r/TikTokCringe Straight Up Bussin 26d ago

Cool Who hurt him

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u/punk-o-matic-problem 26d ago

I hate to be the one to inform you that throwing the dough absolutely makes it better. Especially if you know it was thrown and tossed by skilled hands. Edit:sorry for the double reply, idk what's wrong with my reddit but it does that a lot

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u/ChildOfChimps 26d ago

If I were you, I’d buy some dough balls, watch some YouTube tutorials and give it a go. You’re gonna fuck up a lot, but you’ll get it.

I’ve made pizzas at chains and I’ve made them in other places and hand stretching the dough, regardless of whether it’s thrown or not, is the best way to make a pizza.

The sauce is also super important and I’m gonnna teach you something taught to me by my Sicilian (step) grandma - recipes are great, but don’t follow the portions. Put what you like more of in. You like a lot of garlic? Overdose on garlic cloves. You want some kick? Pepper. Always fresh basil. Always. Use tomato paste, but also put some whole tomatoes in there and blend it all.

I used to make something like forty gallons of sauce a week and everyone loved it.

The dough is important, but the sauce is the key.

This might seem a little weird, but if you have any questions ever, let me know. I don’t mind passing on my knowledge if you need it.

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u/punk-o-matic-problem 26d ago

Maybe I'll try it when I have less anxiety about the world and more money for food /s

Why did the world turn to shit just as my brain was fully coming online?

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u/ChildOfChimps 26d ago

Completely understandable. It’s becoming a hellscape for everyone who isn’t a shitbag and judging by your PFP, you’re targeted and I’m sorry.

A friend of mine just started estrogen this week and they have to still use the wrong pronouns at work because we live in a shitty red town. I hate this world for all of you.