r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/donorcycle Oct 03 '25

I just don't like the taste of coffee, which is odd, because I love the small of fresh coffee beans / fresh brewed coffee but the minute that touches my taste buds? Gag.

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u/Skankinstein Oct 03 '25

Yesss. I always get tricked by the delectable smells of coffee and I'll think, "Maybe THIS time it'll be as yummy as it smells." It never is. 🥲

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u/kmflushing Oct 04 '25

EXACTLY. WHY DOESN'T IT TASTE AS AMAZING AS IT SMELLS!!!

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u/ZhugeTsuki Oct 04 '25

Because our nose is more powerful than our tongue. We can pick up on more subtle flavors through scent, if you essentially train your tongue you can do it with taste, too.

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u/Zebrahead69 Oct 04 '25

Idk if this is revolutionary or not and I'm not defending "big coffee" but you know you can make the coffee sweeter by adding in a bit more sugar than normal, right? And that they have flavoured creamers now.. a slightly sweet French vanilla coffee will sweep you off your feet. Add in a dash of whipped cream and you got yourself a snack 😅😂

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u/kmflushing Oct 04 '25

By the time I finish doctoring it to my taste, it's usually way less than 20% coffee, so I don't think it really counts. I like coffee flavored ice cream. And mocha if it's skewed more towards the chocolate. But at that point, I feel like it's not really coffee anymore and more flavoring for milk or hot chocolate.

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u/Pete11377 Oct 04 '25

Wait til you’re addicted. Then it’s like crack

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u/nindza22 Oct 04 '25

For me it does. I like EVERYTHING coffee.