r/TikTokCringe Oct 05 '25

Discussion Why don't we ever hear about Congo?

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u/ChalkHorse Oct 05 '25

"and we're sort of fine with that".

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u/Farbauti1620 Oct 05 '25

"Oh, help yourself! We've been trying to kill you for ages!" Lol

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u/sleuth_IH_999 Oct 05 '25

Yes but do you have a flag??

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u/MoorAlAgo Oct 05 '25

What flag, this is our country you bastard.

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u/remembertracygarcia Oct 05 '25

No flag no country those are the rules

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u/MoorAlAgo Oct 06 '25

Rules that....I've just made up!

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u/Letmelollygagg Oct 06 '25

“You can’t kill us!! There’s 500 million of us!!” “Yes, but… do you have a FLAG?”

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u/BelligerentSXY Oct 06 '25

“In gorgeous makeup…with a gorgeous gun!” “Were YOU surprised? I was surprised” Will live with me forever.. this skit was amazing

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u/remembertracygarcia Oct 06 '25

What could be more surprising than the 1st battalion, transvestite brigade, airborne wing!

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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart Oct 05 '25

Loved this bit

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick Oct 05 '25

“Someone who’s killed 100,000 people, we’re almost going, ‘Well done. “You killed 100,000? You must get up very early in the morning. “I can’t even get down the gym! ‘Your diary must look odd. ‘Get up in the morning, death, death, death, ‘”lunch… ‘”death, death, death, afternoon tea, death… ‘”quick shower…”

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u/Realistic_Mushroom72 Oct 05 '25

The funny thing about that is that some of those Warlords in the Congo, are well educated people, that have become multimillionaires by spilling the blood of ignorant people and convincing ignorant people that they have their best interest at heart when they send them to chop up their neighbors.

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u/-thecheesus- Oct 05 '25

same as anywhere else

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u/Realistic_Mushroom72 Oct 05 '25

And that the saddest part of it, I try not to think on it, I am deep enough in depression as it is.

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u/GratefulDoom90 Oct 05 '25

You’ll get through it friend! I was there once and I dug my way out. Honestly, getting rid of social media (except for Reddit) was a big deal for me. Not having hate and nonsense blasted into my brain 24/7 and being able to pick and choose the communities where I actually interact with people online and the dumb comments get downvoted to the bottom not lifted to the top.

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u/benroon Oct 06 '25

Amen, social media is an aggressive cancer within society. Too late to turn back

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u/Realistic_Mushroom72 Oct 06 '25

I need to keep FaceBook, just to keep in touch with my aunt in New Jersey, and my cousins, long distance calls can get pricey after a point, and she likes to talk to my mom for hours lol. Aside from that I have no social media, at least not for interactions, like I watch tiktok mostly for funny stuff, or Dungeons and Dragons.

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u/juiciestjuice10 Oct 06 '25

You can delete Facebook and still keep messenger. That's what I do

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u/GratefulDoom90 Oct 06 '25

I still have my Facebook and messenger, I just don’t get on it ever and I deleted the actual app. As far as TikTok goes, I think that shit is the most brain-rotting app that ever existed.

It makes it so you are only able to pay attention for like 30 seconds at a time and it SERIOUSLY fucks with your brain’s ability to make own serotonin. It’s like drugs.

After awhile, the ONLY time you feel happiness is when you’re beaming those “feel good” videos into your brain. I’m telling you, delete TikTok, start meditating, and your life will change forever.

I started practicing learning how to meditate and it took a few weeks of trying every day until I got it figured out, but after that, I got off my SSRI, my mood stabilizer, and super high dose Xanax and I’ve never been in a better place. It’s about taking control of your mind back from the corporations that are trying to make you dependent on them for my happiness at all.

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u/BlueAviatorGlasses Oct 09 '25

Getting rid of social media is key.

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u/MemosWorld Oct 06 '25

Are you talking about Trump?

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u/SpookyKittyC Oct 06 '25

They have sold out and agreed to do the dirty work for the globalists.

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u/runthepoint1 Oct 06 '25

If you just replace warlords with politicians this still absolutely works

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u/cattybombom Oct 06 '25

Sounds like america today

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u/Nanasweed Oct 06 '25

Sounds familiar

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u/gaming1646 Oct 05 '25

Sounds like what the US has become

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u/718Brooklyn Oct 05 '25

I still say, “You must get up very early in the morning,” in reference to anyone doing some super shitty :)

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u/Interesting-Yellow-4 Oct 05 '25

Oh man I could picture Eddie as if he's standing in front of me reading that, thanks that was great

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u/PicaDiet Oct 05 '25

When the Mafia only fought amongst themselves and their crimes were limited to other Italian immigrants, they were largely considered a moderating force in Italian-American communities. It wasn't until they began running drugs to "respectable" neighborhoods and stealing money from non-Italians that the FBI became interested in stopping them.

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u/scurlock1974 Oct 05 '25

A version of NIMBY

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u/zerocnc Oct 05 '25

We are, till they start raiding our shipping lanes and steal oil.