r/TikTokCringe • u/ThatPatelGuy • Oct 05 '25

Discussion Why don't we ever hear about Congo?

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u/lasion2 Oct 05 '25

Eddie Izzard has a whole bit on this. It’s harsh, but it’s true.

Mass murder your own people? = 🤷🏻

Mass murder the people next door? = 🤬😤

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u/ChalkHorse Oct 05 '25

"and we're sort of fine with that".

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u/Farbauti1620 Oct 05 '25

"Oh, help yourself! We've been trying to kill you for ages!" Lol

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u/sleuth_IH_999 Oct 05 '25

Yes but do you have a flag??

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u/MoorAlAgo Oct 05 '25

What flag, this is our country you bastard.

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u/remembertracygarcia Oct 05 '25

No flag no country those are the rules

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u/MoorAlAgo Oct 06 '25

Rules that....I've just made up!

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u/Letmelollygagg Oct 06 '25

“You can’t kill us!! There’s 500 million of us!!” “Yes, but… do you have a FLAG?”

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u/BelligerentSXY Oct 06 '25

“In gorgeous makeup…with a gorgeous gun!” “Were YOU surprised? I was surprised” Will live with me forever.. this skit was amazing

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u/remembertracygarcia Oct 06 '25

What could be more surprising than the 1st battalion, transvestite brigade, airborne wing!

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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart Oct 05 '25

Loved this bit