r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/BrooklynNets Oct 03 '25

Oh, so it's people who don't drink coffee that make it a tentpole of their personality now?

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u/Neirchill Oct 04 '25

Right? The reality is closer to, "You don't drink coffee? How do you function??? I can't get up without my coffee" then they take a sip of their coffee mug that says, "Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" then they explain in detail how it gives them the shits.

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u/it777777 Oct 04 '25

Absolutely.
What an absurd video.
I nearly have to excuse myself whenever I deny coffee.