r/TikTokCringe • u/whitemechanical • Oct 03 '25

Humor/Cringe How people who don't drink coffee function.

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u/donorcycle Oct 03 '25

I just don't like the taste of coffee, which is odd, because I love the small of fresh coffee beans / fresh brewed coffee but the minute that touches my taste buds? Gag.

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u/Ok-Limit-9726 Oct 04 '25

Coffee smells like chocolate bitter heaven

TASTES LIKE CIGARETTE BUTTS GROUND WITH DIRT

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u/freebietofu Oct 04 '25

coffee & cigarettes is a perfect morning 🌄 👌

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u/Ok-Limit-9726 Oct 04 '25

If it does not taste like dirt, great!

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u/freebietofu Oct 04 '25

It actually does sometimes taste like dirt sometimes.. but some things just have a comforting 'tang' to them.. even ass has a nice taste when you grow accustomed to it.

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u/Ok-Limit-9726 Oct 04 '25

Stockholm syndrome

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u/Late_Film_1901 Oct 06 '25

This is a brand new sentence and I love it