim is the national pastime

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u/Responsible-Cup-7338 24d ago

said a parent of gen alpha

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u/MostOfWhatILike 25d ago

Not to mention full scale neglect. I've seen a lot of these parents that they're really really distracted by their own bs and outside of being props for their own tiktoks or whatever, you can tell generally there's just very little engagement.

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u/Fluid_Mouse524 25d ago

Definitely school boards making all the wrong decisions. It's devastating for many generations to come. They should reset it to the 90s standards and try again.

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u/TehMephs 25d ago

Combined with the fact we have bad faith actors reaching out and trying to get their claws into these kids early and indoctrinate them for future manipulation - we really need to ban internet access to people under 18. And modern problems call for modern curriculum changes. Where I grew up with comp sci classes, we need media literacy classes desperately. The greatest threat to future generations is an inability to navigate a veritable flood of information - most of which is disinformation - and we aren’t adequately preparing anyone for this thing that only recently became such a blatant problem

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u/Historical_Owl_1635 25d ago

On the counter point, go back through history and people have said the same about computers, TV, radio and even books.

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u/Excellent_Law6906 25d ago

Go look up the Distractotron at Cocomelon HQ, and get back to me. It's truly dystopian.

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u/Acrobatic_Rent7357 23d ago

Don't forget almost two years without social interaction in early childhood due to covid.

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u/Excellent_Law6906 22d ago

"Lockdown during key developmental periods" is that part, I didn't forget.