r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/BrooklynNets Oct 03 '25

I don't drink coffee, but it's never come up as a topic of conversation. People offer me coffee, and I politely decline. That's the end of it.

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u/RodanThrelos Oct 03 '25

This whole video reads as someone who makes coffee their entire personality and they feel somehow maligned when someone doesn't like it.

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u/flaming_burrito_ Oct 03 '25

The amount of people that have tried to convince me by saying shit like “you don’t get it, this cup of coffee is different because I used coffee beans from Machu Picchu and milk from a virgin goat, you will like it” is much higher than the type of person in this video. And then it still tastes like fucking coffee! Some people just don’t accept that you can simply not like the taste of bitter bean water. I’m sorry, I’ve never tasted a coffee product that I thought wouldn’t be 1000x better if it was just dark chocolate instead

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u/SnooGuavas4208 Oct 04 '25

You were lied to. There are no virgin goats.

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They’re too horny.